Bad Faith: Good day folks, how's it hanging? This happens to be our (as in
me, Hikaru R. Kuduo and Solarwind Starfire) first collaboration fic, so
you'll forgive us if this story happens to be a little lame :)
Be warned that this is a yaoi fic, so for all you hetero-loving chaps, row
your boats far away from here.
This is the 1st time Solarwind and I are writing a yaoi fic, but Hikaru's
got lotsa experience in that field. Read her fics, she writes great RuHana
stories. Solarwind is more into games, and I'm just the one who spouts
angry stuff.
Okay, now that I'm done babbling, enjoy this story. The next chapters will be up soon, cross my wittle heart. Please R/R (Omae o koruso if you don't!) and have a nice day.
Disclaimers: If we owned them, I would've altered Goku's fashion sense a long time ago.
"I want everything on the menu!" exclaimed Goku, his golden eyes sparkling eagerly.
"Once you get fat, you won't be able to fight as efficiently as before," scoffed Gojyo. "Not that you're efficient at the moment anyway....." "Why you horny water monster....." "Baka zaru!"
"I don't think he'll get fat, Gojyo," said Hakkai, offering a small piece of chicken to Hakuryu. "He's growing, and he's active too. Right, Sanzo?"
The blond monk snorted in response.
"Why can't we eat inside? We're exposing ourselves to unneccessary heat out here!" complained Gojyo.
"Another word from you will be your last," threatened Sanzo.
Gojyo threw a death glare in Sanzo's direction. The latter ignored him.
"Your sake," the waiter placed Sanzo's sake bottle and glass on the table. "Anything to eat?"
Goku brightened up immediately. He pulled the poor waiter (somewhat roughly, we might add) and started pointing at all the food listed in the menu.
"Lilin-sama!" Yaone called frantically. "Lilin-sama!"
Lilin was running away from Yaone. The latter was chasing the shorter she-demon across the rooftops.
"Lilin-sama! You can't play with that pill!"
Lilin stuck out her tongue. "I got it, so it's mine! You can't have it back!"
"But Lilin-sama, it's very harmful!"
Coincidentally, the two were on the rooftop of the very same restaurant Sanzo's party were at. The party were too preoccupied bickering amongst themselves to notice either Yaone or Lilin.
Suddenly Lilin lost her footing. Her hands waving frantically to balance herself, that her grip on the pill loosened. The tiny white pill dropped - straight into Sanzo's glass!
And no, Sanzo did not realize it, for he was whacking one noisy monster and one water monster with his formidable paper fan. Hakkai, on the other hand, was trying to control the situation.
"Let's not fight here," he begged. "People are watching."
Sanzo sat back in his chair. "Childish idiots." He gulped his sake down.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Shien and Zeon were playing. Usually gods do not play Truth Or Dare, but there are times when moments of ennui cause them to do, shall we say, absurd things.
"Truth or Dare, Zeon?" asked Shien.
Zeon grinned. "Dare. I'm not a chicken - like some people."
Shien glared at him. Just because he had asked Zeon for Truth instead of Dare, Zeon had categorised him as a wimp.
Flashback
"Truth."
"Why? Too scared to choose Dare?" teased Zeon.
"No."
"Then why Truth?"
"Because the game is called Truth or Dare, that means that I get to pick one of them."
"Fine, if Truth is what you really want...OK, tell me the most humiliating fact about yourself, that nobody knows."
Shien knew that Zeon wasn't going to go easy on him. "Uh...can't you ask something else?"
"No." Zeon's nasty grin widened.
"Fine. I, uh, I wear pink underwear."
Zeon laughed. "No, you have to tell me something else."
"But that - "
"Everybody in Heaven knows that. In fact, I think I heard Goku boasting to Sanzo that he saw your bright pink underwear - complete with frills."
If Shien wasn't who he was, he would have died out of utter embarassment. *Memo to self: Kill Goku the next time I see him.*
"Come on, Shien. You can do better than that, I'm sure."
Shien decided he might as well continue the game. "I...I'm crazy for..."
Zeon kept silent, eyebrows raised inquiringly.
"For...Gojyo."
