Disclaimer: Don't own Sailor Moon. But I'm gonna write these anyways so enjoy :)

AN: Here, have some fluffy/funny one shots while I work my way through Pax Lunae and write that gawd damn companion/sequel that is turning into a goliath sized fic.

Mario Kart

The sailors do love to congregate at Hikawa Shrine, and the Penthouse, and recently at Makoto's pastry shop (no surprises there). But ever since Ikuko and Kenji have been in on the secret, the Tsukino household has become a particular favorite.

Because Usagi, Chibiusa, and Shingo have the best collection of video games.

"Not such a star in virtual reality, huh Tenoh?"

"I'm gonna whup your ass Aino, just you wait." Haruka growls, steering her cart up a ramp to grab a power pack. She presses her thumb down hard on the 'B' button and jets shoot out the bottom of her avatar's cart. Wario flies past Princess Peach and Minako curses as he does.

"Oh no, now she's gaining on me!" Usagi whines, frantically clicking buttons on the controller. Her Bowzer Avatar swerves to cut Haruka off, knocking her cart against the side of the track. "YES!"

"You've still got me to deal with." Shingo says as his car pulls past Minako and inches up on Usagi.

"Ohhhh. Shitshitshitshit."

"Language" Ikuko shrieks from the other room. Usagi groans.

"Aw hell yeah, am I really beating Sailor scouts? I am! Ha! I can't wait to tell Kara."

"Got a crush on my sister now, Shingo." Minako fires at the 13 year old as she gets her cart back in front of Haruka.

"If I could just get Suna to program a World Shaking into this you wouldn't be so cocky." Haruka mutters as she tries to steer her cart back on course.

"About that," Ami pipes up.

MERCURY ICE BUBBLES FREEZE scrawls across the bottom of the screen.

"What?" chorus the four other players.

From the center of the track, a stream of bubbles races towards the leading cars, freezing Haruka and Minako in their tracks.

"FuckingshitMizuno!"

"Amiwhyyyyy"

"Language!"

"Butbubutbutbutbut – that's not allowed!" Shingo says as the ice on his tires sends his cart careening off a cliff.

"Noooo….you're supposed to let me win!" Usagi cries as her cart skids on a sheet of popped bubbles into a wall, with a force that sends the avatar glitching.

Ami's cart zooms past all four of them.

"I may have made a few upgrades."

"Wait is that Vanellope from Wreck-It!" Minako stares.

Ami shrugs. "That took some extra time but – yeah."

"How?"

"Well," Ami says as she smirks at them, "I was quite tired of being Luigi all the time."