I am sooo done with writing this chapter. I mostly just went from memory with this chap then halfway with the manga. I. Am. TIRED.

This is dedicated to Toastagmi for giving me motivation and love. ^-^)/ You rock, xD

Disclaimer: I own nothing minus my OC/child. I do this for free and no profit yada yada yada. Do I need to do this? I forget if I did this before .-.

ON WITH THIS DAMN CHAPTER

"Kiyoko-chan, please stop it!" Korosensei said as he dodged a pink pellet.

"It's hooooot," Kiyoko whined from under the teacher's desk. She retreated back into the shade the desk provided. "Do something about it…"

"Sensei, she's right." Maehara said.

"Do something about it…" whined Kurahashi.

"We're melting over here," Rio stated while wiping her sweat.

"Not even I have the energy to take some pictures.." Okajima muttered.

"Sensei is also feeling this heatwave." The octopus fanned himself while trying to teach the lesson but to no avail. No one could focus at the moment.

It's summertime and that meant heatwaves. Any buildings without AC was Hell and that is what Class E was experiencing. No one had the energy to learn. How can they? It was just too hot. Even Ritsu started malfunctioning.

"Ara ara...I guess we need to cool off." Korosensei rubbed his head with the pointer stick in thought. "Everyone, please put on your swimsuits! Meet me outside in 15 minutes!" He then zoomed off but not before placing Kiyoko and a mini version of the girl's swimsuit on Karma's desk.

…

The class followed their teacher through the woods.

"Korosensei? Why are we headed in the forest? The pool is in the opposite direction," Sugino asked.

"It takes us 20 minutes to walk the way. With your speed, we can get there in an instant." Kimura pointed out. "I rather do that then be part of Class E Death March."

"The what?" Kayano asked.

"It's when Class E goes through a heat wave to reach the school's pool." Sugaya explained. "When they are done, after using all their energy, they trudge through the woods in the heat. Ravens and crows will wait until they drop dead to eat the remains."

"That's creepy," Hara added.

"Korosensei! Carry us to the pool!" demanded a few students.

"Maa, you shouldn't always rely on Sensei's speed," the octopus scolded.

"If we aren't going to the pool, I assume Korosensei will know another resource to use," tsundere sniper, Rinka said.

"Hmm," Chiba frowned, "The only other water source in the forest is a small creek. At best, it's only ankle deep."

Sugino sighed, "Better than nothing."

"Ne Nagisa-kun, I heard you were able to defeat the fatass," Karma said while adjusting his hold on his sister. Kiyoko sat on his shoulders.

Nagisa nervously chuckled. He bashfully rubbed his head, "It wasn't much."

"Karma-kun, you should have been there," Kayano said while entering the conversation. "Instead, you ditched," she pouted.

"I didn't want to be near the fatass," he stuck his tongue out in response. "Kiyoko, don't fall asleep." He nudged her leg.

"Hai Onii-chan," she muttered. She slowly rubbed her eyes. Heat makes her sleepy.

"Sensei has a solution but it took a long time."

"Eh? What do you mean Korosensei?" Nagisa asked.

"With your speed, anything should be fast…" Sugino added.

Korosensei laughed and moved aside a few branches only to reveal….A POOL!?

"I present to you, Class E's personal pool!" Korosensei proudly announced.

The class immediately ran into the pool and splashed in minus a few.

Karma entered the pool and slowly lowered Kiyoko in it. Hazama went to one of the benches and began reading. Kayano draped herself over an inflatable ring before pushing herself in the pool.

The class began playing in the water with their energy now rejuvenated. Students played volleyball, had races, and held their breaths in. Others relaxed and floated in the water.

Kayano sighed, "It sucks I can't swim. I don't even have a figure to show off…" She helped balance Kiyoko, who was on her lap.

"It's fine Kayano-chan," Okajima assured her, "I bet, some day, your figure will be ideal and in demand."

"Thanks Okajima-kun…" Kayano sweatdropped and helped the child balance a ball on her head.

A loud whistle suddenly rang through everyone's ears.

The beach ball fell from Kiyoko's head and floated away.

"Kimura-kun! Please do not run!" Korosensei yelled while wearing a life guard outfit. He was sitting on a lifeguard tower.

"Uh..sure…" Kimura halted in his run, unsure of what is going on.

Kiyoko got out of Kayano's lap and slowly swam to shore.

"Sugaya-kun! If this was a normal pool, that body art would NOT be allowed!"

Class E artists slowly nodded, his arm filled with henna tattoos.

