AN: How's it going guys, Generic Self Insert Story Number 24 here. I realized that this story was all over the place and was actually pretty shitty. So, I've rewritten it. Here's to hoping that this version is less shitty than the previous one. Let's do this shit.

I leaned back in my chair as the credits for the final episode of the third season of RWBY started to roll. I closed the tab and let everything sink in after my RWBY binge. "Damn. It's still intense as hell the second time around."

"Son, you're going to be late for practice." My dad said as he stood in the doorway of my bedroom in his navy blue police uniform.

Oh shit! I was! I grabbed my bag and my car keys as I raced downstairs. I quickly pulled my shoes on and raced out the door.

I sprinted to my car, a blue Subaru WRX STI, and got in. After turning the car on, I shifted into first gear and took off.

Now, you may be wondering what kind of practice I'm going to. The answer is martial arts and kenjutsu. Mixed Martial Arts actually. I practice kickboxing, brazilian jiu jitsu, and shoot wrestling. Genki Sudo is my idol, that's why I practice brazilian jiu jitsu, kickboxing, and shoot wrestling, to be like him. I practice kenjutsu because I come from a noble Japanese clan that regularly adopted samurai, and thus, I am descended from many powerful samurai.

Suddenly, my phone notified me that I had a text message. The text message was from my training instructor telling me that practice was cancelled for today and that we we're just going to do weight lifting instead. Fine by me, I'm still sore as hell from last practice.

Several minutes later I pulled into a parking space in front of the gym where my coach and I went for weight lifting.

I walked into the gym and my coach, Coach Daisuke, over by one of the bench press stations. "I'm ready." I said as I walked over.

"Great." He said. "Let's warm up with three thirty and work our way up from there."

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Several hours later, at around seven in the evening, I left Coach Daisuke's house and began heading home. After lifting weights for about an hour and a half, Coach Daisuke and I left to have dinner at his house. His wife always made dinner for three on my weight training days since I ate dinner there. She cooked us steaks and prepared a bunch of food that was perfect for gaining muscle. After dinner, I spent time playing with Coach Daisuke's sons to kill time before I had to head home.

As I pulled into the driveway, I noticed two things. One, my father was still at the station, and two, there was an odd glow coming from the side of my house. Grabbing my backpack from the passenger seat, I got out of my car to investigate. Silently, I crept towards the source of the glow. As I grew closer to the source, I could see what it was better. What I saw shocked me.

A glowing thing was floating at the side of my house. The inside was a moving picture. It showed me images of trees, bushes, grass, small animals, and….characters from RWBY? What the hell? Suddenly, a great force began pulling me towards the portal. I tried to run away from the odd oval showing me scenes from RWBY, but it was all for naught. The force was too strong and I was sucked in. Screaming, mind you, no one is ever sucked into odd portals without screaming. It's just the way things work.

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Two teenage girls stood side by side. One girl had long wavy black hair with a black bow in it and her amber eyes, complemented by light-purple eyeshadow that flared backwards, are slightly tilted upwards at the ends, giving her a somewhat cat like appearance. She was dressed in black low-heeled boots and stockings that start off black at her hips, but gradually fade to purple as they near her shoes. On the outside of her stockings, there are white symbols that are most likely belladonna flowers. On both of her arms are black ribbons with a black detached sleeve and a silver band on her left arm. She was also dressed in a black buttoned vest with coattails, and a white, sleeveless undershirt that exposed part of her midriff with white shorts that may be connected to her shirt, although it is partly obscured by the vest. Her shorts have a zipper on the front of each leg. She is also wearing a detached scarf-like collar around her neck. Slung across her back was a thick, gray colored sheath with a sharp edge, similar to that of an oversized cleaver.

The second girl had long blonde hair that becomes lighter in color at the tips and flows in a loose and messy manner, with a few locks sticking out and a small cowlick on top of her head. She has a pale complexion and lilac eyes. She was dressed in a tan vest with gold piping over a yellow, low-cut crop top with a black crest that resembles a burning heart. The vest has puffy cap sleeves with black cuffs. On the sides of the cuffs are two small, golden buttons.

She had on a brown belt with a buckle, a pouch, and a small banner-like object. The same burning heart crest on her shirt appears on this banner, except golden in color. She was wearing black shorts under her belt, which resembled a pleated skirt in the back. Over the short shorts, but under the belt, is a white asymmetrical back skirt. Around her neck is an orange infinity scarf. She had on a pair of brown, knee-high platform boots that appear to be made of leather, with orange socks of different lengths. Her left leg also has a gray, bandana-like object wrapped around the top of her boot. She was wearing a pair of fingerless black gloves underneath her weapons, which resemble two yellow mechanized gauntlets with a black design.

"Blake, did you hear that? What should we do?" the blonde haired girl asked her black haired friend who simply pointed at the sky.

"Heads uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" a young, silver-eyed girl cried as she fell from the sky. She was dressed in a black blouse and a skirt with red trimmings, complete with a red cloak. Her entire outfit is made up of various shades of red and black, with black as the primary color on the main suit and red on the cloak. Her hair is even black with a red tint to it. She has cross-shaped pins holding her cloak to her shirt. Around her waist is a belt which holds large cartridges (possibly .50 caliber or comparable) in individual loops, as well as a magazine pouch. On the right side of her hip was a small, red cartridge.

