Based on a story long since deleted. How original.

But the only good reason I have is not that I can't find it anymore, but the fact that it actually got deleted and can no longer be found so I took it upon myself to resurrect a golden relic from a better time in life as well as a better time for RWBY and RoosterTeeth. Just so the newbies will recognize the brilliance of a greater era both the company and the show had.


The first thing Jaune felt was a throb in his skull, the moment his eyes widened he felt like he had been knocked out and just woke up from it. But he knew it was the alcohol. Thus proving he should never give into peer pressure, but that was still not the first thing on his mind, as he was reminiscing a very special and oddly vivid dream he had before waking up. He remembered how it really tied into his night, which was probably why it felt so real.

He and his fellow sophomores had began their week long thanksgiving break with an even that would've been hard to top within the next few days. Once the last bell rang and all the students at their high school scampered out to go home, he and his friends immediately met up at their friend Pyrrha's house. Partly because she was the kindest one of the group, mostly because her family was loaded and her giant house showed it. Enough space for all eight of them, just in the living room alone.

Yang, the de facto leader when it came to all partying and free living events meant for fun, showed up last with arms full of all kinds of alcohol. Everybody rolled their eyes and already knew she'd drink most of it, so it'd be better to consume some so she wouldn't. At least a few did, Jaune and Ruby already knew they didn't want to, not the biggest fans of drinking. But, just as Jaune's luck would have it, he ended up getting rounded into drink or dare. Nora told him they were just playing some game he didn't know about, but he was in too deep in the circle of five people already drinking and looking at him weird if he refused. He played along and did his best to drink as minimally as possible.

But try as he might, he was not really experienced and was already feeling different after a few turns. Ruby had been watching the whole time, feeling bad for her friend. Thankful that she actually had a reason not to drink, as her sister deemed her too young. Despite being in the same grade as them, it was only due to her skipping freshmen year. As Jaune was already finding it hard to sit still and his eyes were hardly open, she knew he had to tap out. Tapping his shoulder as she approached him, she had him stand up and guided him out the door, ignoring the sounds of disappointment from the rest of them. She could already tell it was going to be a night of them having their own fun that she couldn't be apart of even if she wanted to. Jaune silently thanked her as they were out the door. His memories got fuzzy after that.


"Watch your steps, easy Jaune." Ruby helped Jaune through the front door of her place, his arm around her shoulders as he did his best not to stumble. He felt more embarrassed here than he did before, having only one person was worse than a crowd. Especially someone as sweet and pure as Ruby, but she also didn't judge. She did offer the help after all. She wasn't just his legs but his eyes as well, as he just took step after step wherever she directed him and didn't even know what room they went before he felt himself being laid down onto a soft mattress. He quickly relaxed into the comfy sheets and smiled.

He heard Ruby giggle, before a shift in weight on the bed told him she sat by him.

"Yeah Jaune, you're going to have to stay here tonight. That okay?" She asked, a hand tousling his hair. He blushed, but just nodded. Hoping it was just the booze causing his reaction. Regardless, he knew as soon as he felt the softness of her bed, he wasn't getting up until tomorrow.

"I'm gonna change into my pajamas, and we can maybe watch a movie. Sound good?" She asked, not waiting for an answer as she figured he would just nod. When she said she'd change into more comfy clothes, Jaune assumed she'd probably go into the bathroom or tell him to close his eyes. But nope, she started undressing right then and there. Despite the world around him spinning around and his eyes hardly open, he still wanted to turn away. Though it was to no avail, as he found himself still staring at her lithe body, so petite yet desirable at once. And best of all, she wasn't facing him so he couldn't exactly be caught.

'Stop. She's your friend, and Yang would kill you if she even knew what you were doing right now. But she's so cute...' The overwhelming drunk side of him battled his more logical side, the former gaining more dominance as he kept staring.

'It's not like you're doing anything, you can look but you can't touch right?' He thought to himself, hating the fact that he couldn't really argue with it. He was just glad Ruby's choice of underwear was rather tame and nothing skimpy. How could she do this so casually in front of Jaune? Was she just that naive? Or did she want him to? Wishful thinking on that last part perhaps, either way she was already putting on her tank top and pajama pants. As she finished, she turned to him and Jaune quickly turned his head to the small TV in front of the bed. Coincidentally enough, it had turned on. Ruby must've used the remote.

"What do you feel like? Super heroes? Comedy?" She asked, browsing through her Netflix account. Jaune just shrugged. Ruby picked whatever she saw before, hoping Jaune hadn't seen it as well. But it didn't matter, as Jaune was finding it rather difficult to focus on the screen. What really caught his attention was the girl next to him. He didn't know if it was the alcohol or something he never realized before, but he was totally entranced by Ruby. Like he never truly noticed her before.

