If I'm annoying you, I sincerely apologize. It's just that... Life without cases is just so BORING. If I get too bored, sometimes I shoot the smiley face on the wall and then Mrs. Hudson gets upset and puts it on the rent and then John gets all mad because we can barely hold the rent already and then Gavin Lestrade(Greg? Maybe?) shows up, but he doesn't have a case and then Fatty (Mycroft) shows up and I make the violin screech so bad that the entire flat has to be evacuated and Mycroft tells Lestrade to not give me any cases for a week and I stomp back to 221B to pout and John gets angry (again) cause it's so boring around me without cases. Then it happens all over again tomorrow. Do you have any mysteries to solve? Don't tell Mycroft.

-Sherlock