A/N: Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Ed, Edd n Eddy/Fairy Tail crossover. This crossover almost have everything. Humor, action, romance, forth wall breaking. We decided the pairs of one of the Eds. EdxMirajane, Edd/Double DxCana, Eddyx?...We'll see what happens.

In this story, Insane Dominator is my co-writer of this story.

We would love to receive some feedback from you guys and favor the story. We would always welcome some criticisms, reviews and compliments.

Disclaimer: We don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy nor Fairy Tail. Ed, Edd n Eddy belongs to Danny Antonucci and Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima.

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Chapter 1 - A Stinky Situation

Peach Creek, Chicago

It's a normal day in Peach Creek. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining bright, the wind is blowing softly that makes everyone relax.

The scene starts in a boys' house when he is in his night attire with a night hat, while sleeping. In this "Media", the description of the boy is very skinny for a normal boy in real life. His night hat sticks out three strands of hair in the back of his head, which is in color black. His height is somehow in the middle. His skin is in color of sand-beige. He got up, yawned, in which there is a gap in his teeth, and went out in his bed, as he rubs his eyes to make his eyes widely awake. He prepares himself to start a new day. He is the smartest, fragile, witty, matured member of the group.

After he is prepared, he is wearing a black with two stripes beanie hat, red shirt, purple short, red thigh socks and cyan shoes.

Meanwhile in other scene, the boy who is now in his attire as flies are buzzing around in his head. In this "Media", his skin is yellow, his hair is short and stubby. his head has a shape of a lump in which his short friend called him, "Lumpy". He is the tallest, dumbest, dirtiest and strongest member of the group. He jumped right into the window of the basement, as he went outside, without taking a bath as always.

When he came out in his house, he is wearing a red-white shirt with a green jacket, violet baggy pants and black shoes.

In the last scene, the boy, who is the shortest of the group is now awake as he is done, taking a bath as he slides the door open. Their attires are obvious though. In his description, he is extremely short with only three strands in his hair. The shape of his face is somehow of a square, making him called a "flathead" thanks to that bratty girl. His skin color is a pinkish white. That's his look in this "Media". He is the cunning, tricky, confident, arrogant, loud-mouth, and self proclaimed leader of his pals.

He came out in his house, trying to be cool. He is wearing a yellow polo shirt with a red collar, violet slant print in the right side, cyan pants with a chain hanging in the left side and red shoes.

They are now in outside as they have prepared for their usual scam, the three boys are better known as Ed, Edd (Or Double D) and Eddy. The kids stopped on what they are doing and they looked at the Eds, the Eds have now introduced to them their newest scam. The short Ed-boy announced as his two best pals are just waving at the kids and us, the audience. The sign had a very bad spelling that says: "Ed's Musick Lessuns and Store" In their background, they show the kids the "instruments", in which they didn't know that Double D is the one who invents this, fragile "music instruments".

"Good morning, ladies and germs. Welcome to Ed's music lessons. You can learn music and even own your own instruments. Maestro Double D, care to demonstrate your masterpiece?"

Double D just sighed as he sits down and playing with his steel pedal guitar, in which the beanie boy called it "extremely annoying music instrument". He played it with skill that the kids have their eyes widen, just like when they we're having a cruise ship scam with the boy who holds with the wood named Jonny and a boy who wears a retainer named Jimmy.

The boy, whose chin is resembling of a shovel, calling him a "shovelchin" by Eddy is just looking at them suspicious and asked, before the kids are trying their musical instruments. He is still wearing his hat and wears his same attire.

"Double Dweeb isn't too shabby, but dork and dorky? I don't think so. Dumb Dork can't even play a violin. You don't have any musical talent dorky." The kids remembered that scene, making their looks uncomfortable and then laughed at the same time.

"OH YEAH! I'LL SHOW YA!" Eddy said, shouting while gritting his teeth and getting an "electric guitar", which is actually make from household, school supplies and adding electronics.

He then plugged it with an wireless amp that is made out of a wrecked mini TV. He played it like a rock, only for the kids to cover their ears, since most of it is out of tune, making the lovable oaf said with agony. Luckily for Double D, he is wearing earmuffs to avoid such noise.

"The sound of the harp is just like toothpicks in our ears Eddy!"

"Woo hoo! That's a hoot Eddy! You are making me and Plank, crazy for par-tey!" The boy named Jonny said it, while holding his 2x4 buddy named Plank with him. His attire is the same.

His looks is he have a semi-bald hair, making him called "Baldy" by the brat and Eddy. His head is big, making him called "blimphead" by the brat again. His skin is tanned. He is just dancing around, enjoying the ear-splitting music and is joining with the Eds.

