High School RxD

Chapter 1: Funkin'

By: Super Oahu

Disclaimer: I owe nothing relating to High School DxD and The Boondocks.

If there was one thing that many a young man that had gained the god-given luck to enter Kuoh Academy, a prestigious and formerly all girl private school, knew it was that it was a land of plenty. And that was because the school itself seemed to have a complete and utter monopoly on beautiful girls. Not a one going below a seven when it came to their looks, a vast impossibility that only further strengthened their beliefs of their school being a heaven.

Though such news also brought about its own troubles. That being a trio of boys whom during their first year had made a rather infamous name for themselves. A name which was mired in perversion and other unbecoming behavior for young men of upstanding moral fiber. Their name becoming one which filled those who heard it with disgust and dread.

The Perverted Trio.

The boys all wearing the standard uniform of Kuoh Academy – black slacks coupled with a white dress shirt which was accented with black trim around the collar, and black blazer which had white accents around the trim of the lapel, had been walking towards their school all the while discussing the merits of their particularly favorite parts of a woman's body.

Quite loudly.

The one who stood out the most amongst them though was the unofficial leader of the band of lewd brothers, Hyoudo Issei. A wiry young man with spiky brown hair with two tail-like tufts of hair at the back of his neck, and brown eyes. His uniform was lightly different with him wearing both his blazer and dress-shirt open on top of a red t-shirt, and on his feet were a pair of blue and white cross trainers.

Issei was known for three things and one things only – his love of breasts, his perverse nature, and his rather loudly proclaimed dream of becoming a harem king.

He stopped as listening to his friends as a flash of yellow passed through the corner of his left eye. His attention went to trailing after a blonde girl dressed in a white long sleeved dress shirt which was tucked into a plum, pleated skirt with white frills, white thigh high socks, and a pair of brown loafers. He knew the girl very well due to how he had seen her every day in his classes since he first got accepted to Kuoh Academy. She turned around to as she approached by a random girl and smiled as her green eyes lit up with mirth.

Asia Argento, he thought fondly. Not a nasty, perverted thought in his head as he continued to drown out the sounds of his friends. It was strange, he thought, how could a girl like her who knew his reputation continued to treat him kindly and never had a bad word to say about him. Hell, her inherent sweetness actually went as far as to forcing him to shape up his act.

Well at least as long as she was around.

Though Issei's mind was dragged back to the world of the present as his friends, a bald-headed, fox-faced young man and another young man with combed back brown hair and glasses grabbed hold of him as heavy pants left their mouths.

"That's...Asia Argento, The Bombshell Blonde Madonna! Three sizes 78-55-81. She's the sweetest, most pure girl within the school. Friendly to everyone and endearing with a bit of clumsy cuteness that should be considered a lethal weapon." Proclaimed Motohama, the glasses sporting teen, as his eyewear took on a rather unsettling lens glare.

Watching the girl walk further and further into the distance the boys, and slowly Issei as well, became more and more excited as their talk started to lean more and more towards Asia.

"Man, she's a total babe! I just totally want to go ahead just motorboat those puppies of hers!" Exclaimed Matsuda, the bald-headed boy.

And what they would like to do with her should a snowball actually manage to survive the demonic heat of Hell.

"Mmm-hmm. I'd like to lick the sweat off her body after a run just to quench my thirst."

Issei, having been freed from the purifying aura of Asia, was about to voice his own thoughts about the girl that had become their new topic of conversation when he heard an unamused grunt behind him. Confused, the boy turned around only to have his face become ashen and his bowels threaten to loosen themselves.

"Ah...guys maybe you want to quit talking." A fearful Issei advised.

"Why?" Both of the other boys parroted at the same time.

"I guess that the lesson from two months ago hasn't stuck, has it?" Said a annoyed sounding young boy.

The other two members of the Perverted Trio turned around slowly to see the most unamused flat stare ever formed directed at them. The deliverer being one of the more famous members of Kuoh Academy, a younger teenager known mostly by the moniker of The Iron Lion Cub due to the regal air he carried himself with, and his lack of height despite nearing the age of sixteen. Brown skin that was almost akin to milk chocolate – a description many a girl had affirmed as fact and one many a boy had learned to never contest, a large and bushy afro, piercing dark brown eyes, and a glare so intense it was liable to make those of a weaker fortitude faint.

Which is exactly what happened to Matsuda. Complete with frothing at the mouth.

It didn't take them long to realize that before them was Huey Freeman, one of the Asia Argento's younger brothers of the family she was adopted by.

And also the most protective of her.

