So I really really love these fics but I've read them all so I thought what the heck might as well make my own. Unlike my other stories it'll probably have varying gapes between updates and I will make other stories before I finish it. Cause lets face this'll be seriously long, I gotta go through 8 series'.

Tenth doctor and Rose...

They'd just left Scotland in 1879 having been knighted and banished by queen Victoria. They were having a good laugh about werewolves and wondering where to go next when the Tardis decided to chose for them.

"Doctor! What's going on." Rose cried as she was thrown to the floor. The Tardis whirled and clanged as it headed off to who knows where.

"What!" The doctor cried as he fiddled with the console. A large jerk threw both of them to the floor while the lights flickered and sparked. Then the Tardis began to settle signalling it's arrival...

Mickey and Martha...

They were just in their temporary office at the base in Hong Kong.

"Hey have you looked into that one yet." Martha pointed at a file on the screen. Mickey did something clever with his computer and the entire screen went black.

"What've you done." Martha asked, a little angrier than she'd intended.

"It wasn't me something's drained the power." He rambled some technical nonsense whilst stabbing keys. He was so focused on the computer he didn't notice the sparks coming out of the lights in the room. Martha did though.

"Um Mickey..."

"Hold on just a moment." He replied, without even taking his eyes off the screen.

"Mickey!" Martha cried, but it was to late. all the lights in the room exploded simultaneously...

Donna...

She'd been trying to get to the Tardis from the library when the teleport went haywire and sent her into darkness...

Jack...

Jack, Gwen and Ianto were investigating strange activity around the rift.

"These wavelengths are very distorted." Ianto said craning his neck away from the screen to look at the others.

"It doesn't appear dangerous at the minute but..." Gwen trailed off unsure of what to say. Jack opened his mouth to speak when a large bolt of lightning struck the hub. Everyone had to close their eyes in an effort not to be blinded. When Gwen and Ianto opened their eyes, Jack was gone...

Eleventh doctor, Amy and Rory...

"Where are we going." Amy asked as the doctor flicked a few more controls.

"Hopefully somewhere awesome." Was the distant reply as he was clearly in his own world where it was just him and his Tardis.

"Knowing him we'll probably end up in the rain, on some planet infested by mutant squirrels or something." Rory said. Amy honestly couldn't tell if he was joking or not, so she decided not to comment. They'd just got back from their little trip to Venice which had been a bit more than expected, what with all the vampires. Well, fish from space. She was then literally thrown out of her thoughts as the Tardis decided to swerve to the left.

"What's going on!" She yelled, gripping the railing as the Tardis continued to shake like a maraca.

"I don't know, she seems to be flying herself." The doctor said. He gripped the handle of the screen and tried to make sense of the words streaming across it.

"Think you can suggest she retakes her pilot test." Rory said sarcastically, which would have earned him a slap from Amy had she not been clinging on for dear life. After several more jerks and a couple of explosions the Tardis finally landed and began to calm down. All three of them attempt to regain their balance and stop the world from spinning. The doctor was first to discover his bearings and wonder where they are. He wasted no time in rushing to the door to check.

"Woah, woah, woah. What are you doing?" Rory said, having finally found his feet.

"Going to see where we've landed of course." The doctor replied, pointedly ignoring the fact that it had been a rhetorical question.

"But the Tardis just went totally haywire." Amy said.

"I know," The doctor replied.

"And flew herself through time and space, so we could be anywhere." She continued.

I know," The doctor said again, his grin widening.

"Anything could be out there." Rory stated.

"I know," The doctor whispered, his entire body clearly bursting with contained excitement. Amy finally caught on as her face started growing a smile of it's own. Without another thought, the doctor spun round and opened the door...

River...

River was just relaxing in her cell at storm cage when she noticed a strange blue light flickering on her bars. She soon realised it was a kind of blue electricity moving around her like lightning. She stood up and instinctively reached for her gun, even though she knew shooting probably wouldn't do much. Suddenly the entire cell lit up in bright blue light. When it died down, she was gone...