"My ears! The sound, It's piercing my ears! Sarah! Help!" The wimpy boy said, while covering his ears. His name is Jimmy. His attire is still in the same.

His hair is resemblance of a fluff and wearing a retainer around him, just to make sure that his teeth are protected.

He is hugging with a short hair orange girl, who is just looking at the Eds in a menacing way. She is still wearing her usual attire and the brat's name is Sarah.

She then covers her ears and yelled at the Short Ed-boy. She can't call Ed out, because Ed is just sitting down, while looking at the drum set, which is actually made in kitchen wear.

"EDDY YOU FLATHEAD! STOP THIS GARBAGE!"

"Rolf is covering his ears like papa's set of potatoes... Ohhhh...The agony!" The boy named Rolf, who is covering his ears as he is running in circles. Kevin is now yelling to Eddy and said, while covering his ears.

He had a dark blue hair, tanned skin, and is somewhat the tallest of the cul-de-sac kids. His attire is just a yellow shirt and a large single middle red stripe, wearing pants and red shoes.

"HEY DORK! STOP THE MUSIC, YOU IDIOT!"

Eddy knew that he will lose "costumers" as he stops playing the guitar. He then puts it in its rightful place and smiling nervously. He then told Ed to play the drums, which Ed did. Double D knew about this situation, as Ed is hitting the "drum" kit randomly. Double D knew what will be the outcome and told Ed to stop. He just nods and stands up. Eddy then smiled and said, like a professional salesman.

"So, it's all good, who wanna give it a try?"

"I want to play the drums. It better be shabby dork." Kevin said, while keeping an eye on the Eds and pays them. He then sits down and facing the drums with his drumsticks.

"The violin looks so cool. Let's give a shot." A girl named Nazz is now smiling as she went to where Ed's violin is and plays it.

She has a short blonde hair, wearing a black undershirt with a white sleeveless shirt, violet pants and red shoes. She plays the violin with passion.

"This is very nice Sarah. Let's give it a try." A boy named Jimmy smiled as he is going to get a flute, Ed's flute.

He has a hair at resembles a fluff with a circle retainer around him. He is wearing a sky blue sweater, creams pants with a black leather belt, wearing it around his waist and black sneakers.

"This better be good." The brat named Sarah just gets the "tuba" and then plays it.

She got a short orange hair with a frog-like lips and wears a pair of earrings. She wears a pink sleeveless shirt, blue pants and violet shoes.

Jonny didn't bother on everything as he pays them up immediately. He just asked Ed if he got another violin. Unfortunately, he didn't have one.

Rolf then looks at Double D and asked, while bringing his accordion.

"Double D Ed-boy, Rolf must learn even more about the accordion so that Rolf can play difficult songs for the old-country. Can you give Rolf a music lesson?"

Double D then wanted to say something, but Eddy interrupted by and shoves his jar in Rolf's face and said with a grin.

"You want music lessons? That will be fifty cents."

Rolf immediately pays and puts those two quarters in his jar. He then told Double D to make the music lesson good, as he sits down in the chair and smiles like a maniac when he saw the money, almost filled up the jar.

"Look at all this moolah, we can buy two batches of Jawbreakers for this baby!"

"Eddy is always one step ahead!" Ed said, while raising his arms in the air and as always, praising his "plan".

It was all good, until Kevin hits his drumstick hard to the drums hard, thanks to adrenaline. He created a hole in that drum. He then calls Double D and asked him in a disgruntled manner.

"Alright Double Dweeb, what the heck is happening to my drums?"

Double D sighed and told Rolf, to practice his accordion lesson in which he had no clue. He went to Kevin and told him in a gentle manner.

"I think you've hit the drums too hard Kevin. The technique is to use it as a drumroll, to avoid making a large hole of the drums. I would sug-"

Kevin stood up and is now pissed like hell, because he is being lectured by a "dork", according to him. He grabbed him by the shirt and lifts him up as he clenches him right hand to form a fist, to pound him hard. In this case, he puts his drumsticks by the snare drum.

They stopped playing as they saw the scene. Eddy, puts his jar full of cash in the table and went to the scene and asked in a professional manner, to avoid being caught that its all a scam.

"What's going on down here?"

"The drum set is destroyed, you better fix it or my fist is going right to your face." Kevin said, while gritting his teeth as he drops Double D down to the ground, who is sitting down to the floor. He'll just keep an eye on those "twerps". Eddy then looks at the latter in a sheepish manner and said,

"Uh, don't mind him. We will just repair the - What the heck Ed?!"

