*cough* So... I made a new story.

DON'T STONE ME! I STILL HAVE STORIES TO FINISH! lol. I have a couple more on the reserve as well... Please read this story! Reviews would be nice as well! This story may just get chapters in a little faster since I came up with the entire plot yesterday...at 1 am...after reading some cross overs... Lol. And hey, tell me if you're interested in this story, that way I have more muse to finish up! Already finished chapter 2 and on 3, but I still have my other fics to work with. Please be patient. XD also, it doesn't hurt to check out my other fics! I'd really appreciate if ya'll gave them some loving! Hahah.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama or Bleach. If I did, Gintama probably wouldn't be as epically hilarious and cool, and Bleach's characters wouldn't be as stylish and hot. XD thank goodness. Hahahah.

P.S. This chapter is a bit short, but they'll get longer. :)

P.P.S. Lines that are italicized are usually inner monologues. I tried to make this all in first person.

Rated M for bad language and explicit scenes. No pairings, no romance. Just plain comedy, sexual innuendos, and high end action! (Though we haven't quite gotten there yet)

Chapter 1:

Who the Hell Are You?!

It was almost like any other day for me.

Well, that's true if you count the fact that I'm constantly surrounded by idiots, openly sadistic or masochistic individuals, and just plain out of this world experiences, PLUS aliens that come and go to Earth like it was a trip downtown and back.

Yep. That's my type of normal day. The only difference though, was that today I saw someone. Someone I never would've thought to show his face to me- that bastard. He's the one who got me into this situation. He walked passed the corner of the street just in front of me before giving me that damn slanted eye look. Stupid fox face, causing me all kinds of trouble. His ear shit eating grin should've been enough incentive for me to book it, but I was too curious.

How did he even get here?!

Wasn't he dead?!

Wait...he might not even be him.

I looked at him with a (failed) poker face.

"Oi, creepster. Who the hell are you? I haven't seen you around here before."

He tilted his head as I contemplating something before replying. "Isn't it polite to introduce yourself before asking what my name is?"

"Meh, whatever. Name's Gintoki. I'm the Boss of Yorozuya, the best Jack-of-all trades ever~! Bwuahaha~!" I had to establish my rank. If he really is who I think he is, then I don't wanna die labeled as 'rubbish'.

"Well~ Gintoki san..." He started, grin splitting impossibly wider. "My name happens to be Gin as well~ and you are the perfect substitute." He lunged.

I was completely and totally prepared! I just let him knock me out. No, no. I didn't give him the opening because I was too excited to meet someone from Bleach inside of Gintama. Of course I was thinking about why the heck he was even there! Maybe. Either way, I got knocked out. I don't remember much after that. Just sweet bliss and enveloping darkness.