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The tension in the air was tangible. The audience was promised a spectacle and they have witnessed one. Several, in fact. The citizens of Konoha were sitting through one of the most highly anticipated Chunin exams in decades. They had been awaiting the return of the Chunin Exams with a fever. Betting polls for this particular exam had opened a year before the fights were even to take place. The reasons for the excitement were facing each other on the battlefield below the stands.

Sarada Uchiha. Boruto Uzumaki. At 16, both Genin had expectations the size of their respective fathers' egos. Naruto Uzumaki, the father of Boruto, was the Hokage of the Leaf Village. He had single handedly inspired the Five Great Nations to receive peace. His excellence at the position of Hokage had granted him even more fame, perhaps immortality.

The man was sitting in the Hokage's box, near the pinnacle of the stadium. Next to him was the Kazekage, Gaara of the Sand. Both powerful men were lifelong friends, and had been spending the day joking about everything from women to the duties of a Kage. Now, however, both had gone quiet and were watching the battlefield carefully, afraid to miss anything.

Sasuke Uchiha, the father of Sarada, was the exact opposite of his best friend Naruto. If Naruto was the sun, Sasuke was the shadow that hid from it. He had abandoned the Leaf Village in pursuit of power, and said power had ended up taking his left arm. Sasuke had been traveling the world quite recently, but the attraction he sat before now was too great to pass up. He also missed his wife, Sakura.

Sasuke and Sakura sat in the seats about three rows up from the edge of the stands. Both wore focused expressions. Sasuke's resembled a storm cloud ready to produce lightning, while Sakura's expression tended more towards a scalpel preparing to cut into a patient for surgery. The empty seat next to Sakura used to be occupied by Hinata Uzumaki. The former Hyuga had silently moved after observing the direction the exam was progressing. The raven haired girl and Sakura were lifelong friends, but dissention would occur between them on this particular event.

Hinata had instead moved to be her former teammates, Shino Abarame and Kiba Inuzuka. Her daughter Himawari was petting Akamaru while waiting for her brother to fight.

The proctor of the exam, Konohamaru, glanced at both competitors, trying to figure out if they were ready to begin the final fight. Boruto, the blond haired, blue eyed knucklehead and fought several impressive battles already. His first battle was a resounding victory against a genin from Mizukage. He had beaten the Kazekage's child, Gatso, in the next fight, after his Rasengan had drilled a hole through Gatso's iron dust shield and sent the child to the infirmary. Gatsu had defeated Chocho after her Human Boulder Jutsu got stuck in the wall of the arena, shattering it and leaving a section open to the outside world.

Sarada's matches were equally as compelling. She had run circles around Shikadai, who had given up after Sarada noticed his shadow jutsu. Her Sharingan had been too much for Inojin to handle, and had turned one of his ink monsters against him to catch him off guard and beat him.

Now the two ninja stared each other down, waiting for the proctor to commence the fight. He observed that the Genin were as ready to fight as the audience was. He took a deep breath and yelled, "Begin!"

The two ninja sprang at each other. Sarada went straight for the homerun and tried to launch Boruto into the wall with a chakra infused punch. Boruto utilized the gentle fist techniques of his mother, and was able to redirect the cross with his left hand. Wary of her next attack, Boruto landed a hook to her face and used his momentum to continue to his right. A moment passed while Sarada rubbed her face.

She then began to manipulate hand seals and launched a Fire Jutsu towards her opponent. Boruto had not been able to master the Rotation Technique of his mother, and instead called a Shadow Clone to throw him out of harm's way. The fire hit the clone and began to burn on the ground where the clone had once stood.

Landing, he pulled out two shuriken and threw them at Sarada, and advanced to her position, after calling a Shadow Clone. Sarada blocked the two shuriken easy with the aid of her Sharingan and awaited Boruto's approach. One Boruto ran straight towards her, ready to attack, but the other Boruto jumped off the other's back and into the air.

