An odd group of friends.
Alright, I decided to try and make a fan fiction about a group of friends I made!
Featuring
Canada-Matthew Williams
Austria-Roderich Edelstein
Belarus-Natalia Arlovskaya
Romano- Lovino Vargas
Romania-Vladimir Antonescu
Ukraine-Katyusha Braginskaya
Iceland- Emil Steillson
South Korea- Im Yong Soo
Seychelles- Veronique Sullivan( both names are common in Seychelles)
Monaco-Monique Bonnefoy
Poland- Feliks Lucasiewicz( I don't know if I spelt it right)
I hope you like this group of friends! In case if you're wondering, there will be pairings in this story! I picked them out, though. Enjoy! Also, expect a lot of OOC-ness in the story.
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
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Chapter 1:Pulling a Ukraine
It was a normal day at the world meeting. It was in Ottawa, Canada this time. Germany was in the middle of talking when-
"THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!" By now the rest of the countries were groaning and moaning and shaking their heads. They did not want the American here. As usual, America was 35 minutes late with his usual 3 or 4 double cheese burger with an insanely large amount of soda.
"You git! You should prioritize your work more than food! Seriously, It's really annoying to be in the middle of talking when you show up!"
"Wha' wa' hat?" By now everyone had face palmed.
"Alright," Germany coughed awkwardly before continuing. "As I was saying-"
"You know what we should do to stop global warming?" America stated. "We should just get Japan to build a giant wall around the places affected the most!" And America droned on and on about Heroes and such. It was during this time France and England got into a fight.
"Would any of you want to sample a Chinese tasty treat?" China offered. Unfortunately, no one could get any as France and England made a temporary truce and both smashed the platter of treats to the ground, stating it will just get them hungry again. China just stood there, agape, and sat down, planning The two idiots' demise.
Eventually by now Germany had enough and screamed that the meeting was over. By this time many had massive headaches, a few bruises here and there.
"Hey Mattie, wanna go to-"
"I'm sorry Al, but I'm gonna hang with my friends." Alfred was shocked. "Dude, since when did you have-"
"Matthieu!" A French accented voice called. Both twins turned around and saw Monaco, standing tall, prim and proper, similar to a certain violet eyed Austrian. "We're all here. And America, he has had true friends since forever," she stated bluntly. "Come along Matthieu."
America stood there, mouth open. He didn't even notice a fly go into his open mouth.
"Hello, Matthew," greeted Roderich. "Ready for our picnic?" Canada nodded.
"Before we go, let's do a head count, eh? Alright there's me, you, and Monique. Veronique?"
"Here!" Chirped Seychelles.
"Feliks?"
"Like, totally here!"
Canada droned on and on until everyone was accounted for except for-
"ROMANO'S BREASTS BELONG TO ME, DA~ZE!" Exclaimed Im Yong Soo.
"Now Everyone's here."
"GROPING BASTARD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" Yelled Romano.
"Everyone's breasts will belong to me," chortled Korea. Some nations glared(Monaco, Belarus and Austria), some blushed deeply(Ukraine, Poland, Iceland and Seychelles). Romano, Canada, Romania inched away a bit.
"Hmph, only Russia shall claim my breasts."
"We're such good friends, aren't we?" Smiled Kat.
"Kind of an odd group, but that is true," Vladimir replied. The others nodded in agreement.
"Hey, Mona, when are you, like, totally gonna get your own flag?" Monaco just simply slapped him in the face as a reply.
Canada, appeared uncomfortable, for Belarus was glaring at him. "Is… Is there something wrong, Natalia?"
Belarus nodded. "Yes. THAT DAMN CURL IS REALLY BOTHER ME! GET RID OF IT!"
"No. It gets me noticed..."
"What does it even do?" Romano questioned. "Is it like mine and my stupid brothers curl?"
Canada blushed. "Y-yes….."
Korea was just about to touch it when-
"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!"
Romano stopped the Korean. Canada sighed in relief.
"So, what are we going to do?" Emil questioned. I really want to prank my brother, he won't stop asking me to call him… The 'b' word." Everyone nodded in agreement. Everyone then pitched in an idea on what he should do.
It was Katyusha that had the best Idea.
"Pull a me!" Everyone stood silent, having no idea what she meant.
"I still hold a grudge for what my brother did to my people in the Holodomor. And Another event." Everyone tried to figure out what was this other event. " Every time I see him, I can't help but cry. I claim it's because of my boss, but it's really because of that. It's effective!"
Iceland liked this idea. " I like it. After all, my family is kind of embarrassing. Let's give it a shot, then. I'll just wait until he arrives. Hm, speak of the devil…"
Everyone turned around and saw the Nordic countries standing there. How did they even know Iceland was here?!
"Brother dear, I suggest that you join us to lunch. You don't have to come, but at least say it."
Iceland seemed to give in. Everyone watched with baited breath. "Alright…. Oh no! I suck!" Iceland exclaimed. By now the Nordics eyes were wide. "I have forgotten my boss has forbidden me to speak to you for a moNth!" He sobbed before running off. "I'M SORRY YOU GUYS HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG!" He wailed as he ran away. By now the Nordics were shocked. They then walked away, thinking about what just happened.
"I wonder what he did…" Mused Finland.
"Probably a test on being independent." Assumed Norway. "I hope it's not too long…"
"Ah, don't worry about it Norge!" Assured Denmark. Who was then choked by his tie.
As soon as the other 4 Nordics left, Iceland came back. By then, everyone, including Monaco and Austria, was roaring with laughter.
"That was the funniest thing I ever witnessed, "giggled Belarus as he sat down.
"Well played, Emil!" Vladimir gasped. "That definitely will work!"
"I know! Thanks Kat!"
Alright, so that was the first for you guys! I hope you enjoyed it! Did the prank amuse you? For those of you wondering, the Holodomor was a man made famine by the soviets. Millions had died. And the other event was Chernobyl. That will be explained in later chapters though. Did you know, only about 30 countries recognize the Holodomor as a genocide?! And that The first memorial outside The USSR was erected in Alberta, Canada in 1983? I think that's not enough! It's my head canon that Ukraine goes on a week long famine every year, due to this. Expect the next chapter in up to 3 days. Follow, Favorite and reviews are appreciated!