When Eddy is going to finish his sentence, his eyes widen as he saw Ed jumped out of nowhere as if it's a mosh pit, right to where Jimmy is playing he flute. Jimmy stopped playing as he thinks that he is in danger, he turn to see Ed, who is going to pounce him, which is an extremely bad move. He then shouted in horror.

"HOLY MACKEREL! MOSHER!"

Ed got crashed into Jimmy, squashing him like a bug. Luckily, his flute is left unharmed thank to Jimmy, who dropped his instrument. Sarah, who saw this, got very angry, and stopped playing the music instrument. She drops the tuba in a harsh way, that the impact is so strong that it is now destroyed and went closer to her brother. The cul-de-sac are now not playing with the music anymore, because of this scandal that Ed has given to them. Instead, she grabbed Ed by the neck and pulls him close to her up by force.

Ed, felt that his neck is being gripped too tight that she is now leading to kill him. Eddy is now shocked at the scenario as he went to Ed's aid. Double D tries to help Ed, but Kevin taps his shoulder as he turns and facing him, who is cracking with his knuckles to beat him up.

Before Ed and Double D are going get beaten up by two of the most hothead of the cul-de-sac, a group of three ladies came out of nowhere and each of them are grinning. They are now in panic, as most of them left except for Jonny, who is now stopped dancing and went to the Eds, as they know who are those girls. Kevin and Sarah already left the scene, as Ed and Double D felt a relief. Most of the ones left are leaving their instruments in the ground.

The one is revealing to be a blonde hair girl, with a buck tooth. She is wearing a gray shirt, red mini-shorts, white knee socks and red shoes. She is actually a big airhead of the group. Her name is May.

Then, a blue haired girl with bangs just keeps an eye of Double D, who is shivering like him of what he see. She is wearing a black sleeveless shirt, black wristbands, camo-green pants with a chain hanged in the left side and is wearing a black shoes. Her name is Marie.

Finally, the tall one reveals to be a orange curly hair, which makes her eyes conceal. She is wearing a sleeveless red polka dot white shirt, navy blue pants with a chain hanging in the left said and red shoes. Her name is Lee.

The Eds are now looking with fear as they are stepping backwards because they saw those girls as nightmares. Those girls are known as the Kanker Sisters, who actually lives at the Trailer Park, and usually of the Eds can remember, they are the ones who are forcing them to get kissed. Jonny then asked Ed, with a curious manner holding his buddy Plank. He is not actually scared at them, but he is just curious what makes the Eds feeling terrified to those Kankers.

"Hiya Ed, are you scared to them?"

"Yucky evil, squishy, mushy girls Jonny!" Ed said, with fear read all over his face.

"They usually attempt to violate us. We are heavily reluctant as always, but they are going to force us to enjoy their kiss. How repulsive!" Double D said, while feeling to mortified about the memories about them, in which he didn't regard on remembering it.

"They are stalkers in short, Jonny boy!" Eddy said, in which indicates his voice that him and his friends is gone for good.

The Kankers are now facing the boys in each respective lines. May is facing Ed, Marie is facing Double D and Lee is facing Eddy. The Eds are now shaking in fear, hoping that they wished that someone is going to save them. Marie, who went closer to Double D and points his chest and strokes it in a gentle yet seductive manner in which he felt his spine shiver like ice. May is now smiling that she went to Ed, who is now screaming in his mind saying that he wants the aliens will shoot those Kankers down. Eddy wished that his bro is here and going to save him. Lee then looks at the floor, which seems to be musical instruments that Double D is inventing with. Good thing that his steel pedal guitar is not being touched. She then asked Eddy, who is now shivering in fear.

"Are you gonna sing a song for us? That's so sweet." Eddy then backs off and gets the jar full of...Nothing?! Now he thinks that Jonny is the one who stole his money, but realized that he might become Captain Melonhead and disappears, with the money that he scammed the kids.

"Hiya dream boat. I know you want me." Marie said in a seductive manner. Double D felt the pressure on him.

"Play the flute for me Big Ed." May said in a dreamy way, as she went too close to Ed. Ed is now sweating and is now shaking that he might get traumatized like, when the Kankers kidnapped him when his head is stuck in the glue. He shouted that he bumped them really hard, thanks to his natural super strength and they got launched into they sky, to return them to Trailer Park. Eddy and Double D had their eyes widen on how Ed did it. Sure, he got super strength, but never bumped them and then blast off like that. The Eds sighed that, their music scam had failed again. Their musical "equipment" has been all wrecked up, thanks to Ed's sudden run. Eddy is now gritting his teeth that Ed ruined the scam...Again.