Issei, refused to move, his mind screaming at him that to make any sudden movements would be tantamount to begging for a quick and painful end. As he continued his rendition of a statue, Huey's hate filled glare had shifted back and forth between Matsuda and Motohama a few times as if he was in the process of deciding what to do with them.

Issei thought that it was strange that the boy hadn't turned his attention fully towards him when a spark of inspiration hit him and he realized exactly why the younger boy was treating him as if he didn't matter.

He remembered his buddies telling him of their insane idea of taking photos of the blonde beauty they were previously lusting after, and her classmates once they were in the process of changing clothes during a athletics competition the previous year. The spiky-haired pervert recalled how brutalized both boys were and how they were rather twitchy for a few weeks whenever they saw anything that could be misconstrued as an afro.

God bless seasonal bugs he thought tensely, Issei knowing that his misfortune of becoming ill saved him from the trauma his friends had experienced.

The younger boy's scary expression became one of bored disgust before he drew his leg back and casually kicked Matsuda in his face and off to the side, his polished dress shoes catching a few splotches of blood on them.

"Now," the moment the Huey's mouth opened Motohama, whom by that time had become a fully quivering wreck, whirled around to run to run away from a hell only he and his passed out comrade knew of.

Alas, the glasses wearing boy's ploy at escape was proven to be futile as his legs crumpled from underneath him due to a well aimed school bag thrown at the back of his knees courtesy of the younger boy. Huey walked towards his felled target, right hand tucked into his pocket and his left hand holding onto box that was wrapped with a floral printed cloth.

"Freeman-sama! It's a pleasant day, isn't it?" Motohama cried as he immediately recovered into dogeza once the boy neared him.

"Uh-huh. Just what was that you were saying about my dear sister?" For a boy younger than them the regal and dangerous tone in his voice made him and most boys shiver.

And also make many girls that has stopped to see the pummeling of The Perverted Trio to squee in joy and gush. Issei had a half a mind to rub his eyes to make sure that one of those girls that were blushing was not in fact another well known mascot that was discovered amongst the first year students as well. But before he could even do so he was stopped by his friend's nervous laughter.

"N-nothing sir!"

"Really? I believe I heard you saying how you'd love to...what was it again?" Pure unbridled malice rolled off the younger teen's tongue as he stomped on Motohama's head and ground his face into the sidewalk. "Lick the sweat off her body to quench your thirst?"

"It was a joke!" Came the other's muffled cry.

"And the time I caught you taking pictures of her while she was changing alongside her class?"

"Youthful indiscretions!"

"Uh-huh. Since I'm running on a tight schedule I'll just let you off with this. But try anything to her and I mean anything...well, what happened last time was me showing restraint."

"Understood!"

"Good," Issei had nearly pissed himself as Huey's attention had finally found a focus with him before he turned around and walked towards the school. "You have it easy. Take these two jackasses to the nurse."

"Sir, yes sir!" Issei shouted in English as he stood at attention and saluted the vanishing form of the boy.

Looking down at his friends, the still standing member of The Perverted Trio wondered just how he was going to manage dragging both of his friends to the nurses office and still manage to get to class on time.

After engaging in a bit of curtailing the dark and perverted impulses of a trio of only two he was absolutely disgusted with, Huey had begun to navigate his way through the expansive building which made up the high school section of Kuoh Academy. Several students greeted him as he continued to make his way towards the destination that he had in mind. It didn't take him long to reach the level of the school which housed the second year classrooms, and a even shorter time to locate the one he needed to. The boy walked through the open door to peer around the class until his sight settled on the one person he would openly display brotherly affection towards.

Before he could announce his presence one of the girls in the class caught sight of him and called out for everyone to hear. "Asia-san, your little brother is here. The cute one with big hair."

He had half a mind to roll his eyes as he heard several girls playfully chastise their classmate about how "both of Asia-san's brothers were cute". But such a dismissive expression was placed on hold as Asia left the small group she was talking to in order to greet him.

"Huey-chan, what are you doing here?" Asia asked.

"You forgot your lunch, you klutz." The boy replied as he held out the wrapped box he had been carrying.

While his words sounded harsh, the soft smile he gave the beauty only made her beem brightly. That and make many a boy's heart swoon at the the image of a happy Asia, and feel slightly jealous over the fact that Huey was able to instill such a reaction in her.

Alas, the perks of being a little brother they were unable to utilize.

As if sensing such impure thoughts, Huey's eyes hardened as he cast his glare over the sparse male populace. Knowing full well the first year's reputation and seeing him terrorize The Perverted Trio, the male students decided to find something else to look at.

"Huey-chan." Asia said with a small frown on her face.

