First, a shout out to Hetaliafan98, her story 'Ask the hosts' caused this idea to pop into my head! And now...

Another Ouran short story from the mind of Amethystfairy1!

*Amethyst's inner mind theater.* (Tamaki: Your ripping me off!)

3...2...1...please enjoy.

Tamaki was walking down the street on his way to the club room for a meeting. As he headed down the sidewalk, a car went by and a piece of paper was tossed out the window, rolling along of the opposite side, and it quickly caught his eye.

Litterbugs...he thought angrily.

"The planet it like a gorgeous young lady! You should never smudge the beautiful make-up on her delicate face, or pollute her wondrous smile! If you wish to taint mother natures beauty, you'll have to deal with me first! I shall be earth's defender!" Tamaki exclaimed dramatically, waving his arms around and performing all sorts of rather impressive dance moves, ending with one finger pointing into the sky.

Clearly, no one was around to hear his speech, so he proceeded to begin crossing the street to pick up the paper. Only for a large truck to come screeching down the street with the blare of a horn.

Tamaki let out a terrified scream and threw himself back onto the side walk as the truck veered by, the driver yelling.

"MORON!"

Out the window.

"Moron...?"

Tamaki would have moped in the corner, only trouble was he was on the sidewalk instead of in a room, so there was no corner to speak of.

On his second brave attempt at the paper, another car came by, blocking him. Than another, and another, until there was suddenly insane two way traffic separating Tamaki from his goal.

"Where did all of these cars come from!?" He demanded furiously as he hopped up and down on the side of the road, waving his bag around.

Finally, there was a break in the flow of cars and Tamaki practically sprinted across the pavement, at last making it to the other side.

"HA HA!" He shouted, turning and pointed at the cars on the street.

"YOU WILL NOT THWART ME!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Weirdo!" A little girl cried out the back window of a sleek car with heavily tinted windows that came trundling by.

Tamaki was again faced with the problem of having no corner to mope in, so he settled with a very dramatic collapse to the ground.

As he lay there the piece of paper rolled over and bumped into him.

He picked it up and unrolled it, took one look at the brightly colored page, and a wide grin spread across his face.

A second later he took off down the street whooping and shouting.

The little girl watched her through the back of the car.

"He's stupid, isn't he, big brother?" The little blonde asked.

Nekozawa smiled as Belzenef rubbed his tiny paws together.

"Don't worry, little sister, I'll curse his club next weekend when I get my shipment of black powder." He said ominously.

The little girl laughed along with the strange puppet.

"That'll be funny!"

"Oh, it certainly will...MWA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Tamaki barged into Music Room #3 waving a flyer he'd found on the street.

"EVERYONE I HAVE GREAT NEWS!" He screamed.

The twin's were playing a video game together on the couch, Honey was devouring cake, Mori was sitting next to him sipping a cup of tea, Haruhi was at the table with them studying, and Kyoya was in an armchair a little ways away typing on his laptop.

No one even looked up at the president as he entered.

"HELLO!" He howled.

Kaoru glanced up at the exact same time as Hikaru and both of them sighed.

"What is it, boss?" They asked in perfect unison.

"Everyone, listen up, we're all gonna have some fun today!" He shouted happily.

"I just remembered my father wants to see me and Takashi in the dojo."
"My father is expecting me to finish a handwritten copy of the report he gave me, I must get started."

"I have a math test next week and should get to the library to study."

"Our Mom wants our opinions on her latest fashion line, we better head home soon or she'll be mad."

In an instant all of the members of the club were heading for the doors.

"Oh, no you don't!" Tamaki jumped in front of them and blocked the door.

He pointed to Honey,

"Your Father is at a judo tournament, Honey-senpai!"
He cried, Honey looked on with his flowers wilting momentarily, before springing back along with his enthusiastic reply

"Yeah, your right, sorry Tama-chan, whats the thing you found!?"

"Yeah, sorry." Mori followed up.

"Kyoya! You already wrote out that report!"
"Unfortunately, you are correct. What foolishness have you gotten us into this time?"
"Haruhi, your classes math test is next week, and today is Monday! You have plenty of time to study."

"Yeah, that doesn't mean I wanna do whatever the heck it is you wanna do."

