Author's Note: Week One: Pirates!AU.

"Avast, matey!" growled Anna, adjusting her eyepatch. A plastic black hat stamped with a skull-and-crossbones sat at a jaunty angle on her head. "X marks the spot!" She needed mood music. The theme from Pirates of the Caribbean blasted from her phone and she hummed along.

Elsa leaned in the doorway, arms folded across her chest. She rolled her eyes at her girlfriend's antics. "Anna, must you do this every time you torrent things from the internet? I already regret asking you to pick a movie for tonight."

Anna pretended to jump back in shock. "Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a fine booty ready for th' plunder!"

"Anna!" protested Elsa, half-laughing.

The redhead abandoned her laptop, bouncing on the bed and wielding a coat hanger with a flourish. "Prepare for boarding, wench!" The blonde squealed as Anna tackled her around the waist, pulling her down. "You're absolutely ridiculous," gasped Elsa, breathless from where her girlfriend had tickled her in the kidnapping process.

"You wouldn't have me any other way," replied Anna smugly, dropping character for a moment to steal a kiss.

"That's true. I guess I'm stuck with you."

"Stuck with me? Beggin' your pardon, wench, but you're talking to the Dread Pirate Anna, Scourge of the Seven Seas, Renowned Plunderer of Booty, Terror of the Ocean – "

" – Drooler upon Pillows…"

"I do not drool!"

"Yes you do. My adorable gross pirate."

Anna pouted. Elsa laughed, playing with one of her braids. "What, tired of your wench already?"

"Yes. You're a stinker."

"I suppose we're well-matched," murmured Elsa. She trailed kisses all over Anna's face – avoiding her lips – until the scowling redhead seized her chin and kissed her properly.

The laptop chimed, and Anna grinned. "Aaaannd done." She hopped off the bed.

"How many did you download?" asked Elsa, blinking at the lines of text the redhead was scrolling through.

"Plenty to keep us spoilt for choice. Oh, and I got subtitles for them all."

"That's a pretty impressive booty."

Anna leered. "You said it," she said, leaning over to squeeze Elsa's butt playfully. The blonde yelped and blushed. "My favourite treasure."

"Anna!"