Sarada noticed that the clone running at her was a clone, and threw her kunai to dispel it. She did not notice that the clone had taken out a smoke bomb and had threw it at her feet. She tried to jump back to escape it, but realized that Boruto had backed her up into a wall. They both then disappeared into the cloud of smoke.

Naruto jumped up in his seat and exclaimed, "That's how you do it! Make her Sharingan useless!" The other father was in the stands grimacing in worry for his daughter. Sakura noticed her husband's expression and put her hand on his. She said, "Sasuke don't worry about Sarada. She'll be okay."

The woman's intuition turned out to be true. Sarada leaped out from the smoke and landed down, wiping her mouth and panting. Boruto emerged from the smoke a second after, panting as well. Sasuke became confused at the scene. How are they both so exhausted? Neither was like this before they disappeared.

The other members of Team Seven were ignoring this piece of information. Sakura was standing up and yelling for her daughter. A glance at Naruto proved that he was doing the same. So unprofessional. The Uchiha looked back toward the battle.

Sarada finished recovering and punched the ground, sending shockwaves through the earth advancing towards Boruto. The blond jumped up to prevent being caught in the weakening ground and forced chakra to his feet to latch on to the wall. He then pushed off the wall and flew through the air towards Sarada. She smirked and threw a kunai, intending on ending the fight now.

Sure enough, the kunai struck Boruto, but Boruto disappeared in a poof of smoke. Sarada looked around frantically for any sign of the shinobi, but suddenly lost contact with the ground and disappeared into the earth. The sudden disappearance of his daughter made Sasuke stand up. Another trap?

His worries became irrational, as his daughter leaped up out of the hole and shot a blast of fire back down. Now it was Naruto's time to stand up in worry. Oh crap! Is Boruto okay? Why is that idiot's family so obsessed with fire? He then glared over at Sasuke, who caught his look and smirked. Cocky bastard.

To the Uzumaki's relief, Boruto suddenly sprang out of the earth, his spinning Rasengan slowly fading away. Naruto looked at his son pround. Heh, what a clever use of the Rasengan. I'm glad he got his mother's smarts. He looked at his wife, who caught his look and smiled at him. Still so pretty.

Naruto forced himself to look back at the scene. The two were obviously exhausted after fighting so many battles beforehand. To the surprise of everyone in the stands Sarada suddenly threw down a smoke bomb that engulfed both of the shinobi. Naruto saw it happening and groaned. Don't these kids understand that this is for the spectators too? This is so boring.

Naruto later would reflect that the match would become anything but boring. A sudden gust of wind blew out of the hole in the stadium wall created by Chocho and dispersed the smoke before its typical time. What the smoke uncovered would remain in Konoha history for years to come. The smoke uncovered Sarada straddling a prostrate Boruto. The two were locked in an intense make out session.

Shock covered the faces of all of the spectators. The silence was deafening.

Hinata Uzumaki was looking at her son with both hands covering her face. Oh Boruto… You're just like you father… Passionate at the wrong times. Looking at her daughter (who was the result of one of those times), Hinata saw that Himawari appeared to be trying not to laugh. The former Hyuga read her daughter's face. So this has been an ongoing thing. I wonder what will Naruto is thinking about this.

She looked up at her husband's face. Naruto appeared to be a mixture of horrified and smug, as if he had just won a gruesome battle. How do I read Naruto this well?

Hinata remembered that another party was involved in this and looking toward the Uchihas. Her friend Sakura simply looked stunned. Hinata couldn't blame her. She was sure that she would rather fight Obito again than watch the scene unfold in front of her.

The person whose reaction that Hinata was worrying the most over was Sasuke. His face appeared to be devoid of all emotion, or normal. Hinata could only imagine what his internal thought process was upon seeing his only daughter kissing the son of his rival.

It appeared that gaze of most of the spectators had fallen upon Sasuke. Konohamaru was even looking at Sasuke.

Sasuke stood up, finally making some sort of motion. Not looking away from his daughter, Sasuke announced to his wife, "I am going to go castrate him." Sakura would later remember that it sounded like he said was going to go get milk.