"And you two!" He turned his accusing finger on the twins.

"Your mother in is Paris at a famous catwalk, it's all over the news!"

"Guess we shoulda thought of a better excuse, oh well." The twins murmured with identical looks and shrugs of their shoulders.

"Well, then, boss, you got our attention, what do you want to do?" Hikaru asked.

"Look at this!" He held out the flyer and everyone crowded around to read it.

FUNZONE was spelled across the top in huge brightly colored letters, the rest of the page was taken over by pictures of grinning people jumping around on trampolines and in bounce houses, or diving into large bins of foam cubes. At the bottom it read...

"Indoor trampoline park?" Honey asked curiously.

"Tamaki, that seems quite childish, and quite dangerous, especially with these two around." Kyoya said, gesturing to the twins.

"Hey, what did we do?" They asked innocently.

"Let's all think back on the jungle wave pool incident, in which Honey-senpai was almost drowned and we were all almost eaten by alligators."

"That was the bosses fault, not ours!" The twins cried indignantly.

"What got him running around like even more of a fool than usual?" Kyoya asked whilst pushing his glasses farther up the bridge of his nose.

"All right, you got us." Hikaru and Kaoru mumbled, everyone ignoring Tamaki flipping out over what 'more of a fool that usual' was supposed to mean.

"Well, I guess I can go, I've been to one of things before, a friend of mine had a birthday party there in middle school, and it was pretty fun." Haruhi admitted.

"HARUHI YOUR JUST THE BEST AREN'T YOU MY LITTLE GIRL?!"

Tamaki exclaimed in a cooing voice, seizing Haruhi from behind and starting up one of his whirlybird hug.

"H-H-HE-E-L-LL-P!" Haruhi wailed, flailing her arms around as the twins appeared suddenly to either side, and each one seized one of her arms.

"One...Two...Three!" They yelled, yanking Haruhi out of Tamaki's overly passionate embrace.

"Haruhi! C'mere little one and let me give you a great big hug!" Tamaki exclaimed, reaching out for the female host.

Haruhi rolled her eyes and promptly turned her back on the elder host.

"What do you guys think?" She asked as Tamaki went and moped in the corner.

"It sounds like a good time to me..." Hikaru began.

"So we'll come!" Kaoru finished for him.

"I'll come Tama-chan, sounds like fun!" Honey exclaimed happily.

"I assume that means you'll come to, Mori-senpai?" Kyoya asked, his eyes not leaving his black book, which he'd pulled from out of nowhere.

"Yeah." Mori said simply.

"Great! So, Kyoya, what do you say?" Tamaki asked happily as the rest of the club fanned out behind him in their usual alluring poses.

Kyoya let out a small exhaled breath, "I suppose I must." He said slowly.

"Hooray!" The twins cheered, they were shoulder to shoulder and waving their free arms in the air.

"Whoopee." Haruhi sighed.

"YAY!" Honey exclaimed as Mori scooped him up and placed him onto his shoulders.

The twins skipped out behind them, still cheering, Haruhi walked out behind them and Kyoya followed, Tamaki slammed the door behind all of them and pointed off down the hallway.

"To the Funzone!" He yelled.

They all piled into Tamaki's family limousine.

"So, boss, what exactly are we supposed to do at this Funzone place?"

Tamaki took a breath, than let it out, "Umm, we jump around, right?" He asked slowly.

Everyone groaned, "Yes, we figured that much out." Haruhi grumbled.

"Well, there are bouncy houses, foam pits, and a huge room with walls and floors of trampolines." She continued to explain.

"Sounds like fun, Haru-chan!" Honey said happily.

Hikaru and Kaoru got identical evil glints in their eyes.

"Guys...I can see the mischievousness in your eyes just by glancing at you."

Haruhi said pointedly.

The twins both put their heads together, held hands, and grinned evilly.

"Why, what do you mean by that, Haruhi? We would never do anything mischievous at all..."

Haruhi sighed, "Yeah...right."

With that, the Ouran Host club continued down the street, heading for the large Funzone awaiting them.

So what do you think? Excited for the other half of this story? Please let me know and review, review, review! Thanks for reading!