THAT SATURDAY/ TRANSFER'S HOUSE

"C'mon Kiku, would it kill ya ta crack a smile? It's only a bit of cleaning," I told the sulking boy, who of course, was as partially nude as the rest of the people in the house, with he himself only wearing black jeans.

"Yes, and I do not mind the cleaning, especially since it's for Ludwig-san and Arthur-san. But this music is deafening Katie-san, I would appreciate it if you would change the melody to something more…serene."

I jumped on a table, pointing my broom in his face dramatically, "What are ya talkin' about? Lad, this is rock, it's not Irish rock, but it's still really good! Hey… Where's Feli?"

A voice came from the other room, "Ve~ I'm trying to find clothes that Ludwig would like!"

I smiled, even though the little Italian country didn't realize it, he had a huge crush on the German, who unknowingly had mutual feelings.

We kept cleaning after I finally turned the music to something peaceful, and then Kiku fell asleep, curled up on the couch. Sleep, that actually sounded good, "Feli," I called softly, "We're going to take a nap before they get here, ok? Go to sleep."

"OK!"

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. What? Daidi and Luddy weren't supposed to be early. I opened the door; "Look, mister we don't want to buy anything…" the host club stared back at me in shock. Oh crap, I was only wearing a bra and green jean shorts. I grabbed one of my green tanks that were hanging on the door (in case of moments like these) and tug it on. Then I glare at the club, "tá brón orainn, can't really hang out today guys. We're clean…" I was suddenly interrupted as Feli leaped at me, naturally, only clad in red boxers. "Ve~ Katerina! I can't sleep till someone tucks me in!"

I groaned, he can be TOO childish sometimes, and motioned for the hosts to sit on the couch quietly. They practically melted when they saw Kiku's sleeping form (they didn't know he was half-naked, he had a blanket and was hugging a stuffed panda that China had given him). But instead of staying with the couches, when I came out of Feli's room (he fell asleep murmuring about pasta and Germany) the entire host club was wandering around. I switched the T.V on and looked at them, "I'm afraid I'm not a very good hostess on weekends. Eat whatever's in the fridge, as long as you don't make a mess, you can watch the television program with me if you want, but don't wake the boys. Like I said before, I practically mother them." They seemed to understand, Haruhi sat down next to me.

And as I offered Haruhi my ale (which she refused, and I started drinking down. it was the really light stuff, because I get drunk easily, like Daidi, then suddenly I'm doing something embarrassing) and started watching the movie (The Matrix), I forgot all about Daidi and Luddy.

TWO MATRIX MOVIES LATER

The front door opened suddenly,

"Oh Katie-bug? Muffin? Where are you?"

Kiku woke as Germany made his way into the living room, followed by Daidi. He rushed to put his shirt on, blushing furiously. Ludwig looked around, "Feliciano, Vere are you?"

Almost instantly the person in question came running in (still in his boxers) and glomped his crush, "Ve~ Luddy! Ciao! I missed you!"

The pale blonde turned scarlet, "I-I missed you too."

I stood up on the couch, launching myself at the Englishman, "DAIDI!" I started speaking to him in rapid Irish as I hugged him, "chaill mé tú an méid sin love scoil agus chuaigh mé club óstach díreach mar a bhíodh ach amháin na daoine nach bhfuil go deas agus nach bhuail mé agus tá cúpla agus hug nuair atá Ivan? (1)," i then switched back to English, "Daidi i missed you why did you leave me i love you don't go!"

The host club awed. Daidi and Luddy finally noticed them.

But before they could say anything a Russian man entered the room, and snatched me out of Daidi's arms. There was a purple aura he let out, and the rest of the room shivered. Everyone looked at the man in fear, except me, I hugged him, greeting the scarfed man in his home language, "Ivan, kak raz vovremya! YA tak po tebe skuchala!" (Ivan, right on time! I missed you so much!)

Without warning he smiled (not creepily) and he threw me into the air, around 10 feet up (thank goodness for high ceilings). I laughed, being used to his behavior. But, unlike me, and the boys, and almost everyone I know, Ivan was not used to… "friends". His already murderous aura became darker, and he glared at the host club, "You are you?"

Three words. Three words was all it took, for the twins to scream and hold each other, Tamaki to make the biggest emo corner in the world, Honey to burst into tears, and Haruhi to freeze, petrified with fear. I calmed Ivan, or tried to. (He was VERY protective of me; someday he wanted to be my Maistir. If that day comes, then let it. I didn't really care.)

"Ivan, Ivan. Vanny." At the mention of the nickname, he stopped glaring at the group and he turned to look at me, "Ja?"

I sighed, "They're friends, of a sort, and most of them are rich. You can't kill them."

He looked sad, "No, oh well," he looked to the club, and spoke in a chillingly happy tone, smiling, "If you hurt my Katerina, I will kill you, da?"

They nodded frantically. I smiled and tugged on Daidi's sleeve, "Daidi, Ludwig, Ivan, this is the club we are part of. The blonde idiot is Tamaki Suoh, club president and 'king', the two evil looking twins are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, the small kid is Honey Haninozuka, the tall guy is Mori Morinozuka, the lovely lady is Haruhi Fujioka, and the guy with glasses is Kyoya Ootori, vice president. Guys, this is my Daidi, Arthur Kirkland, this is Ludwig Beilschmidt, our Dearthair (brother), and this is Ivan Braginski. He… wants to own me some day." I said happily, Ivan nodded.

They all looked at me weird, "What? Everyone has their ambitions."