Bruce Wayne spun his chair around and removed his bat mask.

"Whenever I see, a young orphan, who used to be like me!" He sang out.

"Especially acrobats from the circus shoooows,

A piece of my dear heart breaks, and so,... my story gooooeeees...

First, there was, Dick Grayson

My child who needed raisin'

I couldn't help but take him under, my wii-iing.

But then, he up and left me,

Suppressed Oedipal Complexity?

What a dick he can beeeee!

But after Grayson came Jason!

The Joker, came a'racin'

And killed my dear old Jason the next issuuuue.

But I would not give uuuuuup...

I took in a new pup!

No, Drake would not be a mistake!

Named him after a diner, (Red Robin, yuuum)

Unlike Jason, he's no whiner!

And he's my good ol' sidekick, Timmmmmeeey!

But then I discovered,... I had a real son, just one: his name, Da-mi-aaaaaaan!"

Nightwing, Batgirl, Robin, and Alfred all filled into the batcave along with the rest of the bat family for the chorus.

"Let's all go to the Bat family!

Dick dated Barbara!

She became Batgirl!

Tim dated Stephanie!

She joined the bat whirl.

Alfred is a god,

God bless Jason Todd.

Let's all go to the bat family!

Kate Kane's a copy bat,

But that's okay, tit for tat!

But Batwing is just a motherfucking pussyyy!

Let's, all, go... to the bat, fam-il-eyyyyyyyyyyyy! Yeah!"

And that my dear friends concludes Young Justice The Musical. I hope you enjoyed it. Peace out to all my rocking birdies out there!