This is a redo of my original story. Hopefully, this will not be as weird as the first one. ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Doctor Who, but I sure wish I do.

Martha Jones turned off her communication device as she sat down with a sigh in the medical hall. Her tea sat untouched in front of her and no one was in the hall, which was a good thing, because that meant that no one was dying. But that was too good to last.

"Martha," the familiar voice of her husband Mickey was like music to her ears. "Martha," he repeated.

"Yes?" the human doctor was snapped out of her revere by that.

"Code Nine." Mickey smirked.

"What's the procedure for code nine?" Martha had never figured out what code nine was.

"Code Nine means Doctor." he answered. "A procedure is unnecessary."

The human doctor leapt up. "Why would the Doctor come here?" there were no aliens attacking the city of London at the moment.

Mickey only shrugged. "Colonel Mace has armed soldiers surrounding the TARDIS."

"Why would he do that?" Martha silently cursed as she dragged her husband out of the room.

"I don't know, but I'll call Jack. He might have the tiniest clue what is going on. Plus, he would kill us if he figured out we saw the Doctor without telling him." the doctor's husband started dialing a number on his phone.

"Mickey Mouse!" yup, Mickey was sure this was Jack.

"Hello, Captain Cheesecake," he rolled his eyes.

"What's the dilemma now?" Jack asked over the phone.

"The TARDIS appeared at UNIT. Do you know why the Doctor is here?" Mickey asked.

He didn't get an answer before Jack hung up. The male cursed.

"What?" Martha whirled around.

That was when the air shimmered and the immortal man himself appeared. "I'm afraid I have no idea." he turned off the vortex manipulator.

The three former companions charged to the TARDIS.

"Dr. Jones," Colonel Mace greeted before telling his men to stand down.

"Colonel," she stated before running and pounding on the TARDIS.

A man with a big nose stepped out of the TARDIS.

Jack literally fluttered over and gave him a HUGE snog on the face. "Doctor!"

"My name is Rory!" the poor man, Rory, looked promptly freaked out.

That was when a pretty ginger woman and a woman with FANTASTIC hair came out.

Jack turned to them.

"My wife and my daughter are off limits," Rory then growled.

"Your daughter is about the same age as you," Jack raised an eyebrow.

The nurse looked properly disgusted.

"I'm Amy,"

"I'm River,"

They winked.

That was when the Doctor came out.

"Doctor!" Jack fluttered over and snogged him.

The Doctor looked confused. "That's my code name! The Doctor," he pointed at himself, "The Legs," he gestured to Amy, "The Nose," he pointed at Rory, "And Mrs. Robinson," to River.

Everyone raised an eyebrow, and River sighed in annoyance.

"What happened this time?" Jack acknowledged his new face.

"What?" he looked even more confused. "Oh, radiation." he shrugged.

It seemed like he finally figured out where he was. His eyes widened considerably before he dragged his three former companions and three current companions into the TARDIS. He commenced the fastest take off sequence in Gallifreyan history.

It was on the randomizer.

"Doctor!" Martha squeaked. "Where are we?" she properly calmed herself down.

"Midnight Resort." he frowned.

"Oooo," Amy looked interested.

"I'll be right back," the Doctor started at a full sprint, probably to get a bow tie, which was strangely absent on his attire.

They all felt warmth flooding into their brains when he left.

Jack and River immediately knew it has another being.

"Hello, TARDIS!" River smiled.

The companions suddenly understood.

The interior groaned.

"What is it?" the Time Lady asked.

It moaned again.

"Seriously?" River burst out laughing, before she thought about it for a while. "Well, I guess that is valid, since our time lines run in opposite directions."

"What is it?" Amy questioned, now knowing it had something to do with the Doctor.

"Just something that happens to everybody." the Time Lady shrugged.

"What's going on?" Martha inquired.

"As I just said, something that happens to everybody."

"To who?"

"Well, currently, the Doctor." River shrugged.

"What is it?" Rory questioned.

"Something that causes Gallifreyans to get a split-personality, nausea, headaches, drowsiness, and cramps!" River hooted. "I've already done it!" she stated proudly. "The Doctor's just started." she laughed.

Everyone looked freaked out.

"What is it called?" Mickey looked alarmed.

River laughed. "Puberty,"

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