He couldn't say he's never seen or thought of her as more than a friend, but he knew better. She was essentially still a kid, and probably wasn't even interested in dating. Despite him not making a move, he still couldn't handle being surrounded by so many girls in his group of friends. Contrary to what might think about a guy growing up with so many sisters, any knowledge and experience with women was thrown out the window when it came to those not related to him. And Ruby just being Ruby got him worked up more than he liked to admit. He didn't even know he was erect until he felt his shaft throb in the tight confines of his jeans. Blushing, he discretely lifted a knee so she wouldn't see his bulge.

Although she hadn't, this subtle action got her attention. Prompting Ruby to turn down the volume on whatever they were watching and turn to him.

"Something wrong Jaune?" She asked, his nerves going up just from the sound of her cute and innocent voice. How had he never been so love stricken by her before? Not even Weiss got his heart pounding the way it is now.

"Uh, no... Just, I." He stammered, his drunken and nervous state made words almost impossible to be pronounced.

"Jaune?" She asked, quieter as she turned her body a bit to face him more. Getting so closer made his face feel red hot.

"S-sorry Ruby, I'm really trying... It's just-" He was quickly cut off by something soft and pleasant touching his lips. He still couldn't see all that well, figuring it was Ruby's small hands. Only to open his eyes and see Ruby's closed ones right in front of him, indicating that she just kissed him. He had no idea what the Hell she was doing, making him pull away to ask.

"Ruby? Wha-" He was cut off once again, this time Ruby advanced more and kept their lips locked. Anytime he tried pulling back, she just kept pushing forward and kissed him until Jaune was flat on his back on the bed. As soon as he was, she brought a leg over his waist and straddled him, her hands resting on his chest for support. Once they were out of breath did Ruby finally separate. Jaune couldn't complain at all even if he wanted to, but he was still confused.

"What is this Ruby?" He had no other way of phrasing it, hoping it wouldn't come off as annoyed.

"Yang always told me if I wanted something, I had to go out and get it myself. And... I want you Jaune." She admitted, her own blush appearing on her face as she looked away from him. It shocked Jaune, really. Just as he was thinking about seeing her in a particular way that was more than friends, she just confessed to him right then and there.

"I... I don't know what else to say but yes." It was true at least, he wanted this as much as she did perhaps. Ruby just smiled upon hearing this and leaned back down to kiss him again, this time he returned it and slowly wrapped his arms around her slender body. Ruby in turn brought her hands to cup his face, holding him still to maintain the kiss as she began grinding her hips against his.

As their passion heated, Jaune couldn't keep his hands from traveling further south, both of them resting on her ass and grabbing softly. She moaned into the kiss, making her move as her hands went down to the hem of his hoodie, tugging on it to give him the hint. Jaune caught onto this and slowly sat up, still kissing Ruby until they had to separate as he began lifting his hoodie past his head and throwing it onto the floor. Ruby blushed again, reveling the sight of his toned torso. She was quite surprised, considering he never did any athletics.

Regardless, Ruby figured fair was fair and decided to remove her top as well. Leaving her in the same black bra Jaune saw earlier, only now facing him this time. He only had to look down a bit and saw her petite cleavage, impressive for her age. Ruby saw him look at smiled, glad to see herself seen as attractive and not just some child everyone else treated her like. Which was one of the reasons she fell for him. She reached behind herself and undid the bra, quickly throwing it elsewhere and immediately felt Jaune's hands pawing at them. He squeezed and rubbed, his fingers occasionally brushing her nipples and making her squeal from the foreign feeling.

As inexperienced as they both were, they knew what they wanted and knew how to do it. Without a second thought, Jaune leaned down and brought his mouth to her left nipple and began sucking, his tongue flicking the sensitive nub while a free hand kneaded her other tit. Ruby mewled and moaned, finding it hard to remain quiet and still as she felt great pleasure she never felt before. She still found herself placing a hand on his head and keeping his attention on her chest.

Jaune treated both her breast with his mouth until her sensitive nubs were hardened and slick with saliva, an arousing sight but still just the beginning. He lifted Ruby off his lap and laid her next to him, making it much easier to start undoing his jeans and begin pulling them off. Ruby saw this and felt the need to replicate his actions, tugging off her pajama pants and panties much quicker than him.

What really caught her attention was the sight of his erect shaft, twitching with desire and sending mixed feelings of both excitement and anxiety. Curious, she reached out and grasped his dick with her hand, hearing a tight gasp leaving his mouth upon feeling her soft hand touch him. So it only felt right to touch her as well, his left hand reaching under hers to feel her wet pussy and slowly rub it. He obviously had no experience but had seen enough porn to know what to do. This caused Ruby to gasp and writhe about, never having been touched like this before made it somehow even pleasurable than her own hands. The more pleasure they felt from each other, the more they gave. A tighter and faster pump on his cock and a firmer hand rubbing the outside of her wet pussy only getting wetter.

