Shrek V: Get Shrekt

"Once upon a time there was a heroic ogre and his ogre wife. They had met under unexpected occurrences, but nevertheless, they loved each other dearly. They had many adventures together, along with their friends as well, and they saved the day each and every time. They decided to have a family together, so they had three kids. They were happy together. 16 years passed, and they're close to each other than ever. They lost friends along these 16 years, but they still have their kids, now grown up. But however, a new threat approaches, one like no oth..."

"You know what, this is a bunch of-"

Shrek throws his mighty ogre fists towards his son, Farkle, for his rudeness. "Alright dad, stop." pleaded Farkle. Shrek lets go of him and asks for his forgiveness. "It's cool, dad."

Shrek stepped outside to get some fresh air. He had been angry these past few days, and was instructed to read books aloud to get things off his mind. His kids, now 16, were causing him heart problems from stress. Farkle was his most stressful child, Felicia and Fergus on the other hand, were a bit more calm. Fiona had asked Shrek to go see the doctor that's same afternoon.

"Mr. Shrek, we're sorry... You don't have much time left..."

Shrek looks down gloomy and tells the doctor "Alright."

Shrek walks back to his swamp. He passes the abandoned Duloc, walking through its cemetery. He passes Lord Farquaad's tomb, but his intentions are not for him. He begins to approach two small tombs, both reading:

Here Lies Donkey Lies Here,

Puss In Boots, He sure kicked -

He died fighting

A tear drops from Shrek's eye...

Meanwhile, Farkle begins his descent towards a nearby village and starts terrorizing it, setting it on fire as well. Shrek hears it from afar as he is approaching his home, so he quickly begins running towards the village. He begins to sweat a lot. His body is no longer as it was.

He sees his son and quickly lifts him up, throws him down, body slams him, and grabs him in a hold. "What do you think you're doing, boy?"

"Come on, dad, we're ogres, this is what we're made to do." He lifts his dad up and throws him to a wall.

"Farkle, things change. I was once a violent ogre, but I've changed, for the better." He pushes him off and just pulls his hand out. "So what do you say, son?"

A chariot begins to storm towards the father-son duo. It stops right in front of them and an ogre with a side of his face burned off steps out of it. "I am looking for the one known as Shrek." He exclaimed to the two.

"I... I am Shrek."

The ogre approaches Shrek and hugs him. "Shrek... It is I... Your brother, Dreck."

Shrek widens his eyes as he is hugging his long lost brother.

"Brother, I have heard of your heroic deeds from the homeland to the south and I've spent the past 15 years searching for you." He turns and stares at Farkle. "Who is this ogre?"

"He... He is my son."

Dreck approaches his nephew. "Boy. You have the qualities like my hero from my childhood, don't you remember who he was, brother?"

Shrek quickly remembered who it was. "Was it not the ogre known as Cory?"

"That's who, brother. Now..."

"Farkle."

"Farkle, he was my hero for a reason. This huge scar on my face will never compare to what he accomplished. He is an ogre of legend. Now enough of about legends. Shrek, may I stay at your home?"

Shrek began to think. He remembered his brother being a jerk to him when they were kids, and now he wishes to meet him once more. Then again, he did spend 15 years just to look for him. "Alright, follow me, brother."

Shrek, Dreck and Farkle begin to approach the swamp, Fiona is just outside the house, with Felicia and Fergus. Fiona begins to approach Shrek and Farkle, giving them a huge ogre hug. "I heard about what occured in the village and I thought you two were gone. Now you Farkle, you're grounded for a week, no horse racing especially."

"Mom!" Farkle gruntled. He began to approach his room, Felicia and Fergus snickering him from behind.

"Shrek, who is he?" Fiona asked.

"He is my brother, Fiona. Dreck, this is my wife, Fiona."

"Ah, the princess of Far Far Away. It is truly in an honor to be in your presence." cooed Dreck.

Fiona blushed. Shrek wasn't too happy of Dreck's flirting.

"Why don't we all go inside to eat some rat casserole? Fiona makes the best casserole, Dreck."

"Alright, brother, let us feast!"

They go inside to eat their dinner.

"Brother, I didn't know you had become a human! Such an intriguing story you do tell!"

"Yes, it had occured back when me and Fiona went together to Far Far Away for the first time. It was back in prime."

Shrek begins to look down, saddened over the fact that he had little time to live. He still hadn't told Fiona.

"Errr, Fiona."

"Yes, Shrek?"

"Would you come with me to our room, I need to talk to you about... the visit."

Fiona knew what Shrek was talking about.

"Sure, Shrek."

Fiona and Shrek go into their room. Shrek begins to inform Fiona about the little time he had left. Fiona began to shed tears.

"I know it'll be hard, but Farkle and Fergus are almost adults and they'll be able to take care of you."

"It's not that I don't want them protecting me, Shrek, but it's just... you and I... we've always gone through so much..."

Fiona begins to cry.

"Don't worry, Fiona, we'll make the best of it."

