28. Honor Roll (Pyrrha/Ren)

The downside of having a ponytail and a single pink highlight was that girls loved touching Ren's hair. In seventeen years, he'd discovered that this was a universal rule.

Neptune argued that this was an upside (this was his reason for the blue hair, after all). Normally, Ren would have stuck to his guns, because frankly, Neptune was usually full of shit.

But this time, maybe Neptune had a point. Pyrrha was a girl, which meant she liked touching his hair, and Pyrrha touching any part of him was a rare, but positive, experience.

This was also a universal rule.