AHHHHHHHH

ITS BEEN SO LONG IM SO SORRYYYYY

i decided to do a quick AU one shot within the HP world.

uwu

im probably not totally accurate on this but whatever.

takes place in the fifth year

enjoy!

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Randy grimaced as he took a whiff of the potion he and Theresa Fowler were making.

"Ugh. Theresa, did you put some of your perfume in here?" He asked, pointing to the potion. Theresa, who was reading a book, shook her head.

"I'm right next to you, so it could be me." Randy sniffed it again and pulled back, covering his nose.

"Nope. Definitely the potion."

"I'm telling you, I didn't put anything in there."

Randy rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "I'm not buying it."

"Well I'm sorry for not having your nose."

"Just smell it!" He protested. Theresa sighed, bookmarked her spot and sniffed the potion.

"See?"

"Well, unless my perfume is freshly bought books, then I don't smell it." Randy gaped at her.

"It smells like your- you know what? Nevermind." Theresa rolled her eyes and picked up her book. She opened it and continued reading.

Randy tapped his foot impatiently. Suddenly, he got a bad feeling stirring in his gut. He leaned towards his best friend, Howard Weinerman, who was grinning at him.

"Hey, what's the name of this potion again?" Howard handed him a piece of paper, his grin growing.

Randy took it, unsure of what Howard was smiling about. He looked at the paper and read it. His eyes grew wide, and a blush spread across his face. He handed Howard back the paper. He placed his arms on the desk and buried his head in it, wishing he hadn't said anything.

The bell rang, and Theresa bottled up some of the potion. She handed it to the teacher. Randy, who started ignoring her when she asked for the cork, was gathering his things. Theresa approached him.

"You're an idiot." She said and stormed away. Randy groaned loudly from behind her, and Theresa facepalmed, hiding a growing blush.

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Later on in the day, Randy got a folded piece of parchment. He opened it and read it to himself.

Next time you want to know what the potion smells like, KNOW WHAT THE NAME OF THE POTION IS.

~Theresa

Randy crumpled the parchment and threw it out the window. He sat back down at the couch and sighed, running a hand through his hair.

When Randy went to sleep last night, he had a piece of parchment in his hand, slightly crumpled from being held too much. If you looked closely, you could see the title of it.

The title?

Why, Amortenia* of course!

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I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE LIKE AN ACTUAL PERSON TALKING GOD BLESS

*Amortenia is the most powerful love potion, according to the HP wiki. Usually, whatever it smells like is something, or someone that you love.

Im a genius, I know.

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