I can totally understand if people would say they feel like their story/idea is stolen, but the thing is, there are so many fanfics, there's bound to be already a story with the same idea before their's, so all I'm saying is: it's nothing new.

Just have a good laugh! I just wrote the story while I was sugar high myself... Mmmm... Lolly... Alright! Maybe I wasn't sugar high, but I ate this very sugary lolly while writing this!

Anyway I don't want there to be any casualties or flames so please don't be angry or something... I mean, I'm not angry when I see someone using my deviantart stuff on their YouTube account! I mean I also ask myself the question why someone would do that, without letting me know, but I can't go tell everyone on fanfiction here that I'm going to use the same idea as them, because there are too many people who already used this idea!

So what that's why I put it here =)

Now have fun reading and let there be no casualties!

Tokado: I found zhe chainsaws!

Holy crap Tokado no!

I don't own Yugioh and this story is made purely for the amusement of others.

This was so bad for him... For his body, his mind, and his hikari... Why did he agree with himself to do this anyway? He could stop before it was too late... But those sugar canes were just asking to be eaten! In a few uncomfortable, painful munches, Yami had champed down at least 7 of them!

He looked at the candy bars next to them and happily chowed down on those too. When he reached for some other candies, he had devoured 15 of them. He didn't really care anymore what he put in his mouth, as long as it was sugary. Chocolate, lolly's, cotton candy, and other sweet stuff flew by, as he wolfed down every last bit of sugar the house contained. At one point he thought he was eating pure sugar, while the picture of the basement flew by.
Wait, they had a basement? How did he even know there was sugar there?

After trying to remember what he had eaten, he quickly gave up and just thanked the Gods for giving him a body of titanium, declared to be indestructible by anything, mostly because he needed to protect Yugi. But he didn't go to school with him, after all, everybody would freak out if they saw two Yugi's at once.
The two also switched places when there were tournaments, if Yami didn't want to face that annoying Kaiba again, because that guy was so desperate to just win, Yugi would go. If Yugi had too much homework though, none of them could go, because if one Yugi was on television and the other stood next to you, wouldn't that mean there was an impostor?

Yami had just finished watching some movie about an ice princess and a talking snowman, and a man with a deer? No, a moose! He nodded to himself. A moose named Christopher! And their songs were still fresh in his memory.
He was seated down on a kitchen chair, sitting in front of a messy table. Packages of the most sugared candy were laying scattered on it, reminding Yami of Yugi's soul room. There were no Millennium items anymore. They were sacrificed to make his body. There was no more a Yami Bakura, though Ryou was a bit more... confident, and badmouthing, but mostly he apologized after noticing. Shadi could no longer look into people's minds, take away people's souls, or appear out of thin air.

He did however sneak up to Yami when making an appearance again, and it scared the crap out of the ancient ex-pharaoh every single time. Ishizu would no longer make predictions about the weather at random times, since the necklace was just bored and wanted to predict SOMETHING, and there was no need to worry about there being a Marik. And finally, no-one would ever bring the world in danger ever again. Yami did however mis the puzzle. He did spend a long time in it.

The sound of a key, trying to open the front door, as it's fidgeting sounds reached Yami's ears, alarmed him, and he stood up, 'cleaning' the table. He did, however, not see a few papers falling on the ground. He quickly ran upstairs, entering a random room and seated himself on what he thought was the desk chair. He was spinning it, and thought about how much fun duel monsters would be, if you played it, while moving at a high speed.
A second later though, Yami was owling on the desk as he chuckled and his voice began to make sounds as high-pitched as Yugi's, when he giggled. And now Yami was giggling.* He fell face down on the ground when he lost his balance, running circles on the floor, while lying down. The poor guy probably wasn't even conscious any longer, and he got up, climbed the desk again, sat on his knees while opening the window, just about to shout something, but stopped, upon hearing his name. He was just about to go into a maniacal laughter, when the half-open door opened, and amethyst met crimson. He held up his hand, before falling of the desk again, staying in a snail position. The window clattered shut with a loud bang.

Yugi had come in and thought he heard someone in the kitchen when he entered their house, so he went to look for Yami there. He didn't find the other there, however he did find a messy kitchen. The cupboards were open, shelves were wiped clean. The drain was covered with rice grains, and the garbage can was just stuffed with.. with... Wait, what were the sugar blocks doing here? They were supposed to be in the basement! This couldn't be Yami's work, could it? Grampa was going to have a heart attack if he saw this!

Yugi heard a loud bang from upstairs, sounding as if someone had fallen. He mounted the stairs cautiously and looked around for any sign of Yami. He went looking in Yami's room, to find it deserted. The sound of someone opening a window didn't go unnoticed by the small teen and he ran to his own room from where the sound originated.
"Mou Hitori No Boku? Yami?" Yugi called, before opening the half open door. Yugi stared the other right in the eyes, as he was sitting on his knees, on Yugi's desk, looking out the window. Yami waved frantically at him, and Yugi was wondering how his arm didn't fall off, by waving it so hard before Yami pushed himself of the desk, falling on the ground as he tumbled over. He stayed in a snail like position, but was clinging on Yugi, a moment after the window had clattered shut with a loud bang.

