Natsu is as dense as a rock and Lucy has had enough of it. She's done with waiting- she's taking the reigns herself!

Good or Bad?

Finally.

Lucy was ecstatic. Happy had gone on a week trip to visit his parents and the other exceeds. She had enough money for rent after their last job. And thankfully she had convinced Erza to give the team a break- so nobody would be barging in her apartment for a team meeting tonight or tomorrow morning.

And the best part, Natsu was begging to stay over because he didn't want to be alone. Perfect.

Everything had gone as planned, and now Lucy was going to take care of her little problem.

That is to say, her problem was being sexually frustrated with the dense moron named Natsu.

She had been leading him on for months- no probably years. Ever since she freaking met the guy! And did he pick up any clues? Absolutely not. She hinted that she wanted their friendship to be something more. Hell she'd gotten so desperate she didn't even care if they didn't have a real relationship- she just wanted him to touch her. She could deal with the heartbreak of just being friends with benefits if she had to.

She was smoking hot dammit! Half the guys in Fiore would love to bang her but she had to fall for the idiot that didn't understand relationships past a platonic scale! She was sick and tired of Loke volunteering to help her with her sexual frustration. Stupid playboy. She got insanely hurt and angry when guys would make a pass at her on the streets and Natsu would just stand there. He didn't get jealous nor did he defend her unless they got violent or something.

She might have let it go if there was another woman, which she suspected at first when Lisanna came back. But after months of her return it was clear Natsu didn't hold feelings past a friendship for Lisanna. Lucy was relieved, but at the same time peeved. Did he seriously not feel attraction at all? Did he not understand that Fairy Tail was bursting with the finest woman? What the hell! Did his penis not work or something!? She was going to figure this out!

"Oi Natsu." She snapped from her desk chair at him as he lounged on her bed.

"What's up Luce?" Damn him using such an endearing nickname for her.

"Are you gay?"

Natsu fell out of the bed. He gasped and turned to stare at her with wide eyes. "What the hell Lucy?! NO!"

She hadn't really thought so. She shrugged. Might as well rile him up. "Well I've just noticed you don't date girls. You hardly look at them. I mean I've been your best friend for years and I've never seen you attracted to anyone. You've never made a move on me or any other girls at Fairy Tail."

He glared at her from the floor. "So you just thought I was gay?!"

She nodded. "Seemed like a logical conclusion to me. I mean you're always fighting with Gray about something- maybe you have a little crush. Or what about Sting from Sabertooth? He seemed a bit obsessed with you. Although he seemed close to Rogue- maybe they're more than friends?"

Natsu gagged from the floor. "Lucy stop please. Mavis, I'm going to be sick. That's disgusting."

Lucy smirked. "Maybe you're just covering it up! It's okay to be gay, you know?" Well not you. I want you. Someone else can't have you- guy or girl.

"Mavis, Lucy. No! I said no! Why are we discussing my sexuality here?"

Lucy sighed and turned her chair towards him. She pouted down at him. "Because we're best friends! I should know everything about you!"

Natsu looked away from her pleading eyes. "Well you do. What more is there to know about me?"

Lucy grinned widely. A lot more. Like every hard ridge of your body and every crevice in your skin. What's your reaction if I touch you the way I want to? What do your eyes look like during sex? What would you say, if anything at all? Which position would feel the best to you? Do you get rough? I want to know your reactions and responses, I want to know all the causes and effects.

She was way past the point of a pervert. She was a sexual predator now.

"There's tons more to know. Hey can we play a game?" Natsu perked up at the word game.

"Hell yeah! That's better than talking about this stuff!"

Lucy snickered. Would he be saying that when she was through with him? You're all mine Natsu Dragneel...

"Okay, okay! This is a new game I made up. Go lay on the bed and listen to what I say! It'll be fun. I promise you'll enjoy yourself."

Natsu gave her a questioning glance but crawled back into her bed. He propped his hands behind his head and watched her as she walked around pulling things out of drawers. He only ever spoke when she started tying his feet to the bed post.

"Uh Luce? What are you doing?"

"Don't worry about it! It's part of the game. Just hold still."

Lucy finished tying his limbs to the bed posts. Hmm maybe she should have undressed him first. Nah that would have been too many questions from him. At least he's wearing his vest and baggy pants. She'll just have to make due with it!

Lucy sat down next to him and smiled down at his confused face.

"If you plan on tickling me then you better watch out! I'll burn out of these ropes and retaliate!"

Lucy giggled behind her hand and winked at him. "Nope! But that's a good idea. Maybe another time when I have flame resistant bindings."

Natsu grimaced at the fact that he gave her such an idea. "So... what are we playing?"