"What?" Huey looked up at the older girl as if he had done nothing wrong.

Not falling for his innocent act Asia placed her hands on her hips, and allowed her cheeks to puff up slightly. Everyone able to see that her attempt at being mad was curtailed by how adorable she looked.

Once more, the boys placed thanks into the abilities of the Little Brother for such a heartwarming view.

"You know what, mister. Stop scaring my classmates." Asia took her left hand and admonished Huey with a wagging of her index finger in front of his face.

"I'm not doing anything."

"Your eyes were narrowed like the times when Riley-chan teases you and you start trying to hurt him."

"Try?" He toned down his intensity when it became apparent that the Sisterly Cheek Puff hadn't vanished, his will melting to the cuteness of it all. "Fine, I'll stop."

"And that also means no threatening Issei-san and his friends."

"Come again?" Not only did he adopt an expression as though he had just heard the most insane request ever, but so did the entire class.

"Scaring people and hurting them is wrong. Also...Issei-san is a nice person and I'm sure you'll see so too if you just give him a chance."

"He's a pervert."

"I...can agree with that but that's because he hasn't found an acceptable outlet to direct his attention to. I sure that with the grace of God," both siblings winced as if they had both came down with sudden splitting headache.

Huey looked unamused as Asia became slightly sheepish. Sighing the boy rubbed his head and turned to walk out of the class. "Fine, fine. You don't need to go that far."

While he said that, internally he was conflicted. On one hand he had agreed to not do anything to Issei and his friends but he still had his own misgivings about them. Especially since the fools hardly did anything to downplay any of the stories that were being passed around about them. Looking through a window he passed on the way to the steps, he saw Issei drag a still unconscious Matsuda by his arms while a dazed Motohama was on his back. He promised that he wouldn't do anything but that didn't mean he could have other people enact the pain for him.

The only problem with that plan being that his go-to for such plans was a complete idiot, got carried away easily, and was at that time halfway across the world looking into something for him.

Much later that afternoon at a old school building that hadn't seen much use outside of storage since the new building was erected, inside a room which was sparsely furnished aside for a large mat, a shrine which had sticks of incense burning lay an annoyed Huey. Lying on his back in a tattered orange karate gi as he looked up at the person responsible for placing him in the position he was in. Standing over him was a slim bodied girl with short white-hair and amber eyes that was dressed in a pair of tight spats and a white t-shirt. The girl's expression was even and concealed any emotion that she might have been feeling as she held her hand out for the boy to take.

A tiny huff left Huey's mouth as he grabbed the offered appendage and was pulled to his feet to stare eye-to-eye with his helper, one Tojou Koneko. A girl that shared many things in common with him – a deadpan expression, intolerance towards idiots, seen as mascots of a feline nature due to certain physical traits for Kuoh Academy, a hidden teasing aspect to their personalities, and a prodigious skill in hand-to-hand combat.

While he bowed to show his respect as tradition dictated, the door to the training room was opened and in stepped a older red-haired girl with a slim waist, wide hips, and a large chest that was wearing the girl's uniform for their school.

"I see you two are still going at it." Rias Gremory, a third-year student of the high school and widely known as a young woman of great poise and class. And also a full-blooded devil, their King whom they served under the position of Rooks.

"No, we just finished. It was my tenth straight victory." Koneko said softly as she held up her hands in a v-sign.

"Tenth? Wow, that's really rare considering who he considers his best friend and rival, Koneko."

"Not in the mood for this, Rias." Huey groaned with eyes closed before he sensed an additional presence enter the room.

"You're never in the mood for anything, Huey-chan." The speaker that had arrived being taller than the other two girls. Clad in the same uniform with a more selfishly developed body, long raven black tresses that were placed into a single ponytail that was held in place by a single, yellow ribbon.

"That goes double for you as well, Akeno." The lone boy's expression hardened as if he were expecting the older girl to do something.

"What seems to be the problem, Huey-chan?"

"Nothing."

"He's been grumbling about stupid perverts going after Asia-senpai. I suspect that it is Hyoudo Issei that he is referring to." Koneko suggested as the young boy began to gnash his teeth.

"I see. Are you jealous that your lovely sister is going to have a boyfriend?" Akeno sang teasingly.

"Like hell she is. She's going to become a damn nun again before that ever happens." Huey snapped.

"You know that's impossible considering our status." Countered Rias.

"Anything can happen."

"My, my aren't you adorable when you're so worked up." Akeno made her way to hug the boy only miss and fall over as she was sidestepped and tripped in one smooth motion.

"Moving away from me not liking the idea of Issei hooking up with Asia, what's going on?"