After a few minutes, the cul-de-sac kids has now arrived and is now pissed like hell that their musical "instruments" have been broken. Sarah, Kevin and Rolf are now cracking up their knuckles as they are grinning that the Eds are gonna get beaten up...Again. Rolf is now twitching with anger that his very own accordion is now being crushed by Ed and said in a dark manner, before he growled.

"Ed-boys. You have crushed Rolf's feelings like Nana's mashed potatoes by destroying...ROLF'S ACCORDION?! IT HAS BEEN PASSED THROUGH MANY GENERATIONS BY MY ANCESTORS. AND NOW, ROLF WILL GIVE YOU THREE TRICKSTER ED-BOYS AN ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT OF DOOM!"

"I...Hate...Dorks!" Kevin's voice is now calm, but giving a vindicating aura that he is ready to pound them.

"YOU'RE DEAD STUPID!" Sarah said with a bratty demeanor and also cracking her knuckles.

The Eds are now shouting like hell as they are now getting beaten up by the kids. We can hear bones cracked, faces being punched, kneed, elbows and doing MMA submission moves. After the smoke is clear, the Eds are now being battered, bruised and limp. Then Kevin said in a cold manner, while laughing.

"That's what cha get...Dorks!"

Everyone left, while laughing with Kevin. Eddy saw his jar and is now really pissed off that Kevin had always belittle him and his friends. They got up, very slowly as Ed is just smiling like a moron and keeping that positive vibe. Double D got up, really slow and holding his lower back and heard a cracking sensation, making Eddy cringe for a bit with Ed just keeps his goofy smile. Eddy, with a black eye in the left and he is now vowing for revenge.

"THAT'S IT! I HAD ENOUGH OF SHOVELCHIN AND THOSE LAME GOOD FOR NOTHING TWERPS! I'LL GET MY HANDS ON 'EM! IF ONLY WE HAVE POWERS OR SOMETHING, I'LL MAKE THEM BEG FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS!"

"Violence is not a solution Eddy." Double D just sighed at Eddy's statement, as he knew that it won't change a thing.

"Yeah, because violins are painful Eddy." Ed said "violence" in a wrong manner, making Eddy facepalm and Double D sighed, holding his temples. As Eddy is now gaining composure, he then told them to go to the junkyard, which his two buddies nodded.

Later, in the violet van in the junkyard, The Eds are now talking about what would they do so that their scam will work out, not even the Kankers can stop them. Eddy is just sitting in the back, which has a waterbed in it. Ed is just jumping in like an idiot while laughing and making Eddy's body bounced, while in a sitting position and crossing his arms right in his chest and with a hint look of annoyance. He didn't know that he head is being bumped by the roof of the van and felt the pain as he punched Ed in the head, making him stop doing it. Double D just sighed as he is now sitting in the right side. He then asked Double D about the next plan.

"Hey Sock head, what's going to be our plan next?"

"I don't know yet Eddy. I just hope that Ed tries to restrain himself from overexcitement." Double D groaned about the situation that they are facing right now.

"Since when Burr-head listens?" Eddy just facepalmed about it and he saw Ed, who just sprang up and sits beside Double D. He then giving suggestion that they will tell a story, but Eddy told him that it won't do a thing during the time when they are stuck at Jonny's wall. Double D nodding in agreement with Eddy on this one. Ed just pouts and he just jumps himself, making his head stuck in the roof of the van as he saw the entire junkyard. He then shouted to his friends, who are actually inside the van and they saw a headless Ed, since his head is in the roof.

"GUYS, I FEEL MY HEAD IS ON THE TOILET!"

All of the sudden, Ed saw the sky is in their irregular and is collecting something that might turn into a whirlpool in the sky, according to him. Double D and Eddy are confused as they opened by the back seat as they look at the sky as it is start swirling. There eyes have been widen because the sky a, as they think that they are gonna die. Eddy went back to the van and grabbed Ed's leg to escape such fate. He ordered Double D to help him to get his head out of the van by pulling by the other leg. Double D nodded and hesitate to get him out of there. They grabbed his legs and pulled him out and they saw the sky is now swirling as it begins to suck them. The Eds are now shaking with fear as they are now pulling him out of desperation. The Anima is actually formed in the sky.

"LUMPY, DON'T GET SUCK INTO THAT HOLE IN THE SKY!" Eddy is now desperate to get Ed out of the place to avoid getting sucked by the Anima, while looking at the sky just now.