"It's called 'Good or Bad?' and basically I'll do something and you have to tell me if it feels good or if it feels bad."

Natsu tilted his head at this. "Sounds like torture. How is this a game?"

Lucy smiled sweetly. "Oh it will be. But if you get through it you get a prize at the end!"

"Woohoo! I love prizes! What is it? Will you cook me dinner?"

Lucy laughed again. "Maybe. But you'll have to wait and see!"

"Alright! I'm all fired up! Let's start! This is a weird game but I'll win. I'm gonna beat you Lucy!"

"Oh and one more thing. You'll be blindfolded as well. That way you don't see what I'm doing, you just feel it!"

Natsu frowned but nodded his consent. Lucy smiled in victory and securely tied a black cloth around his head to cover his eyes.

"Okay Natsu! I'm going to start now. You tell me if it's good or bad."

She started slowly, not wanting to scare him off just yet. She let her hand rest against his, lining up their fingers. Then she slowly dragged her fingers down, barely skimming over his skin.

"Hehe that tickles."

Lucy smiled and continued. She traced the lines in his hand carefully, then finally intertwined their fingers together. "Good or bad?"

"This is good. It feels...nice."

She trailed down his arm lightly, just grazing his skin. She let her nails scrape against his skin, but not enough to leave marks. Natsu sighed beneath her.

"Still good."

Lucy continued to trail her hand up and down his bare arm. She let her hand pass over the flap of his vest and onto his chest. She gave his torso the same treatment. She lightly touched his skin, loving the sight of his muscles rippling underneath her fingers.

"Good or bad?"

"G-good..." Natsu breathed.

Lucy added her other hand, tracing his toned muscles. Suddenly she dug her nails into his skin and roughly scratched down his chest, leaving red angry marks in her wake.

"Ow! Bad!"

Then Lucy soothed her hands over the marks and lifted her hands up to his hair. She petted him like Happy. Stroking his soft locks earned her a smile from Natsu.

"You do this all the time. Especially on trains. It's really good."

Lucy let her fingers massage his scalp all over as he sighed in content. Then she grabbed two handfuls and tugged hard.

He yelped. "Bad!"

Lucy hummed and then let her hands trace his facial features. She let one finger trail across his hairline, then down his jawline, pausing at his chin to travel down his throat.

"This is... uh.. good..."

She trailed back up and grazed his lips- so soft. She let her hands cup his cheeks. How cute, his face was all red. She tilted her head down and slanted her mouth over his. She softly brushed his lips, pressing hers down for a moment before backing away to see his reaction.

"Did you just-?"

"Good or bad, Natsu?"

"U-um. Good I think."

Lucy settled for that answer and attacked again. This time she molded her lips to his, moving them together. He still wasn't reciprocating, but that was okay. She parted her lips and captured his lower lip with hers. She gently sucked for a moment before nibbling her teeth on his lip and then dragging it through her teeth as she pulled away.

"Good or bad?"

"G-good."

She bent down again. She was delighted that he started to move his lips with hers. Before it could get too heated she bit down on his lower lip hard. He yelled out in shock.

His breathing was ragged when he spoke. "I-I think that was bad."

Lucy knelt back down and paused a fraction from his lips. She let her breath fan across his face, his lips parted in anticipation. She smirked and then stuck out her tongue, slowly tracing his lower lip. He gasped in surprise. She pulled back just a bit so that he could talk, although his answer was more like a groan.

"...good.."

She kissed him again. This time she forced his lips open and crammed her tongue inside. She explored his hot mouth, it tasted uniquely of him- sort of like smoke and pine and cinnamon. She couldn't help her lips tilting up into a smile when he groaned deeply. She pulled away for air, both of them were panting now.

"Luce... what are you doing to me?"

"Shh... good or bad Natsu?"

"It- it's good but-"

Lucy cut him off with another kiss. This time his tongue glided with hers, snaking in and out of her mouth until saliva dripped down both of their chins. Lucy noticed he was tugging at the rope tying him so she pulled away. She smiled happily when he whined at the loss.

"No breaking free or the game ends and you won't get your prize."

He immediately stopped pulling the ropes. She brought her face down to his again, but this time she kissed his jawline, nibbled his ear, and then began kissing down his throat. He made some kind of gurgled noise in his throat. She roughly sucked his skin, leaving a dark bruise as she released him with a pop. His chest was heaving up and down.

"Good... or bad?"

"It hurt... but it wasn't bad per se..."

"Good or bad Natsu? Did you enjoy it or not?"

"I-I liked it. It was good."

Lucy smiled coyly. Now he was getting the hang of it. Pain and pleasure were pretty similar after all.