"I was coming to tell you about my plans to offer him a part of the peerage."

"Really?" Huey couldn't believe he'd hear two insane statements from two girls he happened to respect and care for in the span of a single day.

"Yes, we've detected a bit of an anomaly with him."

Huey palmed his head into his hands. Knowing just exactly what kind of world he truly inhabited, a world mired with the supernatural and unexplained, the boy understood the full implications of discovering an uncommon factor within a person being. "Sacred Gear?"

"And a powerful one if my suspicions are correct."

"How do you keep on doing this? Do you just have some crazy ability directed towards finding people with crazy amounts of talent?"

"I just consider it being nothing but good fortune."

"Anyways. Are you certain you want to make Issei a part of the peerage?"

"Of course, I think that he would be quite the addition to our dynamics as a group."

"We already have two deviants, why add another?"

"I wouldn't have thought of extending an invitation to him if I didn't think that he was a decent person."

"He's a pervert."

"So are Riley and Akeno, and yet you get along with them just fine."

"When they're not being annoying and needing to be hit with a spray bottle to get them to stop dry humping." Huey added with a flat stare.

"Would you rather we were doing something even more naughty?" Interjected Akeno with a teasing smile gracing her features.

"I'd rather not have to tell people that at age sixteen I became the uncle to the Anti-Christ. Moving back to the pervert, have you told Sona your insane plans and was she also looking into taking Issei under her wing?"

"No, some of her group were adamant about him not joining their peerage." Rias said with a small tilt of her head.

"Good judgment they have." Koneko nodded her head in agreement with the slightly shorter boy and patted his head. Three pats was all she was able to perform before Huey pulled his head away and directed a tired look in the stoic girl's direction.

"Why are you so adamant about Issei-san not joining us?" Akeno asked as she stood up and wrapped her arms around Huey's waist and lifted him into the air.

"He...keeps talking about wanting to touch Rias and having her as one of his harem bunnies." Muttered the boy in a low, jealous tone as he looked towards Rias whom by that time had begun to talk with Koneko.

"So possessive. Maybe you should just be forthwith and profess your love to Rias." Akeno's words made Huey do something nobody within the public eye had ever seen him perform.

"Akeno!" Blush and scream till the point his developing voice cracked.

"What ever is that shouting for? I was merely giving you a suggestion as to what you should do. Hasn't your teacher told you that you may want to do that as well?"

"Not so eloquently but...yeah."

"Then why are you hesitating?"

"Because I promised myself that I wouldn't, not until I prove to myself that I'm strong enough to protect her from anything."

"Mmm-hmm, so Riley-chan was right." The girl said sagely as she set the smaller boy down.

"About what?"

"That you have a stubborn streak when it comes to romance, or as he actually said 'that nigga is soft as Drake'."

"...I hate you both so much."

"And we love you that much in return."

Huey sighed and palmed his head into his hands. While he knew that Rias more than likely had contingency plans in place in the event that another devil, or an agent from the other two factions their kind were in a stalemate with made an attempt on the teenager's life Huey didn't feel that leaving things to chance was the best idea. Which was why he used his familiar, a nondescript dragonfly, to spy on Issei for him.

For the better part of the month he felt absolute dread and shame as he learned more and more about the thought process of his probable future comrade. Never before had he met such an uncouth, deplorable male other than a member of one of the major Pillar clans, and his own freewheeling teacher. Although he was slightly impressed with how he endured every single beating from random girls alongside his two equally perverted friends, such loyalty the young devil knew was rare amongst those of their age group.

But that still wasn't enough to bump up his initial thoughts about Issei.

During his surveillance of the de facto leader of the Perverted Trio, Huey happened upon a most distressing bit of information. Hyodo Issei had obtained the impossible. The fool had managed to bag himself a really cute girl to be his girlfriend. For the Rook it was many things which caused him to worry because such a contrived incident was not in the cards for his senior without some rather intense character development and tempering of his lustful nature. Thus for that very reason the boy had become immensely suspicious of the girl, his usually right on the money instincts screaming at him that the waif was more than meets the eye.

So with all of the information he gathered, Huey decided to spy on the boy during a date he had planned with his girlfriend to see if his intuition played out like it typically did. While he had a mind to tell Rias and the other members of the peerage, the afro-headed teen knew that it would either turn into a waiting game or that everyone would attempt to snoop on the planned date and become completely conspicuous and draw too damn much attention to themselves. Plus he was more skilled when it came to more seedy practices due to his vagabond teacher.

The date itself was rather cut and dry. Eating at a fast food restaurant, watching a movie, going shopping for clothes, and playing at an arcade. Such normality and chasteness was rather surprisng for Huey to witness from the self-proclaimed harem king which actually made his opinion of the brunette teen to be edged up ever so slightly.

