The Other Pinciotti
Disclaimer: I own no one except for Sally and will be using her as a replacement to Donna's sister Tina who suddenly disappeared. She how an extra character might have changed things espically for one Steven Hyde. Also for the sake of my story a lot of my fave aerosmith songs didn't come out til the 80s or 90s so I'll will be claiming then as 70s songs.
Summery: For a big part of my life I was just the other Pinciotti girl. It was the next few years of my life when things would all change for me and my friends.
Prologue:
For a big part of my life I was just the other Pinciotti girl. It wasn't easy being the younger sister of Donna Pinciotti. I was exactly a year younger than my sister ,our parents Midge and Bob , always were a pair of horn dogs. Though they never treated us different from each other I always felt like Donna was favored at the time. After all her name was after our parents wedding song 'Oh Donna' by Ricky Valens why I got mine from a song they both thought was neat. Yet I can't complain 'Mustang Sally' is a cool song now don't get me wrong I love my big sister she's one of my best friends. However we weren't aren't much alike I for one am more girly, short, curvier, and much to the gangs disgust am a dreaded cheerleader. Other than that we are pretty much the same sharing auburn red hair , aquamarine eyes, pale skin yep that's us.
It is because of me that the bane of our group existed. As Eric and Stud like to put it. I bet your wondering who they are huh? Eric Foreman is our next door neighbor and has been since we moved here when we were all six well in my case five years old. Poor kid has always been kinda a mama's boy and for this reason my sister use to beat him up. So being the nerd he was he hired the toughest kid in school to be his body guard. Steven James Hyde the third or as I call him Stud. Me and Steven have always kinda had a love hate relationship for as long as I can remeber he has been my biggest tormentor and protector. His favorite band was Led Zepplin mine is Aerosmith. He is a master of Zen I am Queen of Snark. The first time he met me he said he thought I was a battery operated baby doll that kept following my sister. Of course this annoyed me to no end and seeing the chance to hassle me he started calling me doll face.
Yeah I know I know most girls would kill for a guy saying they have the perfect face of a doll. I have never been that stupid though and see it what it is him mocking me. So by time we we're in or around fifth grade I had enough and wanted to get back at him with the corniest name ever. After much research by which I mean listening to my parents flirt ewww I found the perfectly most sickening name Stud Muffin. I announced this new name in the middle of recess the next day which resulted in an embarassed Steven as all the other boys including our friends Eric and the town moron Micheal Kelso teased him. So Steven being Steven started a huge fight which earned him a black eye. I felt so bad that I stole a pair of my dad's aviator sunglasses and gave them to the jerk as an apology to hide it. At first he wasn't going to accept them but one threat from my sister changed his mind he's been wearing them ever since. We called a somewhat truce after I would only call him Stud Muffin if he called me Doll Face.
You would think if he hated the name so much we wouldn't call me the one I hated but he never stopped. Eventually the names got shortened to just Stud and Doll. Hold on I've gotten off track so yes I am to blame according to my two best friends an sister for the devil coming into our basement haven. That devil being one Jackie Burkhart. As I said before I am a cheerleader and it was my first day of cheer practice. Steven being the jerk he was decided he wanted to go pick on me and of course the rest of the gang had to come as well never ones to miss some good burns or oggle hot chicks. That's when Kelso met Jackie and after much begging got her to go out with him. She has been hanging with us ever since. What the others don't know though is Jackie's life isn't really that perfect.
I am the only one who knows the truth about Jackie's home life. Her parents are never home as her dad is always off on business trips with his latest secretary and her mom is traveling for charity events enjoying the veiws of the hottest cabana boys. Leaving Jackie with no one except nannies and maids even when they are home they never really spend time with her. They just buy her things to try and seem like they care for her of course Jackie doesn' t realize this that or she doesn't want to admit it. So to make up for her family's short commings Jackie acts like a bitch always having to be or have the best. Demanding that true love means spending lots and lots of money on her. Now I'm in no way friends with Jackie I am as she puts it one the the fat chicks needed at the bottom to catch the hotter girls that do flips or build the tops of the pyramids. All of this I learned at a rare moment at cheer camp through a bond building exercise. Still I can' t help feeling sorry for the girl who is constantly overjoyed to point out someone actually smaller than her so I tend to bite my tongue more with her.
Of course dating the hottest cheerleader on our squad in Jackie's opinion. Isn' t enough for Kelso and his new foreign sidekick Fez. They are always hitting on my sister Donna, Jackie, me and any other girl. At least when ever Steven is around and Fez or Kelso hit on me Steven will frog them really really hard. If Kelso doesn't take the hint though they usually start wrestling ending up with Kelso some how getting hit in the eye. I never understand why Steven does this I just always assume its because he sees me as a little sister much like I see Eric as a big brother. Though I really wish it was for something else, see some where along the line through all the arguments of zepplin vs areosmith and all the studs and dolls. I have fallen in love with the jerk but un like my sister who wears her heart on her sleeve no one knew. For some reason I can't explain it feels like that is about to change.