"Jaune...? This won't, ngh! Be enough, w-will it?" She asked, her intent rather clear as her hand slowed a bit. Jaune understood and just nodded, giving her a deep yet brief kiss before pulling his hand from between her legs and using both hands to help her back on his lap. He sat up again, having an arm wrapped around her waist while his free hand held his cock upright to eventually enter Ruby. He looked up at her right before he did, his eyes giving her a look of patience. She found it sweet, waiting for permission even after what they were just doing. The kind of sweetness she fell for. She nodded, and with that she was lowered and completely impaled by her new lover's cock.

She was surprised to feel more pleasure than anything, expecting some pain as she heard the first time wasn't exactly pleasant for women. There was some discomfort as she had never had anything bigger than her own fingers inside herself, but still endured it. All for Jaune, for their newly established love. And he only kept filling her more and more, stretching her pussy as she accommodated his length. Jaune groaned as well, never having felt something so warm and wet tightly wrapped around his cock, inclining him to pull her in closer and lean closer to the crook of her neck. His hot breath made her shiver before she spoke.

"Keep going..." She muttered. He didn't need to be told twice. His grip on her tightened and he lifted her up once more, only to bounce her right back down and repeat the process until they were both groaning and moaning each other's names. Slap after slap their heated passion grew for each other, never having imagined this would happen tonight, let alone any other night.

With every descendence Jaune would thrust right back up to ante up the pleasure for them both, which was already skyrocketed enough as it was. Their love making seemed to be endless, they didn't know if it was due to their casual sensuality for each other that kept them focused on pleasure as well as the fact they they'd be together after tonight, or maybe Jaune's inebriated state gave him some extra stamina. He never thought he'd last this long for his first time.

He grew a bit tired of having his eyes shut, feeling there was no harm at looking at the girl he currently made love to. As he did, he was met with her typical cute face swapped with a euphoric expression, so dirty and adorable at once. So much so he was unable to resist lunging forward and capturing her lips for himself as he made out with her like his life depended on it. This prompted a surprised but relaxed reaction from the redhead teen, before melting into his loving embrace.

She practically went limp in his arms, making him pick up the pace and bounce her body on his shaft as he thrusted the best he could. All their love and infatuation poured through their lip lock as they held each other close. The great amount of pleasure and affection, it was almost too much for Jaune...

"R-Ruby, I have to pull out soon." He managed to slur out, feeling his cock throb more and more with anticipated release. Ruby pulled back just enough to look in his eyes and through panting, replied.

"It's okay Jaune, I'm safe. Yang doesn't know I stole some of her pills~" She said, giggling ever so cutely after she confessed. Jaune wasn't even going to ask, as long as he was free to cum inside it was all he needed to know. And so, he held her up right and bucked his hips wildly and as hard as he could, thrusting in and out with every second passed. His relentless pounding sent Ruby to high ecstasy she could hardly fathom. She could already feel the next orgasm (one of the many she already had from him) approaching, glad to join her new boyfriend in their simultaneous climax.

"Jaune~!"

"Ruby!"

With a loud call of each other's names, their bodies finished and reached the great end this was leading up to. Her formerly virgin snatch contracted and convulsed around his cock, which had finally erupted with torrents of hot cum embedded into her womb.

"Yes yes yes! Fill me up~! I love you Jaune!" She cried out, her vaginal walls milking Jaune for every drop desperately. He groaned, his hips rampantly bouncing to have the entirety of his dick implant itself inside her. His hard cock rapidly pumped more cum than he's ever released in his life. After a few seconds of the best orgasm they've both had in their young lives, the tensity and adrenaline in their bodies suddenly vanished and they slumped onto her bed.

She rest on his chest, unable to find any strength to move an inch while Jaune's cock slipped out of her freshly fucked cunt, warm semen seeping out her folds. All Jaune could remember was Ruby peppering his chest with tiny kisses before drifting off.


And that was it, the strangest and most perverse dream Jaune's ever had. It never compared to the mini sex dreams and fantasies he's had with Weiss on his mind, as this one felt as real as real life. Speaking of the real life, he probably should take something to cure this damn headache. Rubbing his eyes, his vision cleared and he scanned his apartment room to see what time his alarm clock told him.

Instead, all he found was a lamp on a nightstand he didn't recognize. Did Nora steal it again? He knew she was always last to wake up but she didn't even have an early morning schedule anymore. He tried getting up but felt a strange weight on him he didn't recognize. Looking down, he almost jumped from how startled he was. There was a naked Ruby Rose curled up by his side, so cute as she was sleeping.

Looking around, he noticed the red painted walls and various band posters he didn't put up. So last night was real...

He looked at the window, the blinds were closed but he could see no sunlight at all. It must've been early in the morning. Seeing no way out of this position or any reason to do so, he looked back at his friend Ruby. Or girlfriend rather, and wondered just what world of possibilities waited for them when they woke up later. For now, his only choice was to rest of this hangover.

He could feel the pain go away already with every second he cuddled with her.