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Mark slowly swam towards the lady on the rock.

"E-excuse me,"

She turned to him, her winter blonde hair shining in flares, striking him with a glare from opal eyes.

"Yes?" Her voice was as attractive as his, but feminine, and more rich.

"Uh, I-I see y-you're alone!"

She looked down, showing some sort of negative emotion. She sighed, then eyed him again. "What do you think?"

Mark blushed in embarrassment, looking away. "I'm sorry."

"What are you sorry about?"

"Uh, it's just, I don't really like seeing lonely people."

Then the lady felt insulted and tried to jump into the water.

"Wait!"

"What? You said you don't like lonely people."

"But you didn't, uh, let me finish! Although I don't like lonely people, I love helping them." He ended in a soothingly seductive voice.

The lady was impressed. She climbed up the rock and pulled him to her.

"Then why don't you help me now." Then she pulled him into a kiss, something Mark wanted to escape from, but seconds later embraced it.

Before he knew it, Mark was being sunk into the deep, still locked into the kiss.

Then his body began to change, without him noticing. Soon his legs forced to twist into each other, new flesh covering it up, until Mark grew himself a fish's tail. Of course, his guts were rearranged. Somehow.

The tail was right in length, scaly, and was colored Warfstache pink.

He didn't feel the pain, all because of that damn kiss.

Then finally, she let go of him, revealing herself to be a mermaid. In truth, the last of her kind, until Mark came.

"Do you love me?"

"Of course, sweet lady."

"Then come with me."

"Yes. But, may I, uh, tell my friends about us."

"You CANNOT." She pulled him closer to her. Seaweed tied Mark up.

"WHAT?!" Then that's when he realized his change, looking at his tail. "What did you do to me?"

"Hey, you wanted to help." Then she brought her face closer to Mark. "And this is the only way to help me."

"By becoming one of you?!"

"Yes. But, I cannot let your 'friends' know about me, and now you." She then raised a finger, glowing. "So from now on, forget about them, and be with me instead. You shall be called, hmm, Edward, as a sign of your promise to me, a maiden of the sea."

And the man we knew as Markiplier was gone forever.

Or so you readers think so.

"Juliana, look at these!"

"What are they?"

"Septic eels!"

"I thought those things were myths."

"Like how humans think of our kind?"

"I guess." Juliana paused. "Mother said to me that these eels existed because of an entity that tolerates their existence."

"An entity? Like what, sis?"

"An entity known as The Boss. Mother said that The Boss was a spirit of an energy god that would harness itself on anyone."

"Who is anyone exactly?"

"I don't know, but Mom says it's pretty choosy. And only one person is worthy enough to hold the power."

"But it's neither of us, so this somebody can be human!"

"That's why I don't want to surface with you, Barth."

"Well, I'm sorry."

"Come on," The twin said to her other twin, pulling his arm, dragging him away. "Mother might be looking for us."

"Top of the mornin' to ye, laddies." Jack greeted the audience, through his recording devices, in a sad manner.

"My name is Jacksepticeye, and uh, let's welcome our guests." He said, pulling in three men with him in the room.

"H-hello everyone, t-this is Yamimash." Aaron greeted in a sad tone, trying to smile as hard as he could.

"And I'm Bob, and this is-"

"I'm Wade."

And the four stopped with an awkward silence.

"T-to get a recap of everything, Yami, Bob, Wade, M-mark and I went out here to a beach. I'm not telling specifically where, since we're staying here for a month and all, and-"

"We don't want to get into fangirls." Bob finished.

"Y-yeah. B-but, we wanted all of you to know this certain information."

"I-if you're wondering why Mark isn't here right now, w-well," Wade paused. "He's gone missing."

"We've asked everyone close and dear to him," Jack said.

"Even those who last saw him. Well, besides us, of course." Bob continued.

"But the latest reports from certain people say that Mark had gone to swim alone, probably," Aaron started to sob. "p-probably d-drowned!"

Yami left the area, embarrassed to cry on camera.

"F-from the title of this video, we just want to say we're sorry." Jack spoke. "We tried."

"We're still looking." Wade said. "A-and we want you guys to know that, a-as help Mark to being where he w-was, I mean, is today, we want you guys to help us."

"Who knows what might've happened to him." Bob stated.

"M-mark, if you're alive and watching this, THIS IS NOT A GOOD PRANK! A-and please come back. But, I-if you're up there, we just wanna say Thank you."

"Now don't be alarmed," Wade kept talking, so far the best in trying to stay happy, "we don't think he's dead yet. If we come back with no information about Mark, he's gone. So, don't just j-jump into conclusions, alright?"

"Don't forget to subscribe to these guys." Jack pointed to Bob and Wade. "And Yami too, I-in the bathroom."

"And I will see all of you dudes," he took a deep breath. "in THE NEXT VIDEO!"

"Bye...!" The three waved.

"I see you are looking for me, Tubigasse." A voice echoed within the dreamscape.

The mermaid gasped. "You,"

"Yes, it's me!"

"Why do you sound different?"

"Well, if ye haven't heard, I've just taken a new host. Someone has become worthy of me."

"And this is why all the have gods envied you, Boss."

"Now, now, don't be a female seal, Gasse. I'm just trying to help ye!"

"By trying to kill me? By trying to send me to the netherworld where the rest of my kind are?!"

"Sheesh, calm down. I aint tryin' to kill ye!"

"I knew you for a long time. Always lying to human myths."

"Because I love the humans. Everyone has a thing against them!"

"Because they are the true monsters. Killing themselves by killing their neighbors."

"Well, they're too naïve to know that. And, unlike the rest of ye inhumane things out there, they've got privilege. The other gods are too naïve about how humans will join them once these humans cease to exist on Earth. Well, half of them."

Tubigasse growled. "If you dare-"

"Touch your children? Heck no, I won't. All I want is your sweet mate bait."

"E-Edward?!"

"You mean Mark, right? Mark Fischbach? Because he belonged to me and your precious Nepsidon allowed you to steal him away from me."

"Because my lord yearns more people to rule over, stupid."

Then an invisible force attempted to choke her gills.

"Don't you dare call The Boss stupid, fishtail. I'll come for you."

"H-how?" She struggled to breathe.

"Through my new host, stupid. Along with his friends. Plus, this host and your hubby knew each other before ye and your hubby met!"

The force disappeared, giving some time for Tubigasse to breathe.

"Good luck, even if I don't believe in it."