"Video Game Royal Rumble"

Rated T for mild language and violence

Disclaimer: I do not own anything (especially the characters themselves) associated with Nintendo, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, Capcom, SNK, Marvel, DC, Rockstar, Activision, etc.

P.S.: I also like to thank TheExtremeBrony for inspiring me to do this idea.


Chapter 1: The Pre-show Interviews


Legendary WWE backstage interviewer/hall-of-famer "Mean" Gene Okerlund and current WWE backstage interviewer/commentator Byron Saxton were both shown on the interview area and locker room interviewing some of the 50 contestants that were competing in this once in a lifetime event.

Mario's Interview

Byron Saxton was in the interview area, standing next to Nintendo fan-favorite and plumber Mario.

Byron Saxton: Mario, you seem to be prepared to fight off in this first ever Video Game Royal Rumble. Got any gameplan going into this?

Mario: I am a-feeling pumped, Byron Saxton! I've fought a-through the mighty Bowser thousands of times, and I know one thing, Mr. Byron Saxton! Pure speed and agility! Which I plan to use to my ability! I don't know which number I will a-get, but mark my words, I'm gonna come out on top! YAH-HAAAAAAA!

Sonic The Hedgehog's Interview

"Mean" Gene stood right before Sonic The Hedgehog in the interview area.

Mean Gene Okerlund: Sonic The Hedgehog, you have a chance to win million dollars at the first ever Video Game Royal Rumble. What are your thoughts.

Sonic The Hedgehog: What kind of thoughts are ya talking about? The thoughts of me claiming victory against all 39 entrants? Yeah, I guess you could say I'm thinking of victory. I don't know who else is gonna be in the Rumble, but whoever they are, I'll knock them down like a couple of dominoes! Because Sonic's my name and speed is my game, hombre!

Kyo Kusanagi's Interview

Byron Saxton was with "King of Fighters" superstar Kyo Kusanagi down at the locker room. Kyo started playing around with the flames on his fingers in addition, smirking in surprise.

Byron Saxton: Kyo, you don't seem too thrilled about being in this Rumble. Why is that.

Kyo Kusanagi: *smirks* Yeah, you seem to think I'm less thrilled to be here with a bunch of 39 other people. But to me, I couldn't be more proud to be in the ring with them. With the spirit of my clan channeling me through this thing, I can finish every one of them in just a minute or two. It won't take that long in my opinion. Now if ya excuse me, I gotta train.

Tommy Vercetti's Interview

"Mean" Gene Okerlund was down at the interview area, standing right beside Grand Theft Auto Vice City character, Tommy Vercetti.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Tommy Vercetti, any thoughts of going into this Video Game Royal Rumble?

Tommy Vercetti: *feeling confused* Yeah, I got something to say, chrome dome. Who the f*** even invited me? I heard from my friend Lance that there was a stripper's convention in town, and so far, I'm at a f***ing male strip club full of guys in their motherf***in speedos! There's no way I'm gonna be trapped in some s****y gay orgy! I don't know what I'm supposed to do, and frankly, I don't give a flying f**k. Just tell me what to do so I can do it and get the f*** out of here, that's all.

Phoenix Wright's Interview

Byron Saxton was outside of the locker room where Ace Attorney, Phoenix Wright, was standing.

Byron Saxton: Phoenix Wright, this is the moment of truth. Where do you stand in this Royal Rumble.

Phoenix Wright: Well, Byron, I've got a lot on the line so far. This is unlike every battle I've ever faced in the courtroom. Except this battle won't be taken place inside of a stuffy courtroom. Instead, this place is taking place inside a wrestling ring with every competitor gunning after me. This isn't gonna be easy, that's for sure. I won't even know if I'll survive all the way to the end, but if I do, it'll be the greatest victory for me. I'm willing to do what it takes to go far, count on that.

Byron Saxton: Thank you for your time, Mr. Wright.


Oh boy, is this gonna be fun to do!

If you think "Sitcom Royal Rumble" was interesting, you haven't seen what I'm capable of with the "Video Game Royal Rumble"! That's right! All 50 video game characters from the past, present and future will compete in this once-in-a-lifetime extravaganza! So far, we have already confirmed that these people will be in this match (ones that are also shown on the book cover):

Mario, Sonic The Hedgehog, Kyo Kusanagi, Tommy Vercetti, Phoenix Wright, Link, Little Mac, Cloud Strife, Liu Kang, Fox McCloud, Kratos and Master Chief.

So, which of you fans also want to see in this Royal Rumble match? Let me know by review! By the way, don't get your hopes up if your guy doesn't get chosen. But you'll just have to find out until then.

Oh, and feedbacks are welcome, because next chapter, The first-ever Video Game Royal Rumble begins!