Harry Cooter

Harry lay in bed that night, dreaming of his future. He always had the same, exciting dreams. He constantly dreamt of the Hogwarts School of Wizardry. As

he dreamt away, he had an unfamiliar dream with an unfamiliar face. Harry was tied up against a huge inflatable dildo. He couldn't imagine who it was,

until he saw a face in the distance; a face that evens a mother wouldn't love. This unfamiliar face didn't even have a nose. It was Voldemort. Harry started

fidgeting. "Hello, Harry Potter." Said Voldemort. "Noo..no..nooo…no…n.." said Harry, as his voice slowly faded to a black screen. There, all of a sudden,

Harry woke up from his dream, coming to a realization that this was no dream. He was actually tied up against Voldemort's big inflatable dildo. "What

are you doing?!" screamed Harry. Voldemort said to Harry, "I watch you change every night before you shower. I love seeing your little tighty whities."

Harry sat there awkwardly, and his face cringed. "Now, show me your nipples." said Voldemort. Harry cleverly thought for a second, then said, "I don't

have nipples!" Voldemort was so confused. "Y.. you don't have nipples?" he asked. "No, I do not have these things that you speak of." said Harry. Harry

actually had nipples. Voldemort's plans of torment were ruined. "Well, I.. I suppose you don't have a penis either." Harry LOL'd and said "I have a hairy

cooter. I don't have a penis." Voldemort was furious. His plans were now completely foiled. Harry Potter broke a hand free and took his wand out of his

pocket and aimed it at Voldemort. "LOCOMOTOR MOTIS!" and a little fart of flame came out. It didn't work. Harry checked his wand and realized that his

wand's AA batteries were running low and dead. "Aw, shucks."

Voldemort butt sexed Harry.