Twelfth doctor and Clara...

Clara was leaning against the Tardis console staring into space. Her mind was still stuck in the dalek they recently explored. The doctor was rambling at hyper speed, yet again, about some really incredible planets he wanted to show her. She thought it was so typical of him to experience something incredible and just move on like it had never happened. Suppose this is so normal for him it just isn't surprising anymore. Speaking of surprising, Clara got the shock of her life when the Tardis suddenly sparked and twisted sideways.

"What's going on?!" She screamed.

"I don't know, what you asking me for." The doctor said. She gave him a 'seriously' look that caused him to shrink down a bit.

"Make it stop!" She cried as she hit the wall.

"I'm trying." The doctor yelled, stabbing at the controls in an attempt to calm the Tardis. It seemed to work, as the Tardis finally settled down, indicating it had landed somewhere.

"Well this is strange." The doctor said checking the console.

"What is?" Clara asked, hopping over to join him.

"These readings," He said pointing at the screen, "according to this we aren't even in the universe anymore."

"Is that possible." Clara asked.

"I don't know." He replied, before dashing over to the door.

"Woah, hold up, what do you think you're doing?" Clara asked as she raced after him.

"Well I'm going to check to see where we are." The doctor said.

"Is that a good idea?" She asked.

"Well it's an idea, not sure if i'd go so far as to label it." The doctor rambled slightly.

"Doctor..." Clara whined knowing he was being reckless again.

"You're right, you're right. You better stay here." He said before opening the door and stepping out before she could say a word. Clara shifted from one foot to the other for a minute, clearly frustrated with him before groaning and giving in. She all but jumped out of the Tardis, having made the impulse action to leave when her eyes fell upon their location. It was a circular theatre with a bunch of sofas in a semi-circle around a large flatscreen TV. What really interested her though, was the other people in the room. Standing outside, what appeared to be, another Tardis was a tall skinny man in a pinstriped suit with sneakers. He had dark brown hair and eyes. Standing next to him was a girl of about 20 sporting a pink top and denim overalls; she had short blond hair and soft hazel eyes, that seemed to be scanning the room much like her own. Next to her was a very handsome man in a trench coat with a dizzy looking grin plastered on his face. Skimming her gaze to the left a bit she noticed a young woman with curly sand coloured hair in a grey dress. She seemed to be overlooking the room to, although a bit more thoroughly. A couple of people with dark skin and hair were just looking confused, their hands were clasped together. Perhaps their a couple, she thought. Another woman with dark ginger hair and dark eyes was angrily demanding answers to whatever was going on. It was then that she noticed yet another Tardis, protruding from this box was a red head with hazel eyes and nice legs, her head was thrown back in clear annoyance at whatever the brown haired male with a large nose standing next to her was saying. Her eyes moved to the man in front of them, then froze. No. It couldn't be. There right in front of her, was the doctor. The old doctor, the one she knew before he changed. Her current doctor, who had been watching her observe the room, followed her gaze to his previous regeneration. She started moving slowly towards him as if in a kind of trance.

"Clara." The twelfth doctor said, appearing in front of her.

"Sorry, yes." She said. snapping back to reality.

"Don't," He said, referring to his younger self. "Not until we know where we are and whats going on."

"Perhaps I can help."

Everyone whipped round to see where the voice was coming from. At that same moment a girl appeared in a flash of blue lightning. She was quite young, no more than 16, with curly chestnut hair and soft chocolate eyes. She was wearing a yellow strapless dress with a thick black belt and black bead necklace.

"Who are you? what's going on?" Rose asked.

"Glad you asked." The girl said, smiling. "I'm Crazyfanperson, but you may call me by my other name Scar."

"Scar?" Martha questioned.

"Short for Scarlet." The girl said quickly. Martha nodded, seemingly satisfied as Scar began pacing the room. "Now I've brought you all here because, well..." She trailed off looking for a reason. "Well mainly cause I thought it'd be fun." She said laughing.

