DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN PERSONALLY. DO NOT THINK I HATE ROMANCES, THIS IS A COMEDY, A JOKE!

Scene One - A warm atmosphere is present in a small little room with a fireplace burning in the middle, a large recliner is next to the fireplace with a nightstand next it. A green armored figure sits comfortably in the the chair, wearing a crimson robe, reading a book titled Why I'm Better By: Master Chief and has a pipe sticking out where his mouth should be on his helmet.

Chief: *looks up* Oh, hello, *closes book and sets it on nightstand* I didn't see you there. I'd like to welcome you to my humble abode. Even me, a Covenant killing murder machine, need a place to kick back and relax. Well while you're here, I'd like to talk about a certain situation I've noticed while browsing Halo Fan Fiction, I'm constantly being paired with Cortana. I would like to say that, while we all have the right to speak freely, I would like to read about me kicking ass, rather than cuddling with Cortana. You wouldn't think that a Si-Fi shooter would be mostly romance.

Camera pans left, revealing another figure, the Arbiter.

Arbiter: I do want to say, *sips wine glass*, there are some good romance stories out there, but It's kinda gross seeing the Demon being paired with Lasky, or me has a female being paired with a human. I mean, even us Sangheili have standards. You can continue Demon.

Camera pans right, to Chief, who's pouring himself a glass of wine

Chief: Yes, an occasional romance is okay, but most stories that are still being written ARE romance, Drama would even b-"

Chief's cut off by the sound of gunfire coming from the lower floors. The Arbiter puts his hand to his head, a slight mumble could be heard.

Arbiter: Apparently, a huge mob of people have appeared, wanting to spill our blood. *stops talking has more radio chatter is heard* and they want to spill our blood since they are the writers of the romances.

Chief rises, brandishing an MA5, his robe falling, to reveal his damaged Mk 7 armor. The Arbiter soon joins him, his new 343 armor gleaming in the firelight.

Chief: I'm sorry but we'll have to cut this short there are-

Arbiter: About 900 people storming the building

Chief: Thanks

Sound of 1800 footsteps echo through the building

Chief: Get ready to fight

Arbiter: Yes *Arbiter nods while pulling out energy sword*

Halo comrades, This was a short little thing I wanted do. I did notice a lot of Halo Fan fics were romances and I thought "What would Chief say if he saw some of these." Please enjoy and remember THIS IS A JOKE. I have read a few good Halo romances. Goodbye you models