Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did it would never end...

Author note: I was just having fun, I don't know where it's going at all. Give me reviews, tell me if I miss spelled anything, and if you're interested in seeing more.

The story follow's all canon stuff but the last movie, I don't include the Hinata and Naruto canon.

Edit: I also just updated this chapter, doing some spell check and stuff like that.

-Skippylove

After saving the world I went on a journey to find myself. I returned to Konoha about a year ago. Presently I'm nineteen going on twenty. I had to ketchup with Naruto, luckily we both became Jounin quickly. Naruto and I became a good team and were sent on harder missions together. Sadly since Sakura had become a famous medical ninja it's rare for all of team seven to go on a mission together. But today we were sent on a simple but supposedly dangerous mission together to take out a ninja who has been raising a gang and causing problems for villages. We had a simple plan to go with it, cut the head of the snake: we would kill the target first and hope the rest don't know what to do and flee, but it hadn't been going as planned…

I jumped in front of Sakura blocking a kunai aimed for the side of her head with my Katana. "I can handle myself you ass!" Sakura yelled over the noise of the fight.

"I just saved you can maybe you be thankful?" I responded running my Katana though a ninja's chest.

"How do you know I couldn't have blocked it myself" she argued watching my back.

"Guys! Is now a time to be arguing?" Naruto said as he rejoined us and prepared to fight the rest of the Ninja. We both shot Naruto a glare. He's right though I thought not willing to admit it out loud. "How many more guards does this guy have? Isn't he a Ninja himself?" Naruto asked taking down another Ninja.

"Well, he isn't as much as a fighting ninja as a witch really" Sakura informed us.

"A what?" Naruto asked. Neither of us had gotten the details of the mission, Sakura was the only one who seemed to know the rest.

"A warlock, a wizard, a magical man" Sakura tried to define 'witch' with other words quickly trying to focus on fighting.

"But he's a dude? Can guys be witches?" Naruto asked.

"I don't think it really matters," I said getting angry.

"It doesn't matter!" Sakura agreed. "I mean he is known for his spell like Jutsu's," She explained. Naruto didn't ask any more questions. I got impatient and jumped over the guards. A few came after me, I took them out easily.

"Sasuke wait!" Sakura called out behind me, I ignored her. I could see the target now, he was weaving hand signals slowly and sitting on the ground and muttering something. I just want to get this mission over with, I'm quick enough to dodge any of this losers attacks I thought as I started closing in on him. God was I wrong. When I was only a few feet away he finished his hand signs and a burst of yellow light suddenly came out of his hands and hit me hard.

"Sasuke!?" I heard Naruto yell. I was lifted off the ground by the neck, it felt like someone was choking me. I couldn't see anything since the light was too blinding. I dropped my Katana trying to free myself from the invisible hands that were sucking the chakra out of me.

"You pitiful ninja think you can get rid of me so easily," I heard a man's voice tell me, I was guessing it's the targets, "you will pay for belittling me" he said raising his voice. Pain filled my entire body, I wasn't sure were from, but it seemed like everywhere. Out of pure pain, I started screaming. I didn't stop till the pain knocked me out or killed me; I couldn't tell.

Blackwater lapped at my ankles, I look up at the star covered sky. Where I'm I, I guess I died… I really thought I had longer I sighed having accepted my death a long time ago, but also I didn't feel dead and couldn't quite believe it.

I sat up and looked around. It was sort of like Naruto's mental chamber for the nine tails. it was a big open room, the walls reached up into blackness. I was in the cage though. I look around. Is this death… I don't think so… I don't feel dead, not like I would know how that feels but I wouldn't say I'm dead I thought.

"You are a man with much pride, Uchiha Sasuke" the man's voice boomed around me. I look around for a source, but to no avail. "I'm going to crush your pride," he said enjoyment in his voice. I could only imagine him smiling. All the sudden I saw myself on the other side. I tried to speak, but I realized I couldn't move at all. I grabbed my head as it started feeling as if it would explode. I heard a voice, not the man's but Naruto's.

