disclaimer: we all know the drift - DX:HR is not mine. Eidos Montreal owns the franchise while DC comics are responsible for the mini-comic series

A/N: a missing, post-shower, scene from the 5th issue of DX:HR comic mini-series. Yes, the scene everyone had in mind, but no-one really wrote (as far as I know).

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By Your-biohazardous-friend

Katrina has a crafty tongue, just as flexible now as during their usual banters.

Adam is close. He can feel tingling of his muscles – a prelude to orgasm.

Suddenly the female agent stops, sits up and jokingly rubs her jaw pretending that she is massaging a numbness. She wets her lips with the tip of her tongue then winks at him.

He grabs her under her armpits, hands travel along her sides to hook up on her hips. Adam easily picks her up from the tiled flood. She giggles each time she feels prickling of his beard on her skin. Katrina still smells faintly of electricity and Chanel N°5.

The lovers' prostheses are clanking against the tiles. Adam's black hands grab her gray implants. Katrina's face is easy to read – she is enjoying herself.

"So good" she whispers "oh, bloody…"

At the back of Adam's head CASIE module beeps, the noise almost throws Jensen of his rhythm. A small exclamation mark appears at the brink of the agent's field of vision blinking annoyingly.

Jensen loves and hates the Social Enhancer - It helps him to read even the smallest flinch of his opponent and turn it to his advantage. However, at times, the device is simply irritating.

Adam masks his annoyance with a lustful kiss. Another note is added. Now there is a '2' next to the exclamation mark. The yellow, blinking glow turns red as he closes his eyes.

The steel gray augmentations lightly travel down his spine then squeeze his ass. Adam trembles. Katrina smiles at his reaction.

Beep – '3'. Beep, beep – '5'.

I know, damn it! Adam thinks, hoping the CASIE will give up suggesting. Don't teach a father how to make children, you damned GPS.

But the augmentation does not stop. New annotations are added to the list, suggesting that what the agent does, or does not, might not be good enough, proposing new scenarios and, what really embarrasses Jensen, additional materials in form of illustrations, audio and video files or even PowerPoint presentations.

"I never asked for this" the man mumbles under his breath watching as the number of suggestions grows.