"Oh well congrats for you, but we might like to know whats so fun about, well whatever this is." The twelfth doctor said.

"Oh, yes of course." Scar replied, taking in the looks she was getting from everyone. "How about you sit down and I'll explain." She said. Then she snapped her fingers causing everyone to disappear in blue lightning. They all reappeared on the sofas in the following layout:

1st sofa: tenth doctor, Rose, Martha, Mickey, Donna.

2nd sofa: eleventh doctor, Amy, Rory, River, Jack.

3rd sofa: twelfth doctor, Clara.

"All settled then." Scar giggled, appearing in front of them.

"Um I suppose..." Jack said.

"Well I could use a cup of tea maybe some jammy dodgers, does this sofa have any cool powers." The eleventh doctor started rambling. Amy grinned fondly at him while Rory just sighed. Clara seemed to be fighting back the urge to cry, she had missed him so much. Not that she didn't like the new doctor but she still liked the old him as well.

"Yeah, don't mind me asking but what species are you?" The tenth doctor asked.

"Human, funnily enough." Scar said.

"You can't be, humans can't control lightning or teleport." Martha said, in disbelief.

"Actually I'm from a parallel universe where humans can do all that stuff." Scar told them.

"Wow, I wanna visit that world." Jack said grinning.

"You're kind of in it now." Scar said. Everyone stared at here in disbelief. "You also might recognise some of the people in this room, whilst others will be complete strangers." Everyone agreed with that, people like Rose and Clara and Rory had no clue who most in the room were. Whereas others like River and the twelfth doctor knew just about everyone. "How about I introduce everyone, and don't worry about there being a paradox or anything. This room is paradox proof." Scar said. Everyone nodded and gestured for her to continue. She walked over to the 1st sofa and offered a hand to Rose. She took in hesitantly and stood up. "For those who don't know, this is Rose Tyler. She has been traveling with the doctor since his ninth regeneration." Scar announced. Several people, such as Martha and Donna, gasped. Others like the twelfth and eleventh doctor ran up and hugged her. She was surprised but returned the gesture non the less. Scar just laughed and said it would be clear when she introduced them. Rose nodded and returned to her seat. Scar then gestured for the tenth doctor to come up and join her. He dashed up beside her in a split second. 'fast as ever' Scar thought to herself before introducing him to the others. "This, as most of you should know, is the doctor." She said

"No he can't be the doctor..." Amy started to say but Scar cut her off.

"Yeah, I know this is him in his tenth regeneration, so from now on let's just call you 10 yeah." Scar said to him. He looked at her questioningly before she shot him a look that clearly read 'all will be clear if you wait'. So he sat down quietly. Meanwhile the eleventh doctor was explaining to Amy and Rory about the regeneration cycle. Next to be introduced was Martha. "This is Martha Smith, formally Martha Jones. She traveled with the doctor after Rose left (Rose and 10 gasped at that, and 10 grabbed Rose's hand) until she joined UNIT along with her husband Mickey Smith." Scar gestured to Mickey and he got up to join her.

"Hold on I thought Mickey was Rose's boyfriend." Jack said. 'oh that's right I got him from before the dalek invasion' Scar thought.

"Yes he was in the past. But after traveling with the doctor for a bit and having a mutual break up with Rose. He later met the doctor again, as well as meeting Martha, and the two hit it off pretty well." Scar explained. Rose was still trying to work out why she would ever leave the doctor while Martha and Mickey sat back down, happy with Scar's description. "Next we have miss Donna Noble." Scar said pointing at Donna, who got up and waved nervously at everyone. "She traveled with the doctor after Martha left." Scar explain.

"Is that it." Donna asked, annoyed that she only got a short description.

"Well I can't say to much it'd spoil the whole thing." Scar said simply before moving on to the next sofa. "Our next group member is also the doctor." She said as the eleventh doctor got up and reached above his head.

"Oh dear," He said.

"What is it." Amy asked.

