Our story starts on game night at the Swan-Mills mansion. Eight or nine (depending if you count split personality as a person) members of "the Swan-Mills clan" have gathered tonight (the clan being Regina, Emma, their friends, and their shippers). The members are Emma, Regina (obviously), Hook, Cora (who some how is back from the dead, because...MAGIC. Find out later *cough* chapter 3 *cough*) Mulan, Aurora, Belle/Lacey(Weird split-personality disorder), and Ruby. We join them as they are selecting a game.

"Okay. We're all here. What game should we play?"asked Emma to the group sitting around the table in the Mansion basement.

"Ow' about we play Bullshit?" suggested Lacey, which resulted in everyone but Ruby and Emma to give her a confused look.

"What's Bullshit?" said Regina.

"You've guys never played?" asked Ruby, genuinely surprised that no one had heard of it.

Blank stares answered her question.

"Well since you've never played, we'll just have to teach you." said Emma.

"'o basically we have deck of cards." began Lacey "But since there are quite a lot of us we'll use two decks."

"I'll split the decks evenly to everyone." said Ruby and then began to do so.

"While Rubes is giving everyone the cards, I'll explain what we'll do. Whoever has the ace of spades starts." Said Emma and then she reminded Ruby to take one of the ace of spades out.

"Then 'e'll go clockwise, so the person next to 'hoever puts the ace of spades down puts down twos. 'ext person puts down threes, 'n so on so forth." Lacey finished for Emma.

"What's the point then?"

Emma turned slightly to face Regina. "Well if the next person doesn't have, say a three, they have to put down a different card and hope they don't get caught. If someone thinks the person is lying they call bullshit."

"If the person was lying and someone calls bullshit they have to take all the cards in the pile, and if the person is wrong they 'ake all the cards." Lacey finished explaining.

Everyone seemed to understand and picked up their cards, looking for the ace of spades. Hook paused for a moment and got a grin on his face.

"How about we make this a little more interesting, 'ow about we make it a drinking game?" He said pulling out two bottle of rum. He continued, "Everytime someone gets caught for bullshiting that person has to 'ake a drink. Also if 'ou call bullshit on false pretenses ya take a drink."

"Okay, we'll do the shots. But first: where the hell did you get the rum?" said Emma.

Hook just shrugged and said "A pirate always has rum." in a mysterious tone of voice.

"Oookaayy. Let's start then." and they began each person with 13 cards in hand.

Lacey started with the ace of spades, Ruby who was right to her put down three twos, and then Emma next to Ruby put down a single three.

Regina, next to Emma put down five fours.

"Bullshit!"

Regina pushed the small pile towards Cora and Hook poured a shot of rum.

'What. How is this punishment?' Cora thought to herself as she took the shot.

Cora put down a 9 trying to pass it off as a 5.

"Bullshit!" exclaimed Emma and Regina at the same time.

Cora picked the 9 back up and took another shot while Emma and Regina smiled at each other.

Hook put down eight sixes and everything was silent.

"I dare ye'." he tested, but no one called him.

then Mulan put down four sevens and Aurora put down three eights. Lacey put down six nines followed by Ruby with 7 10s. Next was Emma slamming down two jacks. Regina contributed four queens to the pile. Cora put down eight kings with a little giggle.

"Bullshit." Mulan said calm and collected.

"Damn!" Cora exclaimed making her total amount of cards go from 23 to 57, as well as the level of intoxication she was on..

The cycle started back at Aces which Hook set one of. The amount of twos donated to the pile by Mulan was three, then Aurora put down one four. Lacey then set down three fives, followed by Ruby laying down one six. Emma afterwards put down five sevens, her significant other then laying down a single eight. Cora put down eight nines, Regina using magic, as she had been all game, knew her mother was lying but she felt bad for her so let it slide. Hook set down a 10.

"Peanut butter" Cora said with a delighted smile.

"Should've known" said Mulan with a curse

Mulan set down three jacks, then Aurora laid down six queens. Everyone was getting really tense as it was almost endgame, except for Cora who knew she was going to lose and was down with it (probably because she was so wasted). Then Lacey threw all her cards face down at the table declaring three kings and the win.

Lacey was doing a victory dance and high fiving her girlfriend, Ruby, when out of nowhere Regina smirked and said "Bullshit."

The cards were flipped over revealing anything but three kings. All colour drained from Lacey's face and she fainted. Ruby had to give her CPR to wake her up. When Lacey did wake up she was madder than a sack of hornets. Her face was scarlet and her fists were balled up so tight skinny jeans would be jealous.

"NO! 'ullshit on you," Lacey said pointing at Regina, "'ullshit on your wife," the furious woman said pointing at Emma, "'ullshit on your Blast ended skrewt!" she said waving her arms frantically.

"That's my reference!" Mulan shouted.

"'ush up Mulan," Lacey said continuing, "I'll get you my pretties and your blast ended skrewt too!"

"That's my reference!" Zelena yelled coming in with Snow and Charming's baby, Neal, cradled in her arms. (How is Zelena back as well? Same as Cora wait till chapter 3. Till then all you need to know is she babysits local kids).

"Don't say anything about Fredrick!" Henry said as he burst into the game room.

"No! No. No. I 'elieve 'hat Regina was cheating!" shouted Lacey, but everyone ignored her.

"It appears our game room isn't secure." said Hook drinking rum because he felt like it.

"I'm sorry I'm not caught up to date. Who is Fredrick the blast ended skrewt?" asked Aurora.

"Let us tell you a thing 'bout Fredrick." Emma and Henry said in unison with upbeat voices as Regina sighed and rolled her eyes.

End Chapter 1