I couldn't see any other way out of this mess.

Jane Watson glared at the pile of dishes in their sink.

I'm going to kill her. I can't believe she didn't do the dishes like I had asked her to do before she left for her job.

Jane sighed and slipped on the bright yellow gloves then decided to play one of her guilty pleasures…"True Blood". Jane's hand mindlessly washed the dirty dishes as she watched the character Eric Northman arguing with Bill Compton as usual. Alcide came onto the screen, looking hot. It should be a crime for these men to be so hot.

"AH!" Someone squealed in excitement which made Jane jump in fright.

Lauren Kane hastily padded down the hallway of their apartment in Manhattan. She jumped over the counter and onto the couch, ogling Alcide with dreamy eyes.

"Isn't he handsome?" she said breathlessly then sighed.

Jane shrugged. "I guess, but-"

"How can you say that, Janey?" Lauren scolded. "He's so sweet and kind to everyone. Sookie doesn't deserve him."

"You were the same way with Sam then Bill came into the picture then Eric-"

"I don't like Eric. Sure he's handsome and has an awesome body that was made for sex, but he's too controlling for my tastes." Lauren told her. "And mean."

"You think everyone's mean, Lauren. Your eyes only see Alcide now. Poor Bill never stood a chance against Alcide."

"Well, he needs to buff up…like how Eric did when he cut his hair."

"Oh god," Jane scowled. "Don't remind me of his long hair. All I wanted to do was cut that goddamn hair. Essh, I hate guys with long hair."

"No you don't," Lauren said. "You just like it pushed back or something…into curls maybe."

Jane pursed her lips at her childhood friend though they were more like sisters than just friends. "I hate you."

"No, you don't. You love me. Who wouldn't," she laughed.

Jane rolled her eyes and threw a mitten at her. "You are such a brat, Ren."

The mitten hit her in face as she laughed hysterically which made Jane laugh.

"You didn't even clean the fucking dishes," Jane told her.

"I did so," Lauren countered.

"No, you didn't. I had to wash and put them in the dishwasher."

Lauren shrugged. "Technically you said clean them…you never said anything about putting them away in the dishwasher."

She smirked at Jane who gapped at her. "There is a special place in Hell for you, Kane."

"Save you a seat, Watson." She winked at Jane dramatically as the girl with short blonde curls made her way to Lauren who had long wavy brown hair.

They both laughed then suddenly the TV made a loud squeal causing them to put their hands over their ears in pain. The TV shook violently then blew up. The wind picked up it's speed around the girls then the glass in their windows shattered. Jane and Lauren's eyes simultaneously rolled in the back of their heads and both of them passed out.

Jane's POV

My dark blue eyes popped open and I glanced around, her eyebrows furrowed as I sat up on the bed. The room was bright with sunlight beaming in through the windows. I looked around the room and saw how similar it was to Sookie Stackhouse's which was weird since her actual bedroom was far from the fairy's room in the show. I pulled the blankets from her body and saw that I was still wearing my regular clothes from last night which were shorts and a white button up shirt with a tank top underneath. I walked out of the bedroom and froze when I saw that this was Sookie's house.

What the fuck?

I cautiously walked down the stairs and followed the delicious smell of bacon and toast. I went into the kitchen and Gran said to me, "Oh, good, dear, you're awake."

"What's happening?" I muttered.

"You've been asleep for so long that I was starting to get worried."

"Adele?"

"I am your grandmother," she scolded lightly. "You call me Gran, not Adele. Such formality with you sometimes. I blame your father for doing that to you."

I felt myself nod. Wait, Granddaughter?!

"Jane, are you alright?" Gran asked with concern.

"Um, yeah," I replied nervously. "Just dandy actually."

I've got to seriously find Lauren…or even if she's actually in this strange dream. God, this is so confusing. Fuck me.

"Hey, do you know where Lauren is," I asked hesitantly.

Gran thought about it for a moment before answering, "Yes. I think she's with Sookie at Merlotte's…working as always. That poor girl works her butt off and doesn't even get a good night's sleep most of the time. Sam doesn't even know what he's doing to her. You should give him a little hint."

I nodded. "Will do, Adel-I mean Gran. See ya later."

"You haven't even eater."

"Eating with Lauren," I called back to her as I grabbed a small leather shoulder bag that was hanging on the coat rack near the door.

I quickly looked inside and found my keys. I pressed the lock button and gapped at my blue mustang. I gushed happily, "My dream car. Okay, this must be a dream then."

I hugged the front of it before going inside of it with a goofy grin on my face. I looked inside of my purse again and saw a wallet.

"Please let this be my car, please let this be my car, please let this be my car," I chanted lowly, hoping that it was.

I saw my driver's license and squealed with happiness. "Yay…"

It also read.

STACKHOUSE, JANE

BORN: 07/30/1986

I saw that I was only maybe twenty-three or twenty-two years old in this show. I turned on the ignition and drove to Merlotte's.

I was deeply surprised when I suddenly knew the route to the bar. I pulled into the parking lot and made my way inside of the bar. I saw the sun was about to go down which only meant one thing…vampires were about to come out. I must be Sookie's younger sister which means that I must know Bill…I think.

I was immediately hugged by Lauren who wrapped her arms around me tightly. For someone so short and tiny, she really had strength.

"Okay," I strangled out to say. "Squeezing the life…out of me."

Lauren pulled back and smiled. "Sorry. I thought that this was a dream."

"It is a dream, Lauren?"

"If this is really a dream then why can we think so clearly and talk to each other coherently," she argued.

I rolled my eyes. "Whatever. Who are you supposed to be?"

"Lauren Merlotte," she groaned.

I laughed. "Oh my god, you were in love with Sam and now you're his sister!"

