Exam complications 1
Summary:
Teiko Arc - Kise walked into the English exam with confidence, but it turns out he made one big mistake. Also turns out, Akashi and Kuroko made a bet on his results, guess who won? Aokise, Akakuro.
Disclaimer: I do not own any KuroBasu characters, nor any of their idiocy.
Author's note:
This is based upon real experience when I took my exams, but most of this is made up. Any resemblence to real life situations will merely be a coincidence (seriously, 'cause I don't think that some people would be that careless...)
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRY THIS IN REAL LIFE, YOU WILL REGRET PULLING SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN YOUR PUBLIC EXAMS!
Italics: Kise's thoughts
Bold (for first part only): Teacher's dialogue
Kise plopped himself onto the seat in the classroom, took out his stationary in a Ziploc bag and started filling out his name out on the front page. He zoned out and stared out of the window when the teacher was reading the instructions for the paper. He quickly caught himself just before the two hour exam started.
"The time is now eight-forty five, you have two hours to complete the exam, you may begin."
Instantly, Kise flipped open the paper so quick he almost tore the paper, he was super hyped up and determined to finish the exam with high marks, the first question was to write a letter to another person about things that happened in a reading passage. A pencil was fished out of the bag and Kise annotated the passage in just 3 minutes. He started writing furiously starting from the letter, and for once Kise was unusually pumped up and started scribbling answers out on the paper.
He managed to finish the exam with fifteen minutes to spare, he checked the paper once, twice and still had seven minutes to spare. Letting out a silent sigh, he stared at the front cover blankly. A word caught his eye - dark blue.
Dark blue... like Aominecchi's hair and eyes...
He quickly pushed the thought away before he started blushing like an idiot, then he realized that something was off.
Dark blue? All I saw in the exam was grey and black...
Noticing something was amiss, he quickly reread the instructions on the front page, then he flipped through his paper at supersonic speed. Noticing his mistake, he blanched and sweat began to run in rivulets from his temples.
Crap... the instructions told me to write in black or dark blue pen, and I wrote the whole thing in pencil!
"Students, you have five minutes until the end of the exam."
Without wasting any time, Kise picked up his black pen and went over his pencil marks and tried to copy the whole paper in pen once again. His face was flushed red like he had a fever and his hand started aching from overwork. Unfortunately for him...
"It is now ten-forty five, your time is up. Put down your pens and I will come around to collect your paper."
Kise slumped in his seat with a dark cloud floating over his head, even mushrooms were starting to grow from his body as the teacher walked past to collect his paper. He barely finished going over half the paper, and he was the type to write a lot especially in his most confident subject.
"Oi, Kise. What the hell's with that face, you look terrible."
A familiar voice jolted Kise out of his gloomy state. He raised his head and met dark blue eyes.
"Aominecchi..."
"Why the hell are you so down, isn't this your best subject?!"
Instantly Kise's glum face transformed into something eerily resembling a kicked puppy, a look that Aomine was long immune to. Crocodile tears flowed down his cheeks as he flung himself at the ganguro, resulting in both of them knocking over a chair. He was sobbing incoherantly no matter what Aomine said.
In the end Aomine had to carry the sleeping blond home after his 'nervous breakdown'.
2 days later in the Teiko cafeteria:
Aomine is half asleep and drooling over Kise's shoulder.
Midorima is filing his nails.
Murasakibara is stuck between choosing barbecue-flavoured chips and pizza-flavoured chips.
Kuroko is severely pissed off and emitting a dark aura.
Akashi is extremely pleased.
Kise sat in front of the red and teal duo with a terrified expression, even ignoring the fact that his cardigan was getting soaked by Aomine's saliva.
"Kise-kun, what have you done?"
"What exactly did I do, Kurokocchi..." inwardly Kise made a crying face but was too scared to show it out.
"How could you have failed English when even Aomine-kun passed, I thought he was more of an idiot than you are. I take that back, both of you are idiots, equally stupid."
"Wha-" Kise was cut off by Aomine waking up and hearing Kuroko's comment, hence resulting him in shouting "OI TETSU!"
"None of this would have happened if you just passed your English exam, Kise-kun. I am very disappointed."
Kuroko huffed and promptly left the group, the rest left behind sans Akashi were left confused, except for Kise as he was bawling his eyes out (real or not, no one knows). Midorima was the only one who bothered to ask Akashi what happened to the polite phantom player. The answer they recieved was totally what none of them have been expecting though.
"Tetsuya and I made a bet on Ryouta's exam results, while Tetsuya had faith that Ryouta will pass his exams, I did not share the same thought and faith in him. To conclude, Tetsuya bet that if Ryouta passed his exams I would buy him vanilla milkshakes whenever he wanted for an entire month; if the latter, if Ryouta did not pass, I would cut off Tetsuya's milkshake intake for a week and he would be completely obedient to my orders for 2 weeks."
After Akashi explained everything, he left the cafeteria with a familiar smirk hanging on his face. The rest of the Generation of Miracles were left completely frozen with half their souls gone.
That same night, on Facebook...
Kuroko Tetsuya
I hate you all, especially you Kise-kun - feeling annoyed. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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Akashi Seijuurou ┬──┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) *silently puts table back*
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Midorima Shintarou Akashi! What are you doing?! This is not like you, not that I care.
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Akashi Seijuurou I am not joking, Shintarou. Tetsuya literally flipped the dining table over.
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Aomine Daiki XD WTF Tetsu, da hell is wrong with him?!
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Akashi Seijuurou Vanilla milkshake withdrawal symptoms.
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Kise Ryouta I'M SO SORRY KUROKOCCHI! I'LL BUY YOU VANILLA MILKSHAKES FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS! (oT-T)尸
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Midorima Shintarou Hmph, it seems that Kise finally did something smart.
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Kuroko Tetsuya ...Please do tell me how you managed to fail the English exam.
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Kise Ryouta Yay, Kurokocchi forgave me! (^_−) I wrote the whole exam in pencil and I noticed just 5 minutes before the end of the exam, I only copied a third of the exam in pen!
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Midorima Shintarou ...I take that back. Kise, you are really an airhead.
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Kuroko Tetsuya ...Please die, Kise-kun. Burn in hell for all I care. I lost my milkshakes for something like this.
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Kise Ryouta EHHHHH?! KUROKOCCHI?! (0_0)
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Kise Ryouta AND MIDORIMACCHI, DON'T BE MEAN! (/□＼*)・゜
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Akashi Seijuurou Ryouta, stop using emoticons. I am busy enough from trying to keep the furniture away from being destroyed without getting a headache from seeing your ridiculous comments. You shall pay for all the damages done, Ryouta.
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Murasakibara Atsushi R.I.P. Kise-chin.
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Author's note:
I'm back from my exams! (techinically I have my last one 2 weeks later, but whatever)
'kay, this is amusing to write. I admit that I was grinning like an idiot when I wrote this. Seriously do not copy this in real life, I will not be responsible for any losses on your part if this happens. If you are looking for someone to blame, blame it on Kise. （＾ｖ＾）
I just might turn this into a multi-oneshot fic, depends on whether I have inspiration to write on. If you have any prompts, please feel free to PM me or leave a review.