(So chapter 11. Sorry I have not been updating this story as often as I should. I'll try to do better.

Thank you so much to my friend LilyBolt for looking this over for me. You are the best!

Also thank you to LilyBolt, Crowley'sMooseSquirrel'sAngel, and Viper's Little Devil for your reviews.

I don't own Supernatural!)

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Ok, so we have ten chapters covering everything from the car to Demons, one thing we don't have that probably should have been the first or second chapter is

How to tell the difference between supernatural monsters and how to kill them.

Now, there are millions of different supernatural baddies out there. You got your regular garden variety ghosts, vamps and werewolves, but then you may get something completely weird like…

Jefferson Starships.

Yeah, for those of you who don't know, Jefferson Starships are a cross between wraiths, shapeshifters and vampires that Eve the Mother of All monsters cooked up, and because it was a new species Dean got to name it.

I like the name. What would you have named them?

I never said I didn't like the name Dean.

Anyway, we were talking about how to tell the difference between different monsters. Werewolves are pretty easy to spot, at least the eating pattern is. They always eat the heart and nothing else. And they are also simple to kill. Silver bullet to the heart. Ghosts can be tricky because you don't always know what's keeping it there. Normally it has remains that you have to salt and burn. But one time Sam and I came across this ghost named Molly who was cremated and she had no remains to burn.

What happened was she was so concerned about her husband that she could not go until she knew he was alright.

It also helped her that she didn't think she was dead.

True, anyway, Dean and I took her to her house and showed her that her husband was alive and well and she left peacefully.

That one was a piece of cake. We had another one where we were dealing with a tulpa. A tulpa is a Tibetan thought form that changes. What happened there was some high school kid and one of his college age family members were out in this old farm and they decided to make the farmhouse look 'spooky' so they spray-painted some symbols on the walls of the house and started a story about a mad farmer killing his family. Anyway two wackos got wind of it and put it up on their website and it snowballed. Long story short, we didn't know how to kill a Tibetan thought from so we committed a little bit of arson and burned the house down.

I love how you say that so casually. Just a little bit of arson, no biggie. Anyway, you can normally tell if you're dealing with a monster or a ghost pretty easy after you do the research, if you do it properly.

One thing that may throw you off is that there are a couple of monsters that have some of the same signs. Take for instance a Hippocampus and a Kelpie. Both are horse-like monsters except one lives in Greece and one lives in Scotland.

Dean, why are you talking about two things that don't even live in the USA?

Shut up Sammy, I was giving an example and who says they never have been in the USA? Just because we've never heard of them does not mean that they don't live here. Take the Okami or the Lamia for example. Both not a native monster to the USA but they were still here. How weird does that sound? Not a native monster.

Ok, ok you have a point, you still didn't tell them how to kill the monster.

I was going to but someone was interrupting me. Anyway, like I said before, ghosts are easy, salt and burn the remains. Vamps you cut their heads off. Werewolves, silver bullet to the heart. Other monsters you may need to get creative. Leviathans for instance you CAN NOT KILL unless you get a Bone of a Righteous Mortal washed in the three bloods of the fallen, and how many people have that lying around? You can however temporarily disable them with the common household cleaner borax.

Most you can use silver on or a mix of herbs. Some you need to say an incantation before you do it or get something blessed.

Long story short, learn how to do very good research or get a geek to do it for you.

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