Enjoy the fic, review and I apologise now for the use of any naughty words,
sexual references, Violence, slang, snogging, pashing, kissing, dirty old
men, abuse of unicorns, any stereotypical words used, any random plots, any
cliches, any hungry hippos, any stupid comments, .............corny jokes,
tabithaesque humour, ..................fleas, unexplained explosions,
plotholes you could fit large cities into, sugarrrr abuse, over-use of
clearings, dense forests with more clearings than trees, magical appearance
of clearings, and clearings that aren't really clearings, pointless use of
dots, abuse of yaks, high elephants, gruelsome deaths that really needn't
of happened, ................lack of sugarrrr abuse, bad grammer (stupid
english language), bad english,..................... bad spelling (just say
it aloud. Its spelt how it sounds!), .........bad typing, invented words,
lack of originality (but that won't happen often!),
DISCLAIMER FOR THE WHOLE FIC- THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT... I DON'T OWN- MINERVA MCGONAGAL DRACO MALFOY VIRGINIA WEASLEY HARRY POTTER ALBUS DUMBLEDORE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM (TEEHEEHEE FUNNY NAME) OLIVER WOOD (SNIFF) RONALD WEASLEY PERCY WEASLEY COLIN CREAVY (SOUNDS LIKE GRAVY!) VOLDEMORT TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE LUCIUS MALFOY HERMIONE GRANGER
I THINK THATS EVERYONE I'VE MENTIONED THUS FAR I'LL KEEP ON ADDING TO THIS LIST THOUGH....
CLIAMER FOR THE WHOLE FIC- THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT I OWN THESE CHARACTERS!!! THEY ARE MY OWN CREATION.
PLEASE ASK BEFORE USING THEM IN A FIC OR I'LL DECAPATATE YOU WITH A PLASTIC BUTTER KNIFE.
I OWN- AIWA SNIFF THATS IS FOR NOW BUT.. HEAPS MORE WILL BE ADDED!!!
Author notes (Chapter 3)-
Thankees to all my reviewers!!! Your all wonderful... Oh my gloated ego. I would thank each of you individually but my mums on the other comp so I can't go online... Grr!!! Hopefully this clears up some confusion over the last chapter.... then again it might just add some of its own.... For the record the part in Chapter 2 with Tom was a dream sequence of the past... Ginny had to find a way to get to Tom and that was it. She survived, Draco nursed her back to health (Draco's got a crush!) and then she threw all of Draco's love and care back in his face and ran off with Harry. Does that explain it all?
Author Notes (Chapter 2)-
If u get confused with this chapter don't worry hopefully I can clear it all up in the next chapter... This fic was only meant to be a one chapter story but because it got so many reviews I decided to keep writing... I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad so review and tell me what you think
Author notes (Chapter 1)-
I hate Harry He's a useless over used pompous character who leaves little to the imagination and is hard to manipulate. No fun there. Draco and Virginia on the other hands were and are totally unappreciated. Poor things, so they are rather mallable shall say.
Idea's are always welcome and if you wanna flame go ahead. Just don't be rude when the same thing happens to you. My friend gave me the idea and so I've used it form there. Thanks Laura.
WARNING- If you do not review I will hunt you down with a cheese grater, a whisk, an electric beater, daisy, a spork, tongs, a can opener and vegemite just coz I can.
OH AND IF YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER DO NOT READ THIS FIC!!!! OK.... I'M GONNA DESTROY HIS REPUTATION!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA
I think that............ covers it all...
AND THANKEES TO ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLES THAT REVIEWED!!! THIS MUST BE MORE THAN DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF REVIEWS I'VE EVER GOT FOR ANY OTHER FIC!!! IF YOU WANT ME TO REVIEW URS LEAVE UR FANFIC NAME AND I'LL READ AS MANY AS I CAN!!!
YOU'RE ALL SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! (THERES 50 VERY'S FOR YOU!)
If you want the fic to continue review.
DISCLAIMER FOR THE WHOLE FIC- THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT... I DON'T OWN- MINERVA MCGONAGAL DRACO MALFOY VIRGINIA WEASLEY HARRY POTTER ALBUS DUMBLEDORE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM (TEEHEEHEE FUNNY NAME) OLIVER WOOD (SNIFF) RONALD WEASLEY PERCY WEASLEY COLIN CREAVY (SOUNDS LIKE GRAVY!) VOLDEMORT TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE LUCIUS MALFOY HERMIONE GRANGER
I THINK THATS EVERYONE I'VE MENTIONED THUS FAR I'LL KEEP ON ADDING TO THIS LIST THOUGH....
CLIAMER FOR THE WHOLE FIC- THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT I OWN THESE CHARACTERS!!! THEY ARE MY OWN CREATION.
PLEASE ASK BEFORE USING THEM IN A FIC OR I'LL DECAPATATE YOU WITH A PLASTIC BUTTER KNIFE.
I OWN- AIWA SNIFF THATS IS FOR NOW BUT.. HEAPS MORE WILL BE ADDED!!!
Author notes (Chapter 3)-
Thankees to all my reviewers!!! Your all wonderful... Oh my gloated ego. I would thank each of you individually but my mums on the other comp so I can't go online... Grr!!! Hopefully this clears up some confusion over the last chapter.... then again it might just add some of its own.... For the record the part in Chapter 2 with Tom was a dream sequence of the past... Ginny had to find a way to get to Tom and that was it. She survived, Draco nursed her back to health (Draco's got a crush!) and then she threw all of Draco's love and care back in his face and ran off with Harry. Does that explain it all?
Author Notes (Chapter 2)-
If u get confused with this chapter don't worry hopefully I can clear it all up in the next chapter... This fic was only meant to be a one chapter story but because it got so many reviews I decided to keep writing... I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad so review and tell me what you think
Author notes (Chapter 1)-
I hate Harry He's a useless over used pompous character who leaves little to the imagination and is hard to manipulate. No fun there. Draco and Virginia on the other hands were and are totally unappreciated. Poor things, so they are rather mallable shall say.
Idea's are always welcome and if you wanna flame go ahead. Just don't be rude when the same thing happens to you. My friend gave me the idea and so I've used it form there. Thanks Laura.
WARNING- If you do not review I will hunt you down with a cheese grater, a whisk, an electric beater, daisy, a spork, tongs, a can opener and vegemite just coz I can.
OH AND IF YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER DO NOT READ THIS FIC!!!! OK.... I'M GONNA DESTROY HIS REPUTATION!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA
I think that............ covers it all...
AND THANKEES TO ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLES THAT REVIEWED!!! THIS MUST BE MORE THAN DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF REVIEWS I'VE EVER GOT FOR ANY OTHER FIC!!! IF YOU WANT ME TO REVIEW URS LEAVE UR FANFIC NAME AND I'LL READ AS MANY AS I CAN!!!
YOU'RE ALL SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! (THERES 50 VERY'S FOR YOU!)
If you want the fic to continue review.