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"Read 'em and weEEEp fellas," Rick burped as he showed his hand to Slippery Stair and the rest before taking his winnings. He looked and saw his grandson Morty coming out of the bathroom, looking a bit disheveled, but didn't think too much about it. "Oh, hey Morty. Listen I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I-I-I'm havin' a good time, Morty! It's not so bad."

Morty looked away and grabbed his arm, "Let's just go home okay? I'm calling it, the Adventure's over."

Rick was a bit surprised at what Morty said, it wasn't like him to stop now. Rick at least wanted to finish the game. "We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!"

Morty looked a bit freaked out and turned to face Rick. "Look I want to leave now! You win the bet, okay?!" His grandson then accosted him for his portal gun. "Just give me the Portal Gun and let's go, please!"

This drew the concern of Rick, Morty was usually a bit on edge, but this seemed different. As if something happened to him. The bathroom door opened and Rick looked up to see an Anthropomorphic Jellybean walk out of the bathroom looking beat up, with a Black Eye, and busted up head.

It took Rick Sanchez Point Three Seconds to figure out what had happened. That Jellybean tried to sexually assault his Grandson. It looked like Morty got his shots in as the Jellybean looked like he went Five rounds with Evander Holyfield.

Rick did not take his eyes off of that piece of garbage for one second as he walked out of the establishment. He thought about taking his Freeze Ray and freezing that piece of shit and then taking a chair to its head shattering it into several hundred thousand pieces, but him and Morty had just gotten out of Giant Court and did not want to get in trouble with the law around here again.

Rick would bide his time. He'd wait until Morty and him went back home. He'd wait until Morty was asleep before coming back here and searching high and low for that Jellybean Mother of a Fuck, and when he'd find him…well let's just say that the Candy Carnivores of Planet Capulon would love to meet his acquaintance…well whatever was left of him anyway.

Morty softly sobbed, "Please, I just want…to go home." Tears were about to fall freely from his eyes. Rick looked at his Grandson, veangeance would have to wait, as Morty needed him.

"Okay listen, Morty. I just won a bunch of Shmeckels. Why don't we use Twetny-Five of them to pay Slippery Stair for a ride back to the Village and, then we'll give the rest of the Schmeckels to the Villagers, huh?"

Morty looked up at his grandfather, "Really?"

"Sure, Morty. Yeah. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending," Rick gave his grandson as smile as the left the bar on the back of Slippery Stair and journeyed back to the village, and along the way Rick Sanchez began to daydream of the things he'd do to that Jellybean the next time he saw him.

It was a long and arduous trek back to the village but they were met with the cheers and adulation of the villagers.

Rick and Morty dismounted from Slippery Stair, and Morty gave the villager from earlier a bag full of Rick's winnings.

"Thank you, kind sir. Our village is saved! You are both true heroes!"

Morty giggled as two blonde wenches gave him a kiss on each cheek.

"Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet," Rick grinned.

"Thanks Rick, but I don't know if I should." Morty rubbed the back of his head. "You know, you were right about the Universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place."

Rick smiled. "Well you know, maybe that's why it could use a little cleaning up," He burped. "Every now and then. This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty Style."

The Villager from before approached Rick and Morty, "Oh heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved King so that he may thank you personally!"

Rick looked over to see their King and was enraged at what he saw. That Fucking Jellybean Rapist was their Fucking King. Uh-uh, no, not happening on his watch, Rick was getting his Freeze Ray out, Fuck this World. It could live without its sick twisted Jellybean King.

"Uh, no I-It's cool." Morty turned and grabbed his Grandfather by his coat. "Rick, Portal, Hurry!"

Rick looked at Morty and obliged him, he didn't blame his Grandson for wanting to get the heck out of Dodge. He took his Portal Gun and shot a portal back home. Rick and Morty went through the portal which closed right past them.

Morty sighed a breath in relief as he leaned against a wall. "Phew, well that was some adventure, eh Rick?"

Rick wasn't listening to him as he punched the code in for his safe and retrieved a ray gun which sought out and destroyed a specific target at its base atomic level liquefying it into Mush. He set the dials for 'Non-Humanoid.'

"Rick?" Morty looked at his Granfather.

'Anthropomorphic.'

"Rick?"

'Miscellaneous.'

'Is something the matter Rick," Morty asked.

'Confectionary.' Rick used the portal gun to open the way back to the Fantasy World Planet and stuck his ray gun through the portal and fired. A few seconds later his arm came back in covered with some blue blood like substance on his arm and ray gun.

Morty looked at Rick's arm and gasped, he had seen blood like that before. "Rick?"

"We'll talk about it when you want to talk about it, okay Morty?" Rick wiped off the blue goo with a rag and set aside his Ray Gun to clean later. "It's not your fault what happened."

Morty got a bit teary eyed and hugged his Grandfather. "Thank you Grandpa Rick."

"Anytime, Morty. Anything fo-fo-for you Morty."

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