"What have you done with Sasuke?" I gasped slightly and opened my eyes. I started blinking as the sun flooded my vision. I grunted not sure what was happening. I tried to move, but a hand held me down. I looked around. Naruto was on top of me with a kunai to my neck while Sakura was still fighting the last couple ninjas. "What did you to with Sasuke!" Naruto demanded pushing the kunai to my throat and causing a trickle of blood.

"What the fuck dude, get off me," I growled. I can't say it wasn't my voice bit it sounded just slightly different, I must have ripped a vocal cord I thought. I tried to push Naruto off, but he stuck his ground. "Did you go blind?" I questioned still not understanding why he was being so violent toward me. Naruto didn't say anything and just looked at me. "It's me loser," I said. I noticed he pulled back a little when I said 'loser'. "What's your problem get off me," I said shuffling around. I realized most of my chakra was drained and couldn't push him off.

He squinted at me "S-Sasuke?" he asked easing off a little.

"Who else block head?" I glared at him, suddenly Naruto's face went blank. He stood up slowly now looking slightly scared. A huge wave of nausea washed over me. I turn over and hack up what little I had to eat. Breathing heavily I roll over and push myself up to a sitting position, not finding the strength to get up. I clench my fist trying not to show the pain I'm still in. I looked up at Naruto. His face had gone from scared to the biggest grin ever. "What?" I asked defensively breathing harder. His grin broke into a smile then hysterical laughter. I watched confused as he falls over laughing.

"Oh man," Naruto was able to get out between laughs. "Dude, I don't understand" he breathed in, "what happened", breathed in again, "but you are going to have a heart attack" he said laughing for a bit more then wiped his eyes pulling himself somewhat together. I looked angrily at him getting impatient. Sakura finished off the last of the ninja's and started running toward us.

"Sasuke are you ok-" she cut herself off as I looked over at her. Naruto started laughing again. "Sasuke…?" Sakura asked raising her eyebrows.

"What's your guy's problem?" I said glaring at both of them. Sakura started laughing too. She grabbed her stomach and bended over laughing. I ignored them and look behind me. I notice the stupid witch guy was gone. "Look now our target got away," I said angrily. Sakura recollected herself letting out a couple giggles.

"Oh Sasuke…" she trailed off, "I'm sorry for laughing it's just really funny that you haven't noticed," she said chuckling. I looked at her extremely confused and sort of dazed. "What do you remember?" she asked I looked at her confused.

"Um, I don't know... a light, a lot of pain… then the 'witch' bastard -or whatever- saying something about… about destroying my pride?" I looked up at Sakura. Naruto started laughing again. Sakura luckily looked like she could hold back her smile that was appearing on her face.

She sighed "here" she pulled out a mirror and handed it to me. I grabbed it and looked at it. Who is that... I thought looking at a woman in the mirror. Blue-black hair, black eyes, and she sort of looks like me- I cut off my own thought.

"Oh my god" I whispered touching my face, "What the…" I muttered looking at the soft features of my face from their normal harder ones. "Why… do I look like a chick?" I ask looking up at Sakura. She had gotten serious with my tone.

"I don't know. I can only guess that that yellow light of his was some sort of Jutsu, or 'spell' if you will. My guess is the 'spell' was some sort of physical shifter, so in your case making you from a guy to a girl" Sakura tried to explain while she examined my body using her green chakra.

My head hurt. "What" I mutter nausea washed over me again. I turn around and start throwing up again, but nothing really came out. I look down at the vial covered ground. Me, a girl… That's not something I ever thought I would be telling myself I thought turning over and picking up the mirror again. This has to be one bad dream… I thought looking down at my chest which is only a little bigger then Sakura's, my waist was much smaller and my hips curvier. Oh god why I thought feeling my body. I try to stand up but my legs are shaky. I start breathing fast, a little too fast. Everything around my started spinning, and I fall to the ground. Everything went black.

AN: this chapter was sort of short but I swear the next one will be longer.

AN (presently): So I'm going over all the chapters when I have time to try to improve my grammar and spelling. I hope improving the grammar will improve the experience of the story. Please tell me your thoughts and don't be afraid to point out mistakes. Reviews are bae!

-Skippylove