"I was just gonna tip my hat, I don't have a hat, I should get a hat." He said. Clara laughed remembering the doctor and his fez. She abruptly stopped as she noticed the stares she was getting. The eleventh doctor opened his mouth to speak but River, who was starting to get it, got there first.

"Spoilers," She said.

"Thanks for that. For those who don't know, this is the doctor in his eleventh regeneration, so we'll just call you 11 ok?" Scar asked to him.

"Yeah, sure, works for me." He said.

"Wow that's really going to be you someday?" Rose asked 10.

"Seems so." He replied, still staring at his future self. He seemed much more childish.

"Now," Scar said, shifting the attention back on her, as 11 sat back down. "Our next guests are Amy "Amelia" Pond and Rory Williams." She pointed to Amy and Rory who waved to everyone. "Amy traveled with the doctor for a bit and then not long after Rory joined them." She said. Everyone nodded, and waved respectfully at the couple. "Then there is Dr River Song, a woman of mystery who also happens to be 11's wife." Everyone gasped at that, bar 11, River, Amy, Clara and the twelfth doctor.

"Ooo doctor..." Jack said giving both 10 and 11 a cheeky grin. 10, along with everyone on his sofa, was just staring open mouthed.

"Spoilers." River said again.

"Is that you catch phrase?" Jack asked.

"Yes," She said, flirtatiously. Jack raised his eyebrows at that. Everyone could pretty much guess what was going through his mind.

"Ah yes." Scar said, addressing Jack. "And now we have, Cpt. Jack Harkness. Former time agent, turned time traveler, who now works for Torchwood. I might add he is a very valuable member also." Jack stood up and made a big show of introducing himself. Naturally Donna completely swooned over him, whereas Clara was a bit weary and Rory was very territorial over his interactions with Amy.

"Next," Scar said, continuing with her intros. "We have the final doctor in the room, I believe you're regeneration number 12." It was more a statement than a question but the doctor still confirmed it.

"Oh no, you can't be me." 11 said, looking horrified.

"Well no good point. Cause I'm a new regeneration, so I'm a bit different." 12 said. 'I'll say' Clara was thinking. She loved both her doctors but they seemed almost polar opposites.

"Wow I hope I get to meet you though." Amy laughed shaking hands with him, clearly pleased by the new doctor's Scottish accent.

"No but he's old, I can't be old." 11 said. River hit him upside the head, eliciting a yelp from him.

"Hey," 10 called, defending himself. He also agreed with 11, there was no way he could look old. It was bad enough just being it. 12 didn't seem to care, he slumped back down in his seat wearing his normal scowl. Scar merely rolled her eyes and turned to Clara.

"And finally miss Clara Oswald. Otherwise known as the impossible girl." Clara brightened at hearing her old nickname. She stood up and said hello to everyone.

"So whats so impossible about you." 10 asked.

"Spoilers," 12 replied, flashing River a quick smile.

"Clara has been traveling with the doctor since he was still in his 11th form and just after Amy and Rory left." Scar continued, gesturing for Clara to sit down. 11 decided he liked this Clara and couldn't wait to travel with her. Then it hit him. Amy and Rory left? He looked over at the couple next to him, as usual Amy was rolling her eyes and weighing up whether to slap or kiss her stupid fiancé while he babbled on about stuff. He didn't want to lose them, the Ponds.

Meanwhile a totally oblivious Scar was determined to get things going.

"Well time to find out why I've called you here." She announced. Everyone immediately gave her their full attention. "In my world you aren't real." She started.

"Well, theres a surprise." 12 said sarcastically.

"In my world." She continued, pointedly ignoring his remark. "You are all part of a TV show named Doctor Who." A lot of eyebrows raised and eyes widened at that, but nobody said anything. "I've decided it would be good if you got to see your show. So here you go." She said, before snapping her fingers and disappearing in a blue flash. Everyone gasped and retracted. There was a few seconds of silence as everyone calmed down. Some were considering doing something when the big TV in front of them lit up...