Chapter 1: Britannian Roulette.

AN : So, here is a Crack fic with Lelouch who keeps on going back in time and just doesn't give a shit about what happens to the World. Inspired from "17th time a charm", this one is a little bit different since Lelouch pops up at different events of the Anime. The chapters are rather short.

Dix clés meurent : Oh yeah, I don't own Code Geass, too bad.

Lelouch vi Britannia, 99th Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire and master of the world just killed himself. He had conquered the World because he was bored, or because he felt nostalgic about his first life where he still had some convictions and some humanity.

"No, you're mistaken. There's another who's destined for the throne. The one who's truly best suited to rule Britannia... is right here."

Lelouch blinked and realized where he was.

He was speaking to Schneizel on a screen. Next to him there was C.C and her plushy toy.

"Oh." Lelouch said simply. "I remember this one."

He noticed his sister on the screen, along with Cornelia, Diethard, Schneizel and his boyfriend.

"…You're my enemies from now on." Nunnally declared.

"Cool." Lelouch replied simply. "Since I'm supposed to be the bad guy who wants to control the entire universe."

Schneizel raised an eyebrow.

"But I'll succeed and everyone will start to hate me." He continued. "Do you understand what I'm implying, little sis?"

"No." She replied weakly, shocked by the lack of concern her big brother had towards her.

C.C looked at her contractor with an odd look.

"To stop the people from yearning for more power, they need to have an example not to follow." Lelouch explained boringly. "So when I was 18, I wanted to bear the World's sins to create a peaceful World."

Cornelia widened her eyes.

"When you … were … 18?" Schneizel asked confusingly.

Lelouch sighed. "Yeah, yeah. It was in my first life when I was an idealistic little altruist. But when I have been slain by Suzaku, dressed as Zero, I did not die and I went back in time."

"Are you losing your mind?" Schneizel asked with a condescending tone. "It seems you have some mental problems, little brother."

"So, when I first went back in time." He continued, ignoring Schneizel's taunt. "I wanted to do things right, to avoid the tragedies I've provoked, and I turned Britannia into a democratic nation by making Euphemia President of the USB."

"What?" Cornelia snapped.

"I died when I was 87." Lelouch continued nostalgically. "It was really a good life, but I went back in time again. This time it was the day of my birth."

C.C giggled.

"It was really an awful experience." Lelouch said, finally getting everyone's attention. "I decided to try to change Britannia from within, mostly as a challenge."

Suzaku cleared his throat. "And you managed to do it?" He asked to the Albion's radio.

Lelouch shrugged. "Sure, but I made my siblings kill each other…"

"Why did you do that?" Nunnally asked, scandalized.

He looked at his sister oddly. "Because, duh, it isn't like I have some morals after what I've been through."

"Oh." She said simply.

"So, you made our siblings kill each other and after that, you ascended to the throne?" Schneizel asked, eager to find the end of the story.

Lelouch nodded. "Yes, but before that, I gained a Geass from uncle V.V."

"The blonde midget?" Cornelia asked.

"Yup." He nodded again. "I couldn't find C.C, so I had to rely on my family."

"Did you obtain the same Geass or not?" C.C asked.

"Not exactly." Lelouch replied nonchalantly. "It was way more powerful. Everyone who encountered my gaze became instantly my slaves. There was no voice command. But luckily my Geass could be stopped by contact lenses."

"So, what did you learned from this experience?" Schneizel asked.

"The people of Britannia are perfectly contents to live in an absolute monarchy." He replied boringly. "I think I'll never understand that people."

Schneizel sighed. "So do I. What happened next?"

"After that, I died of old age and I spawned at random times of my first life, mostly after I gained my Geass." Lelouch explained boringly. "I destroyed Britannia, conquered the World, played world wars on both sides… only because I was bored. It's my 18th life now."

"I found this story fascinating, little brother, but we have to go." Schneizel said simply.

He sighed. "Yeah, I'm about to fight FLEIJAs. Seriously, I hate these things."

Lelouch took out his gun and put the cannon to his temple.

"See you guys. It was nice to discuss with you, but I don't want to fight nuclear weapons today. I knew I should've taken an interest to what my classmate was doing on her computer during my first life."

Lelouch pulled the trigger.

Everything went dark.

When he reopened his eyes, he was on an elevator with a red-head.