Zeon blinked once, then twice. "That yokai? Why?"
"Pink."
Needless to say, Zeon howled in laughter.
End of Flashback
"Give me all you've got, Shien," challenged Zeon.
Shien's lips curved into a mischievious smile. "Revenge will be sweet..."
Okay, now that I'm done babbling, enjoy this story. The next chapters will be up soon, cross my wittle heart. Please R/R (Omae o koruso if you don't!) and have a nice day.
Disclaimers: If we owned them, I would've altered Goku's fashion sense a long time ago.
"I want everything on the menu!" exclaimed Goku, his golden eyes sparkling eagerly.
"Once you get fat, you won't be able to fight as efficiently as before," scoffed Gojyo. "Not that you're efficient at the moment anyway....." "Why you horny water monster....." "Baka zaru!"
"I don't think he'll get fat, Gojyo," said Hakkai, offering a small piece of chicken to Hakuryu. "He's growing, and he's active too. Right, Sanzo?"
The blond monk snorted in response.
"Why can't we eat inside? We're exposing ourselves to unneccessary heat out here!" complained Gojyo.
"Another word from you will be your last," threatened Sanzo.
Gojyo threw a death glare in Sanzo's direction. The latter ignored him.
"Your sake," the waiter placed Sanzo's sake bottle and glass on the table. "Anything to eat?"
Goku brightened up immediately. He pulled the poor waiter (somewhat roughly, we might add) and started pointing at all the food listed in the menu.
"Lilin-sama!" Yaone called frantically. "Lilin-sama!"
Lilin was running away from Yaone. The latter was chasing the shorter she-demon across the rooftops.
"Lilin-sama! You can't play with that pill!"
Lilin stuck out her tongue. "I got it, so it's mine! You can't have it back!"
"But Lilin-sama, it's very harmful!"
Coincidentally, the two were on the rooftop of the very same restaurant Sanzo's party were at. The party were too preoccupied bickering amongst themselves to notice either Yaone or Lilin.
Suddenly Lilin lost her footing. Her hands waving frantically to balance herself, that her grip on the pill loosened. The tiny white pill dropped - straight into Sanzo's glass!
And no, Sanzo did not realize it, for he was whacking one noisy monster and one water monster with his formidable paper fan. Hakkai, on the other hand, was trying to control the situation.
"Let's not fight here," he begged. "People are watching."
Sanzo sat back in his chair. "Childish idiots." He gulped his sake down.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Shien and Zeon were playing. Usually gods do not play Truth Or Dare, but there are times when moments of ennui cause them to do, shall we say, absurd things.
"Truth or Dare, Zeon?" asked Shien.
Zeon grinned. "Dare. I'm not a chicken - like some people."
Shien glared at him. Just because he had asked Zeon for Truth instead of Dare, Zeon had categorised him as a wimp.
Flashback
"Truth."
"Why? Too scared to choose Dare?" teased Zeon.
"No."
"Then why Truth?"
"Because the game is called Truth or Dare, that means that I get to pick one of them."
"Fine, if Truth is what you really want...OK, tell me the most humiliating fact about yourself, that nobody knows."
Shien knew that Zeon wasn't going to go easy on him. "Uh...can't you ask something else?"
"No." Zeon's nasty grin widened.
"Fine. I, uh, I wear pink underwear."
Zeon laughed. "No, you have to tell me something else."
"But that - "
"Everybody in Heaven knows that. In fact, I think I heard Goku boasting to Sanzo that he saw your bright pink underwear - complete with frills."
If Shien wasn't who he was, he would have died out of utter embarassment. *Memo to self: Kill Goku the next time I see him.*
"Come on, Shien. You can do better than that, I'm sure."
Shien decided he might as well continue the game. "I...I'm crazy for..."
Zeon kept silent, eyebrows raised inquiringly.
"For...Gojyo."
Zeon blinked once, then twice. "That yokai? Why?"
"Pink."
Needless to say, Zeon howled in laughter.
End of Flashback
"Give me all you've got, Shien," challenged Zeon.
Shien's lips curved into a mischievious smile. "Revenge will be sweet..."