A blonde haired boy dressed in armor came flying into her from her left and threw them both into a tree.

"Did your sister just fall out of the sky?" the black haired girl asked the blonde.

"I-" the blonde girl replied but was cut off by growling coming from the forest a few dozen feet in front of them. A large black bear like creature with a white and red mask on its face and reddish orange eyes burst out of the trees.

"Yeeehaaaa!" a high pitched voice cried in excitement. The large bear like animal collapsed to the ground with an orange haired girl riding on its back. As it hit the ground the girl rolled onto the ground and on to her feet.

The orange haired girl had turquoise eyes and was dressed in a collared black vest that ended at her waist. An image of a hammer with a lightning bolt could be found on the back. Under the vest were two layers of clothing, colored red and light-blue respectively. She was also wearing a white sleeveless top that formed a tiny heart shape between her cleavage and collarbone, with a white detached sleeve on each arm and a pair of matching fingerless gloves on each hand. She had on a pink skirt that started at her waist and ended mid-thigh. Her shoes are a mix of pink and white with pink laces, displaying the same symbol from her vest on their soles. She also seemed to be wearing some sort of armor that begins in the middle of her shoulder and neck and ended by her waist. It seemed she had a light-gray or off-white bow at the back of her skirt, with ribbons extending to the skirt's bottom. Slung across her back was a collapsed item of some sort. "Aww. It's broken." she whined and dashed to the top of the dead creature's head.

A black haired boy appeared from behind the dead creature. His long black hair was tied into a ponytail that ended midway down his back. There is a magenta streak on the left side of his hair and his eyes matched the streak in his hair. He was dressed in a dark green, diagonally-buttoned, long-sleeved tailcoat that is red on the inside, with black and gold trimming and pink cuffs. The trimming went down the right side of his torso and forms a black collar. Additionally, he was wearing a black, long-sleeved shirt beneath the suit, and light-tan pants with black shoes. "Nora," he gasped. "please, don't ever do that again."

The orange haired girl, now identified as Nora, dashed from her place atop the dead creature's head to a ring of pedestals behind the black and blonde haired girls. She stood in front of a pedestal that supported a tan chess piece. More specifically, a rook. "I'm Queen of the castle! I'm Queen of the castle!" she sang cheerfully and danced about as she moved the chess piece to various parts of her body.

"Nora!" a male voice called. Nora paused in her song and dance with her arms spread wide, her right leg cocked back in the air and the chess piece sitting on top of her head. The girl giggled. "Coming, Ren!" she called and saluted. She tipped her head to the side and caught the chess piece in her free hand.

"Did that girl just ride in on an Ursa?" the black haired girl asked as Nora skipped away.

"I-" the blonde girl replied but was cut off again by a screech coming from the forest in front of them.

A red haired girl dressed in armor ran out of the tree line. Following close behind her was a giant black scorpion with red and white armor covering the top of his body and a yellow tipped stinger at the end of its curved tail. "Jaune!" the red haired girl cried as she dodged the jabs from the scorpion's stinger.

The black haired girl who fell from the sky jumped out of her tree and landed next to the blonde haired girl. "Ruby!?" the blonde haired girl cried out in shock.

"Yang!" the girl, Ruby, shouted.

"Nora!" Nora shouted as she appeared in between Ruby and the blonde haired girl, Yang, startling both of them.

"Did she just run all the way here with a Deathstalker on her tail?" the black haired girl asked. The blonde haired girl hung her head and growled in annoyance. A small explosion occurred around her and her eyes turned red.

"I can't take it anymore!" she shouted. "Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something crazy happens again!?" Unbeknownst to anyone, the same portal that our protagonist encountered earlier materialized behind her.

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I screamed incoherently as I flew through the air until I slammed into to something. "Oh man was that not fun in the slightest. What the hell just happened?" I muttered as I stood to my feet. I turned around and was met with the shocked faces of a few of the RWBY characters. Blake, Ruby, Yang, and Nora specifically. Yang was sitting on the ground as she stared at me. She must have been what I slammed into. I fell to my knees and groaned. This was just like those stupid fan made stories I've read where the author gets sucked into their favorite universe. But that's impossible. That doesn't happen in real life, nor do glowing portals appear next to people's houses. I must have fallen asleep at Coach Daisuke's house or I fell asleep at the wheel and I'm about to die. Throwing my head back I screamed, "Wake up! Wake up! I refuse to believe that this is real!"

An: I'm a lazy shit so the author's notes are going to pretty much stay the same. So, because I have some kind source material these chapters might be rather lengthy like I hope. Don't quote me on that though. Because this is an AU story, the amount of usable RWBY material is rather miniscule. I might be able to get a few scenes from each episode into a chapter. But that's unlikely. So, since our protagonist has knowledge of the world of RWBY, he might be able to change things. But just like in Don't Call Me Doctor by , our protagonist's presence is undoubtedly going to affect the RWBY universe. How? Well, that remains to be seen. Anyway, please review... I'm talking to no one aren't I? This story probably isn't going to get read, or reviewed. Alright, well I'm done writing this chapter. Don't forget to favorite the story, review the story, and follow to see stories similar to this one. See ya.