Korosensei blew into his whistle once again. "Rio-san! Hara-san!" He flailed his tentacles around, "Please do not hold your breath under water! Sensei is worried you two will hurt yourself!"

He then continued to blow his whistle.

The class frowned. "He is such a worrywart…"

Kiyoko took out a water gun from her backpack and filled it with water from the pool.

Kurahashi smiled, "Ara Korosensei~ You need to relax! Have some fun!" She cupped her hands and filled them with water.

"Octopus-sensei, have some fun!" Kiyoko repeated.

The two girls then threw the water at the Octopus.

What they and the class didn't expect was their teacher screaming like a girl.

Silence…

"Ehh?" Kiyoko muttered while picking the watergun she dropped. The scream had startled her.

"Korosensei don't tell me..?" Nagisa started as he voiced everyone's thought.

Their teacher pouted, "Maa it's not like I am unable to swim and my tentacles absorb the water and reduces my speed. No. It's nothing like that." He crossed his tentacles, "Just not in the mood to get wet."

Kiyoko looked at her brother who sneakily started swimming towards Korosensei. He nodded at her and the child aimed her gun at Korosensei and fired.

"Ahhh!"

Karma suddenly emerged from the water and held on of the legs of the lifeguard tower. With his strength, he began to shake it while Korosensei was distracted with the water attack from his sister. He aimed the fall towards the pool below.

"Karma-kun!" Korosensei cried, fear in his voiced, as he hang on the rails for dear life. He kept being shaken while Kiyoko laughed at his misery and Karma smirked.

He panted as he slouched toward the ground and away from the water. "I thought I was going to die."

His class, stunned at their new discovery.

"But you have a kickboard...Mimura said while pointing to the object in Sensei's grip.

"This isn't a kickboard, it's fugashi," he then began taking a bite out of it as if proving it is fugashi.

"What is that?! Your afternoon snack!?" The class shriek in disbelief.

Korosensei can't deal with water, a huge weakness.

"Ahaha! An octopus that can't swim!" Kiyoko laughed at the irony.

"Sensei is so embarrassed," he covered his eyes and cried at Kiyoko's statement.

Kayano slipped off her inflatable ring and went straight into the water. Her arms flailed as she tried to balance herself to no avail.

Okajima had his jaw drop in astonishment, "Wah..You moron! What are you doing Kayano?!"

"Are you telling me you are so short that you can't even stand!?" Maehara yelled out as he swam his way towards her.

"K-Kayano-san!" Korosensei stuttered while stretching his tentacle,"Grab onto this fugashi…" He was at the edge of his pool in a sad way to save his student.

In a flash, Kataoka dived in with elegance and swam her way to her fellow classmate. The female ikeman held the pudding-loving girl afloat and assisted her onto shore. "You are alright now, Kayano-san. Let's go back where it is safe."

"Thanks Kataoka-san," Kayano gasped in relief. "I'm saved."

"Fufu, If we're in the water...then it is my turn to shine," the female class representative grinned.

"Octopus-sensei..you were useless.." Kiyoko deadpanned while watching Katoka take Kayano to safety.

Korosensei wailed when he realized she was right. He was useless to save his precious student and began crying a waterfall.

Karma swam towards them and picked up his sister with one arm and kept on swimming. Time to ignore the crying octopus.

…

After school, the class immediately had a meeting about the new weakness they learned and reviewing previous weaknesses.

"First off, the real question is this," Hinata said in a form tone, "Can he actually swim?" She frowned, "We know his head gets bigger in humid weather."

"The only places that swelled were where the water him," Isogai voiced out his observation. "If his whole body is temporarily swelled up with water...even if it's not enough to kill him..in theory, wouldn't he have a hard time to move?"

Kataoka then stood up," So this is what I have been thinking guys."

The class immediately gave the female class rep their full attention.

"During the summer, we somehow pull Korosensei under the water. That alone won't kill him but we should lower defensive reflexes before it. Then, when he is all bloated, there should be students who have been in the water and go for the kill."

"Ohhh I guess you will be the one to do it?" Maehara grinned.

Kataoka removed her barrett, "I keep an anti-sensei material in my bereet. I'm the class's best choice to assassinate him underwater." She grinned, displaying her confidence.

"We'll continue this soon. We will have him assassinated by the end of summer!" She raised her fist in the air having a few of the classmates mimic her action.

"Yes!" The class cheered as some grinned and nodded.

In the background, a few students didn't seem please about the situation.

Yeah I know it' short and I just really wanted to stop writing this chapter before I lose my damn mind. Not the place I want to stop but meeeeeh! Also happy holidays and happy late new year~