He remembers when Donkey had died that one afternoon 10 years ago. Dragon had cried so much, she had given up the will to live. Puss in Boots had no family at all, no one to remember him. Shrek was glad he had his family, especially with the inclusion of his brother. After the meal, they all went to sleep.

Shrek awoke in the middle of the night, hearing voices. He approached his living room and saw Dreck awake, with a glowing orb in front of him.

"I'm in." Dreck muttered to the face.

"And the boy?"

"I have his trust."

"Dreck?" Shrek interrupted.

Dreck quickly disposed of the orb.

"Oh, sorry brother, I didn't hear you come in."

"What was that all about?"

"Oh, just reporting to my employer."

Dreck knew that his lie wasn't good, so he attacked Shrek. Shrek had expected such retaliation, and he quickly countered his brother with his meaty, ogre fists, placing him in a headlock.

"Speak!" he yelled.

Shrek heard Fiona calling him, asking him what was going on.

Dreck called Farkle into the room. His eyes were red and in a state of possession. He was under the control of Dreck.

"Attack your father, boy!" he commanded.

Farkle did as he was commanded, pleasing Dreck as he removed his father and threw him into the fireplace. Shrek yelled in immense pain.

The two quickly left the hut and rushed out on Dreck's chariot.

Shrek passed out.

Shrek awakes the following morning, being taken care of by Felicia. Fergus was consoling his mother, crying over Farkle running away. Fergus walked up to his father and gave him a bag of potions.

"This one reads Reanimated State, father. It reads Place thy liquid upon a grave, and which one awake into a reanimated state and serve in a living rave. In other words, a revival potion."

Shrek smirked, knowing what he was to do.

He quickly runs to the graveyard in Duloc, passes Farquaad's grave once more. He quickly approaches the graves of his fallen comrades, and takes a huge breath. He opens the cap and begins pouring onto the graves.

5 minutes pass, nothing happens.

Shrek begins to mope, noticing the potion was a scam. As he begins to walk away, he hears Donkey's voice

"Shrek! Shrek! Look at me, I'm a flying Donkey!"

Shrek turns around and begins to cry in tears of joy. Donkey's ghost is flying around, Puss on his back.

"Hola, amigo!"

"Guys, it's been so long... I don't know..."

Donkey approaches Shrek.

"Shrek. We've been watching you from the afterlife, we know what's been going."

"Si, mi amigo, we know of your problems. If only you understood mine because this guy, is nonstop annoying!"

Puss playfully attacks Donkey. Shrek begins to laugh.

"So you know why I'm here, then?"

"Yes, Shrek. And yeah, we in, Shrek. Let's do this, baby!"

Dreck and Farkle begin to attack the same village once more, awaiting for Dreck's master.

"Good, boy! My master will be pleased by you!"

Out of nowhere, Shrek jumps from a building and punches Dreck in the face.

"Get out of here, father!"

Farkle runs to his father, attempting to remove him once more, but he is suddenly levitating above the ground.

"HELP ME!"

Donkey unveils himself.

"Hey Puss, catch!"

Puss reveals himself and begins tossing Farkle to Donkey and vice versa."

"PUT ME DOWN!"

"Eh, you know, you weren't such a brat like I remember you being." Puss exclaims.

Shrek continues beating Dreck mercilessly. He begins throwing him into buildings.

"Give up, Dreck!"

A roar is heard from a distance.

"He's... Here..."

A shadow in the shape of an ogre appears, and manifests himself into the bulkiest ogre ever. He grins at Shrek and sprints toward him, choke holds him, and throws him across the town.

"The name is Cory."

"Master!" Dreck yells.

"Quiet, you!" Dreck exclaims, and he ends Dreck's life.

He proceeds to confront Shrek once more, beating him. Donkey hears Shrek yelling from afar and runs towards him, telling Puss to hold Farkle down.

He headbutts Cory away from Shrek and begins carrying Shrek into the air. They swoop up Cory and begin fighting in the air.

"I'm getting tired of these games!"

Cory pulls out a potion that removes Donkey from this living plane. Donkey disappears, returning to the afterlife. Shrek and Cory begin fighting it out, 5 miles in the air. Cory desperately pulls out a flying potion.

"It's been fun, Shrek, but only one of us is getting out of here alive!"

Shrek throws the potion away.

"No, both of us are going down!"

He grabs Cory who begins to yell in shock that he was defeated by Shrek.

Shrek begins to remember everything he did in his life, such as defeating Lord Farquaad, defeating Fairy Godmother, defeating Prince Charming, and defeating Rumplestiltskin. He feels proud for all the good he did in his life. They quickly approach the earth, and hit the ground hard.

It was ogre. It was finally ogre.

Days passed. The funeral service for Shrek was being done. It was the most attended funeral in all of the land. Farkle had felt sorry for all the things he had done under Dreck's control. As Shrek was buried, he looked up, and saw Donkey and Puss's ghost standing under a tree. Farkle waved at them and they waved back. They began to walk away. Under that same tree, a mighty green being appeared. It was Shrek. They smiled at each other. Shrek turned around and walked away into the afterlife.

It's all ogre now.