Boruto opened his eyes upon feeling a massive amount of killing intent come from somewhere. He quickly glanced around to see that the smoke has disappeared and immediately pushed Sarada off of him. She looked confused, but immediately tensed up when she saw her papa walking towards the two ninja, his good arm crackling with electricity.

Boruto started to pray, while Sarada tried to stand up to prevent her father from killing her kind of boyfriend. Fortunately, she was saved by the Hokage jumping down in front of her. Naruto stared at Sasuke, before loudly saying, "Hey Sasuke! I'm not just going to let you take my son's manhood! You've got to let this go." He looked back at his son and said seriously, "We are going to have a talk about this afterwards." Boruto gulped.

Sasuke just said in his monotone, "Out of my way Naruto."

"Heck no! You're just being stupid! You're as dumb as your policies for trade with the Land of Lightning."

Sasuke glared at Naruto. "Those policies are necessary and you know it. If anything, you are just stubborn, idiot."

"Who are you called an idiot? Don't forget that his idiot has kicked your butt several times in the last year!"

Boruto and Sarada were beginning to realize that they had been forgotten.

"That last time doesn't count! You cheated and you know it. No decent ninja would pull that kind of stunt."

"That's what you get for coming home to fight me before spending a night with Sakura!" Naruto laughed, while Sarada and Sakura blushed.

Sasuke had a slight blush on him as well. He growled, "That's it. We are doing this now." His Chidori grew brighter while Naruto charged up a Rasengan. The blond shouted, "Oh yeah, then lets' do it!"

Fortunately, the two Sannin class ninja were prevented from blowing up Konoha. Sasuke was knocked out with a punch from behind and fell face first into the ground. Naruto was knocked out by a gentle fist technique to the back of his neck and was caught by his assailant.

Sakura picked up her unconscious husband by his collar and roughly tossed him over her back. She looked at Hinata who was cradling her husband, and said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you! I found that recipe for potato soup with me. Do you want it?"

Hinata's face lit up. "Oh yes! That was delicious. Do you think I could pick it up later?"

Sakura smiled. "Oh yes. Just come by any time after 6." She gestured to her husband. "I'll need some time to deal with this idiot." Hinata nodded and said, "Yes. I imagine that I'll need some time to deal with mine as well."

The two women jumped out of the arena carrying their unconscious husbands. Sarada and Boruto then looked at each other before glancing over at the proctor.

Konohamaru shrugged, before saying, "I guess the fight's still going on. I really don't know at this point."

The two genin looked at each other nervously before saying, "I surrender!"

Later, at the Uchiha residence, Sasuke was getting an ice pack out of the fridge to nurse his head. Sakura had sent Sarada to her room saying, "I'll deal with you later. I have to reprimand my other child first."

Sasuke joined his wife at their dinner table, putting the ice pack up against his head. Sakura lifted her head out of her hands and looked at her husband. "Okay. I understand that was a surprise, but was that really necessary?"

Sasuke looked away and just said, "Hn."

Sakura scowled and said, "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Sasuke remembered the postion that Sarada had found herself upon Boruto. Sasuke looked at his wife with a smirk and said, "I see that Sarada takes after you."

Sasuke ended up needing another ice pack.

Meanwhile Tsunade Senju stared at a piece of paper with fear in her eyes. She was standing in the section dedicated to gambling, while the people in charge were scrambling around trying to figure out what to do with the final fight ending in a mutual surrender.

Tsunade was also trying to figure out what to do. A few weeks before, Tsunade had decided to bet on the Chunin exam for old time's sake. Unfortunately, that Tsunade was drunk. This drunk Tsunade had decided to place a bet for Sarada Uchiha and Boruto Uzumaki fighting in the finals. In addition, she placed a bet that the fight would end in a draw after both contestants made out during the match.

The organizer had laughed and allowed the bet, after placing the odds at one billion to one. She had bet 1000 ryo. Tsunade was afraid to calculate the total number.

Deciding that her winning that amount of money would throw the world into chaos, Tsunade ripped the piece of paper in half and threw it away.

It was best for the world.