Hello! Okay, this isn't so much of a prank. More of a story I got an idea of from one of my favorite book series! I can't WAIT a for you all to read it! Oh yeah! I'll be combining several things from comments too! Expect a very PINEAPPLELY experience! XD

Ezra's POV

I groan as I rub sleep from my eyes. Why did we have to come on a mission? I thought that coloring Kanan like a rainbow would be able to put it off until he was back to normal... and I slept.

I wasn't lying about the whole nightmare thing. I just couldn't believe I opened up to Kanan. I needed that prank.

But yet, here we are. The rebels; Hera, Sabine, A pink Chopper, a rainbow colored Kanan, an aggravated Lasat, and me. The nearly asleep teen.

"Hault insurgents!" Yelled the inquisitor. (Yep, I brought him back or it took place before Fire Across The Galaxy. You pick.)

I roll my eyes, we can never catch a break.

"Zeb. Sabine. Take Ezra and go!" Kanan ordered.

"Yeah, not happening master." I say as I pull out my lightsaber.

Kanan shakes his head, "Just go kid."

I ignighted my lightsaber, "Still not happening."

Kanan sighs as Zeb and Sabine leave, but ignighted his own lightsaber.

"Pathetic Jedi." The inquisitor spat.

I suddenly felt something through the force and Kanan looked at me nervously. I sought out and found the source of the problem. The inquisitor was trying to hijack my mind.

"Um... Kanan..." I begin, felling nervous.

Kanan glances at me inbetween blocking the Inquisitor's blade. "Don't let him get to you."

I nod and close my mind, before opening them and smiling at my plan.

"You dare to smile, boy?" The Inquisitor snarled.

I feel him trying to dig further into my mind and begin my plan.

I shut my eyes once more, and picture with all my mind anything weird, random, or strange with all my might.

I first picture Kanan dancing in a leatard (Bam, inside while outside the mind dance party.)

Then I make up these strange fruits that I name bananas, pineapples, oranges and other things and picture an array of them ontop of Kallus' head like a strange hat while he danced in a circle.

I picture Zeb doing the worm. Sabine painting large smiles on stormtrooper helmets. Rainbow TIEs.

Stormtroopers and officers doing this weird thing called the 'Harlem Shake'. (That's right! I just did I that! XD)

I pictured Jabba the Hutt kissing the Emperor. I pictured Darth Maul cleaning his pink lightsaber while little girls bradded his unicorn imprinted hair.

I pictured multicolored Tookas belly dancing in bikinis.

By this point, the Inquisitor and Kanan had stopped. Kanan looked at the Inquisitor, confused. While the Inquisitor looked at me like I was insane with a hit of disgust.

I know it won't take many more strange thoughts. Time to get REALLY a weird!

I picture the Star Destoryers flying throught random, magical, rainbow portals.

I picture my magical childhood best friend, Bob, and I in matching Batman costumes while Bob at nuetella and I munched on cookies loudly while we partied with possessed purple toothbrushes.

I pictured the crews shoes with wings and looking like they were washed in glitter fly over Lothal and continue across the galaxy until they reached a singing reindeer doing backflips into a goldfish infested Mountain Dew lake.

Vampire pickles overthrowing the Empire while the Stormtroopers danced in pink tutus.

I then made the pink tutu wearing Stormtroopers have the word 'Jerk' written in big bold red letters across their forehead. Then I had them spray paint, 'Welcome to the Empire, home of the Galaxy's biggest jerk idiots that.' On all the TIE fighters.

Spray paint the rebels sign on the Star Destroyers.

And on the transports, 'The dark side DOESN'T have cookies!' With all the lettering being normal but the word 'doesn't'.

I picture singing lightsabers, neon colored waterfalls, purples hills of Lothal, then I pictured the Inquisitor chasing the crew on a treadmill and never reaching us cause... well... TREADMILL!

By this point the Inquisitor was looking at me like I was insane. Kanan must have figured out what was happening because he was smirking as he cuffed one of the Inquisitor's hands to a nearby pipe. The Inquisitor didn't even notice, so I continued.

Hamsters on treadmills.

PINEAPPLE SHAPED LOLLIPOPS!

Randomness through and through.

Eventually the Inquisitor managed to pull himself out of the void that is my wacky imagination. Just in time for me and Kanan to walk off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back on the Ghost~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kanan turned to me, "What happened back there?"

"He was in my head." I said referring to the Inquisitor as 'he' so Hera doesn't go all mother mode.

Kanan looked slightly shocked, but then his face took on a look of indifference, "You did good Padawan." Kanan then smirked, "Do I even want to know what you thought to get him out of your crazy head?" Kanan poked my head repeatedly and I batted his hand away.

Then I smiled and shook my head, "Trust me master, you don't want to know."

He looked like he again when I said, "Kanan, trust me and my randomness, you don't wanna know."

Kanan stopped before shaking his head and smiling at me. "Alright kid. Just don't put any of it in my mind."

I smirk, "No promises..."

Okay, this is the next chapter of picking sides. One that isn't on Wattpad yet. There may be some references from Wattpad comments and private chats, so just ignore them. This update won't be on Wattpad until I do my updating montage. That's when you can expect a steady flow of alternating updates for stories. Hope you liked it! PINEAPPLES!