"Yuuuuuuugiiiiii! Why are we back in Death-T!?" Yami blabbered klutzilly, as he was hugging Yugi's lower body, "Quickly! Where's the 11 button!?" He continued. Yugi was just confused, why was Yami acting so... weird?
"Are you... okay? What were you doing on my desk?" Yugi tried, but the answer was just not what he wanted.

"I know my room is messy! I'll try to be a better modern teenager! Don't lock me up in the puzzle! I'll be good!"

Yugi shook his head as he frowned and placed his hand on his eyebrows. "Yami what did you do with the kitchen?" He tried again.

"I found out we had a BASEMENT! FRIGGIN' BASEMENT! WAIT! " Yami got up and lunged his arm around Yugi's neck, whispering in his ear, "... Do you think we have an attic too?"

Yugi got out of the taller one's grip and pulled Yami with him. "C'me on, we're going downstairs, and you're gonna tell me what happened!" He said.

"Kaaayyy..."

Once downstairs, after Yami ran up and down the stairs for more than a 20 times, Yugi had put him in a chair, and told him not to move, until he would 'act normal' again. Yugi sighed as he took out a glass, filled it with water and putted it in front of the ex-pharaoh. Yami refused to drink it, and demanded a soda drink. He didn't get any though as Yugi ignored his whiny demand. Then Yami stood up and hugged Yugi again. "I love you Yugi," he slavered, cutting Yugi off before the smaller one could even declare his confusion, as he added, "AS A BROTHER, YUGI!"

This was getting pathetic... Yugi pushed away Yami's face, and sighed, "Whatever... I'm going to call Joey, cuz I have no idea what to do with you." And hence the reason Yugi had taken out his cellphone and was dialing the number.

Yami began jumping up and down. "We... Are! .. Getting! .. A! .. Puppy!?" He talked every time he jumped. Yugi rolled his eyes as the phone went over.

"No Ya-ah Joey, I need your help, Yami has gone nuts! ... What do you mean 'whadda ya mean'? I said he's lost it! ... YES I AM CERTAIN ITS HIM!" Yugi shouted, before the phone was taken from his ear and Yami informed Joey, "We're gonna jump out a wiinddooooowwww!" While keeping Yugi away, from the phone and Joey could swear he heard a faint "YAMI FOR THE LOVE OF RA GIVE THAT BACK!"

Yami ran around the kitchen, jumping over the table, running to the living, shouting, "NOOOHOHOO NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!" Yugi didn't chase him, and went upstairs to get his other phone. he would lock his room before Yami would come and take that one too.

Had he gone too far? Yugi hadn't followed him and he looked over the back of the big sofa he was 'stealthily hiding' in. When the kitchen stayed silent, Yami deemed it safe enough, and went looking. When his hikari was nowhere to be found, he crawled onto the stairs, and a voice reached hi ears from behind a closed door. Yugi's room's door. He tried opening it, hearing a muffled, "Well, he's trying to get in right now..." but found the door to be locked.
This reminded him so much of the movie he saw... (Somehow, the phone he was holding, was put on recording.)

"Yugi?" He asked softly, knocking... ... (AN and now Yugi's POV, cuz I like messing with ya! XD)

"Weird, so what's he doing right now?" Joey asked after the quick explanation he was given by Yugi who told him in what state he found his yami, and what happened after that. The door handle went down, letting Yugi know Yami had followed him.
"Well, he's trying to get in right now..." He responded.

"Yugi?" Yugi heard Yami ask softly, while he knocked on the door.

"Do you... want to play a caarrrrddgaaammmeee?" Oh great, now he was singing.

"Hey Joe... listen to this," Yugi said, as he got up from the bed.

"Or maybe even DDM- ... I know I just ate all the pie, I don't know why, I guess I was hungryyyyyyy..." Now it was just getting plain old ridiculous. "Yami I swear by the gods, what it wrong with you!?" Yugi was getting angry as he unlocked and pulled open his door. "I don't know! I've NEVAAH eaten sugar before!" Wait, it looked as if whatever he took to become that way, was fending off... Wait, sugar did this to him?
"AARRGh! THERE ARE BEES IN MY BRAINZ!" Yami screamed, laughing before falling backwards, and on the ground, eyes rolled up as he had fainted.

Well, at least Yugi couldn't complain about him being irritating...

*1 I normally never write Yami giggling; but since this is some insane abridging of mine, I'll make an exception

XD first finished one shot XD woot woot! Just so you know, I wrote till 4 am, so please no flaming :) hope you had a good laugh XD

I know Yami is totally weird in here, but hey, that was the idea; to get him out of character for once XD
I had to laugh when he fainted, anyone seeing any references, you are free to tell me what you got :)