Not enough to allow him to talk to Asia but enough that he wasn't outright dismissive of him when they would next meet.

As the rather uneventful date began to wind down as night fell over the city, Huey was about to call his stakeout quits when he realized that Yuuma, the name of Issei's girlfriend, had led the boy to the park. While it would normally not be a cause for concern, it wasn't until he sensed a faint layer of magic covering the area and the absence of anyone else aside from the three of them. Bitter curses filled the teenager's mind as he realized that his intuition was once more spot on.

That was when he saw Yuuma ask for Issei to die for her as she transformed from a cute schoolgirl to a more voluptuous, woman clad in thigh high leather boots and a leather thong and a series of belts which added a degree of censorship to her breasts. But for Huey the most damning evidence of his night becoming problematic were the two large, wings clad in black feathers which erupted from the woman's back.

Yuuma had revealed her true form as a Fallen Angel. He knew that he had to act and with his mind set the boy jumped out of his hiding place amongst the bushes and made his voice heard. "Hate to break it to you but nobody is dying tonight, Crow."

"H-Huey-san? What are you doing here?" Sputtered Issei as his mind was trying to process everything that had transpired.

"Observing your date," Huey calmly patted Issei on the back while he passed the stunned boy. "Don't worry, you're going to be just fine. I promise."

"Uh...umm...thanks?"

"Tch, stupid you've just made the last mistake of your pathetic little life in stepping out here." 'Yuuma' insultingly said as the younger and shorter of the boys walked towards her.

"No, I don't think so." Huey said with a dismissive yawn while he moved his arms to his side as if he was mimicking the act of placing his hands on the handles of some form of invisible weapons.

"Fine, then be the first to die before your sad, little friend." The woman shouted as she held her arm above her head, a spear of bright pink light forming within her hand which she immediately launched at the afro sporting boy.

That was when Huey sprung into action, a flash of pale blue and green appearing in his left and right hands as he swung his arms forward one after the other in a criss-cross pattern shattering the pink lance of light which threatened to skewer him. Issei stood stock still as the lights in the younger teens hands died out to reveal two different, yet no less awe inspiring blades in his hands. In the right was a long European broadsword with a dark green blade, no guard was present on the weapon as he boy's hand tightened around a sturdy looking handle that was wrapped around thick, dark brown leather. The left hand held a elegant katana with a brassy, six pointed star shaped guard, and a almost immaculate wave pattern ran along the blade's length. The handle Issei couldn't really see to well due to the positioning of Huey's body after his defensive actions.

"What...those weapons..." The woman known as Yuuma said with venom.

"Despite my master's idiocy, he has beaten into me the proper respect to announce my name to the one I'm to battle with. But I'll go after I learn your name, Crow." Drawled Huey with a lazy confidence poised to irritate the one it was directed towards.

"...Raynare, that's all you're getting from me brat."

"Huey Freeman, Rook of Rias Gremory."

With his piece said the boy rushed the dark angel with his blades poised and ready to end her life.

A.N. - At first I was going to give Huey a Sacred Gear but I decided against it considering what I had planned down the line for the brothers' lineage, and other things I figured it'd be overkill. While powerful I don't want either Huey or Riley to steal all of the shine from the others. The full story on the boys' parents, and their history with devil society will be touched upon in a Turn Back the Pendulum type arc which I've already plotted to start up when a certain bastard shows up.

Rias' Peerage at this stage is pretty much filled out – Akeno, Koneko, Kiba, Issei, Xenovia, and Gaspar are going to have their normal places. The brothers have their place as Rias' second Rook and Bishop. Where does that leave Asia and Rossweisse? You'll see, though some of you may have already guessed what's up with Asia though. As to Huey's teacher it isn't Souji, that man's sticking with training Kiba but he will be revealed in this arc. No he isn't a OC per say but he does exist within the historical record. Major hint being how Huey's fighting at the end of the chapter while being smug as fuck.

And before I move onto this next bit I'll say thanks once again to those of you who aren't afraid to call me out on stuff in reviews. Not the crazy folk but those that catch errors that I've made, and voice fears that I may be moving too fast in certain instances. The critical with a good head on their shoulders. Thanks to you lovely bastards I can at least go back on my past chapters and correct what need to be corrected or slow down certain instances.

Onto the other stories, I've been scrapping every single final iteration of a chapter because I don't like how everything pans out. Seriously. I'm more hard on Denied Shadow because I've planned for the next two chapters in that story to set the level to 'Shit done got real'.