Now it was Lauren's turn to roll her eyes at me. "Okay so who are you? Eric's sister or Bill's?"

"One, fuck you. Two, I get to be Sookie's younger sister."

"Ha! That means she can boss you around you know!"

I frowned. "Oh please. I was older than her in our world. Like I am going to let her."

"Whatever you say," she sang. "So I just heard that Dawn was murdered."

"What now?"

"Yup. Sookie found her this morning and they think Jason did it."

"Because?"

"Don't you remember?"

"I only remember some parts unlike you who knows every single fucking line in that god forsaken show," I countered.

"Anyways, they think he did it because of how he had a relationship with that last girl Maudette," she scowled at the name.

"Still thinks she looks like a MLF just saying," I commented.

Lauren chuckled. "Yeah so that happened which only leads me to believe that once the sun goes down, Bill will come in here, Arlene will be a bitch to him, Sookie will whisk him away, and go to-wait for it…Fangtasia!"

I groaned. "That means were in the fourth episode of season one, Lauren."

"And?"

I smirked at her. "And you won't get to see Alcide for a very, very long time."

She pouted. "That's such a mean thing to say to me. You know how I feel about him."

I see her sigh and she looks off into the distance with a dreamy look on her face and a stupid grin.

"Okay, stow away your lady boner, Ren. We need to figure out how-"

"Janey!" Sookie exclaimed happily as she came running towards me.

"Sook!" I replied and hugged her back rather awkwardly since I really didn't know who she was besides the character she plays in the show.

"I'm so glad you're here." She said once she pulled away. "When Gran told me last night that you were here, I was so excited. So how was it?"

"Was what?"

Sookie looked confused for a second then replied, "Manhattan silly?"

"Oh. So beautiful, but the people…they are something special."

Lauren chuckled since she knew what I meant by that. Yeah, there's nothing like being in New York and sitting next to someone on the subway who isn't afraid to pick their nose in front of you.

"Well, that's fantastic that you had so much fun. You know, Jane, I am so glad you're home. I've missed you so much. Oh, gosh you just have to meet Bill, you know the vampire I told you about on the phone?"

I nodded. "Oh, yeah? I remember him. Is he coming tonight?"

Sookie nodded. "Right after the sun goes down. I probably have to go to this vampire bar with him to see if any of them know about Maudette and Dawn and try to somehow see who framed Jason for those murders."

"He didn't do them," I said firmly.

Sookie looked relieved. "I'm glad you believe him, Jane."

I shrugged. Of course I believe him, Rene did it, Sookie! I really wanted to say that, but one look from Lauren told me not to. So instead I said, "Its Jason, Sook. He's harmless."

"I trust Bill with my life, but…well, I was wondering if you would like to come with me to the bar since the murderer happens to be targeting women who've been with vampires. I just don't want you to be alone, Jane, that's all."

I knitted my brows in confusion. "I've never been with a vampire, Sook."

"Yes, you have."

"No, I haven't."

"I was sure that you have. Tara told me."

"Tara was probably just fucking with you, Sook. I have never touched or been in contact with a vampire. Trust me, I would know," I laughed.

Sookie nodded. "Okay, if you say so. Meet Bill and I at Fangtasia. I'll text you if he says yes. You know where it is?"

"I'm sure if I look it up on the internet, I'll find it."

Sookie chuckled and then said, "Well, I got to get back to work or your brother is gonna fry me, Lauren. Bye you guys."

Sookie walked away, her ponytail bouncing from side to side as she did so.

"We can't think about it or else she'll know," Lauren reminded me.

"That's gonna be tricky seeing as how I know nothing about my life," I replied as I crossed my arms over my chest.

Lauren suddenly smirked widely. "Guess who you're gonna see tonight, Janey?!"

"Who?" I asked.

"Why Eric and Pam of course," she replied happily. "Oh yay! The man who you only seem to like in this show and you get to meet him! Isn't this exciting?"

"Not really? You remember that he's still an asshole right?"

"So? I bet you that instead of Sookie being the first one he sees, you'll be the one to catch his eye right when you walk your booty into that bar of his then you'll be his obsession. Just. Like. In. The. Show."

"You're on, Kane. What should we say? Fifty dollars to the winner." I suggested.

"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" She exclaimed as she put her pinky to the corner of her mouth like Doctor Evil from those Austin Powers movies.

I stared blankly at her and then smacked her on the back of the head. "What am I? Made of money?"

She laughed and rubbed the back of her head. "OW! And I was just kidding, my friend…sort of…alright not so much…maybe a little-"

"Fifty dollars."

"Okay, okay, okay, fifty." She said in surrender.

"I am so gonna win because if we are in the show then of course Eric's gonna go for Sookie…remember what she wore that episode, Lauren?"

"Step up your game then, Watson," she snapped. "Jeez, do I have to everything for you?"

"That's the biggest lie in the whole world," I replied. "I do everything for you."

"Well, not anymore," she said as she started to walk backwards.

"And why's that?"

"Because I am Sam's younger sister so he has your duties now." She told me before turning and skipping towards the kitchen.

Poor Sam and Alcide won't know what to do with her once they meet her especially Alcide. What a whirlwind sometimes.

I dreaded the moment I met Eric and I really hoped he's not like the way he was in show in with Sookie because I watched the show till the middle of season four and I know what that little sneaky shit does to her. I shook my head and watched the sun begin to set and only if I knew what this world of the supernatural had in store for Lauren and me.

TBC…

Alright so that's a wrap on the first chapter so I really hope you guys like this new idea that I have for a fanfic. Jane's supposed to look like January Jones and Lauren looks like Jenn Proske. Again I hoped you guys liked this chapter. More to come in the next chapter and so many more after that so stay tuned.

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