Sun - Michael

Sage - Ray

Scarlett - Gavin

Neptune - Kerry

All of team SSSN's scrolls beeped at once, signifying receiving a new message. The extent of which read: Professor Goodwitch will be absent from her class for the next few days as she has some business to attend to in Vale. Professor Port will be supervising her class until she returns. Have a nice day. -Professor Ozpin

"You guy's know what that means." Sun said, a wicked smile on his face.

Scarlet scrambled to his bed, digging under it until he pulled out a moderate sized video camera, as Sage pulled a microphone out of his sock drawer.

"TEAM SSSN ACTION NEWS!" the quartet shouted at the top of their lungs, dashing out their dorm room door.

Team SSSN ran through the cafeteria, looking for any familiar faces to pester. They spotted the bunny ears and upper torso belonging to two members of team CFVY. As they reached the table, they saw all four where eating breakfast.

"Hey, That Cardin prick is getting coffee. Get this on camera..." Sage snuck over to a nearby garbage can and grabbed the can liner, which had apparently just been replaced, being empty. He continued sneaking over behind Cardin, trying to catch him by surprise. Scarlett and the camera followed close behind, also creeping along so as not to alert Cardin. Sage got within a foot and shouted into Cardin's ear "GET BAGGED BITCH!" and quickly brought the trash bag over Cardin's head. Scarlet closed in and knocked the mug of coffee out of his hand before following his retreating team.

"Yang Xio Long everybody!" Sage yelled as they ran past Yang in the hallway, not bothering to stop. Sun and Sage slid about two feet before jumping back up and continuing their run. Scarlett lowered the camera to follow them. Yang stared after team SSSN for a moment in confusion before shrugging and continuing about her day.

"WHERE'S THE NEWS!?" Team SSSN burst through the door to team RWBY's dorm, Sun screaming at the top of his lungs. They where met by silence as the room appeared to be empty.

"Hey look, Blake's scroll is open." Sun noticed a scroll laying on the bedside table. "IT'S NEWS! What's it say boy?" Scarlet brings the camera closer to the scroll's screen. Before he can get close, Sun start's reading the entries. "Looks like there's new release in a series of books. Something about ninjas." Sun was about to continue reading, but was interrupted by a shout of "SUN!" from the other side of the bathroom door.

"Time to leave!" Sage shouted, whipping is head around to look for an exit.

"Quick, through the window!" Sun shouts, diving through the open window.

"We're five stories up!" Neptune screams as the door bursts open to a furious cat faunus. Sage and Scarlet deftly dive through the window after their leader, Sage screaming "NOPE!" at the top of his lungs. "Window's good." Neptune throws himself out the window, landing square on his face after a few short seconds. "That could have gone better."

"You could have also landed smarter." Sun spoke up from a low hanging tree branch as Sage dusted himself off and Scarlet nestled the camera, all having landed somewhat easily.

"Bam, surprise interview! Professor Ozpin and Pro- Doctor Oobleck." Sun corrected himself when he saw the dirty look Oobleck was about to give him. "What do you guys think of the developments?"

"I'm really worried, yes quite worried." Oobleck "I believe they need to develop more before I can adequately comment on them."

As they ran through the courtyard, they noticed Cardin with a coffee stain still all down the front of his school blazer. As they passed, Sun shouted at him. "How's the coffee, you bitch! You're a bitch ass bitch! You bitch!"

AUTHOR'S NOTE: So this feels unbearably short to me, but I just can't come up with anything else to add here. I really just used existing snipits from Team Lads Action News and twisted them abit to fit into RWBY. I'm not entirely happy with what's here but I am just incapable of thinking up anything extra to add.