Its been forever since I've posted any fanfiction online. But that doesn't mean I stopped writing. This started as a comic strip I doodled but it turned into something so huge I couldn't draw anymore. Or maybe I just got lazy...

Anyway, I hope you like this...
So far I have almost 3 chapters written.
Also if I accidentally misspell anything please point it out... gently.

Nepeta Lejion wasn't expecting any vistiors. She was just on a normal hunting prowl around her cave. Everything was alright.

Until the triangle guy came.

Nepeta didn't know, but this mind demon named Bill Cipher was about to cause some major mischief. Lucky for she avoided his attempts. But another troll was going to fall prey to Bill's tactics.

"Hi mew" Nepeta purred, looking up from the ground. Bill tipped his hat. "Nice to see you." He looked into her eyes while scanning into her mind. He picked up her name along with a couple of memories.

"Nepeta..." Bill flew in a circle around the troll. More of her memories flew into his mind. He saw images of a meteor, her hive, others of her species, her gruesome death, and Fefetasprite.

"The Rogue of Heart." Nepeta bounced. "That's right! How did you know?"

"I know a lot of things." Bill repiled. Nepeta released the claws out of one of her clawgloves. A mouse scurrying around caught her eye.

"I'm also a purrfect hunter." She stabbed the mouse and held it up for Bill to see. Bill jumped back. "Ew." His plan was obviously not going to work with this troll. "I'm done." he flew away.

Nepeta gasped. "Don't go!" Did I scare mew?"

But her words were ignored. Bill continued on until he reached the sandy shores of the Alteritan Sea.

A sleeping troll caught Bill's attention. He was passed out only centimeters away from the tide. Every once in a while a wave would crash over his head. This didn't bother him. Bill read his mind gathering information. After a mintue of sifting through this troll's memories, he chuckled. He was perfect for Bill's plan.

Now Bill was just had to wake him up.

"Wakey, wakey." Bill stomped on his chest. The troll rolled over, sat up and crankly stared at Bill.

"What you you want?"

"Oh Eridan. I can help you." Bill twirled his cane in the air. The troll growled. "How do you know my name?" Bill used his powers to lift up Seahorse Dad. "I entered your mind for a quick second. Well actually I was in there for a good minute."

Eridan narrowed his eyes. "Put my lusus down." Seahorse Dad unhappily neighed. Bill released him, and the lusus fell back into the ocean.

"I can make you God Tier for a price." Bill held out his hand. Disbelief hit Eridan. How could this guy do that? He needed a quest bed and a dreamself to ascend. Could this triangle guy break the rules of the game? Was he really that powerful?

"What do I have to do? Eridan asked.

"I need you to bring me a angel. You know, from your land." Eridan nodded. "Easy." Bill hovered past him. "But I want it to be undamaged. A little damage is okay but I don't want it to be completely destroyed."

"So does that seem like a deal, fish face?" Bill now had a blue glow surrounding him. Eridan sighed. Why not? "I guess." He and Bill shook hands.

"I'll be watching." Bill disappeared in a flash of light. Eridan frowned. "Why would a triangle want a angel?"

The offer of becoming God Tier sounded like a dream come true, but Eridan was still suspicious. He made his way to the gate that lead to his SGRUB land. He removed Arab's Crosshairs from his sylladex. Real or not, he was still going to shoot down one of these pests for Bill.

Eridan scanned the sky through a scope that was attached to his rifle. Two angels were flying about. One was a dark gray and the other was white.

The white angel flew into shooting range. "Got you." Eridan pulled the trigger. A bluish white burst of energy blasted from the harpoon looking end of his weapon. The angel fell from the sky, landing next to Eridan.

"How am I going to bring you back to that triangle guy?" He wondered out loud.

"Sure enough, Bill reappeared. "Look who's back." He floated towards the angel corpse. "Well done." Eridan sumgly grinned. "Where's my reward?"

"This" Bill snapped his fingers while evilly laughing. Blackness coated Eridan's vision. He closed his eyes.
Whew.
So does anybody have a better idea about what I should title this crossover?
Also I don't think Bill fulfilled Eridan's request.
Hee hee.