"Good lord man! Please Ed, we are not yet ready to die!" Double D pulled his left leg by using his strength, in which he is lacking actually. Ed is now smiling as he used his hands to get him out of the roof. He tried to use his strength by pushing him hard. Unfortunately, his strength is being contested by the Anima. The Eds are now trying their best to pull Ed out, who is also pushing himself to get out of there. But before they can think about it, they noticed that their feet is like floating as they are now beginning to get sucked into the Anima.

"I'M TOO HANDSOME AND YOUNG TO DIE! HELP!" Eddy shouted, as he looks down and he is sweating like hell because they are actually 10 feet in the sky.

"CURSE THIS FATE!" Double D is hanging on with his life, gripping Ed's pants too tight.

"I'M A FLYING CHICKEN GUYS!" As much as its too stupid and nonsense, he is just enjoying at what he is doing right now. He punched the roof of the van, in which it's stuck a bit. It didn't last long, as he is acting like a can opener and throws it.

As they are now in the sky, they are being sucked in by the Anima as Double D and Eddy are screaming for their lives.

They are now in space as they are now screaming that they are dropping like a rock. Ed is screaming with joy as he thinks that he can actually fly, like those gulls in his bed back in the day, Double D is now screaming as he wished that they are going to land in a safe place, and Eddy is being Eddy as he is screaming that they are going to die.

They saw a forest that is not really far from town in which they will find out soon. They are now in a new world which they are not familiar with. With that, a crash is heard as the Eds felt that their backs are being broken, especially Double D. Ed stood up first as he is curious about this new world.

"I look funny guys!" Ed laughed as he saw that his hands are no longer yellow, but slightly tanned. It means that Ed's skin color is now slightly tanned. The color of his hair is orange with a spiky style, he also have a red-orange eyes filled with excitement, his attire is still the same but his jacket had a slight adjustment, it now has golden trim around it. The shape of his head is also no longer a shape of a lump, but it's now like a human being shape of a head. He is still the tallest of the group. He is now eighteen years old in this world.

Eddy felt that his world is spinning around. He is now getting up as he is dusting his clothes out, thanks to Ed according to him. His hair is color black, with a semi-mohawk style. His eyes opened revealing to be, yellow-green. His attire is also the same, as always. Shockingly, his height is no longer very short like in his world, but at least he is slightly tall, but still the shortest of the group. He gasped that his looks have changed, as this world makes him...Hot, according to him. He then looks at a still unconscious Double D, as he went to him and grabbed him by the shirt and shake him up. He is now seventeen years old.

"SOCK-HEAD! WAKE UP! WE ARE IN A MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!"

"Yeah! And we've mutated!" Ed exclaimed.

"Uuuuggghhhh...Where are we Eddy?" Double D moaned as he felt the pain of his back. He is still holding his hat to avoid seeing what is actually inside it. His looks have also changed. His hair is black, with three long strands coming out at the back of his hat. He opens his eyes, looking at Eddy at it revealed to be light brown. His attire is still the same but there an additional accessories for him. He is wearing a violet cape with algebraic, scientific insignia and a sliver necklace that reveals to be an atom. Double D felt that he is dropped to the grassy floor as he saw Eddy, who is rattled that they don't know where they exactly now. Double D slowly got up and dusted himself out, as he is investing on where are they. He is now seventeen years old, but four months older than Eddy.

Ed just looking around like an idiot. Eddy then looks at the lovable oaf in an evil way and pounced him and said in the demented way, blaming Ed as always.

"Ed, you ox! Did you know that me and Double D are almost got killed?!"

"Uh...Nope?" Ed just keeps his goofy smile at Eddy, making Eddy twitching in anger as he going to punch Ed in face, only for Double D to stop him. Eddy just gritted his teeth and stood up, as he is just crossing his arms. The short-stump Ed boy then asked him.

"Do you know where we are now?"

"Hmmm...Ed, can you give me a hand?" Double D asked Ed for a favor to climb him up the tree.

"Already got a hand Double D." Ed then reached his hand, as Double D sighed, thinking that Ed is taking it literally. He told to him to throw him up in the sky and then catch him when he landed. Ed nodded and using her superhuman strength and throws Double D upwards that says, "Alley Oop!" and he is now up in the sky. He then saw a town nearby them and caught their attention, when Double D shouted.

"I SAW A TOWN IN FRONT OF US!"

"Really?! Well, what are we waiting for guys, let's get moving!" Eddy felt excited that at least they are not lost.

"Okay dokey Eddy." Ed gives him an okay sign and he is now attempting to leave, only for Double D to tell him in a frantic manner that, he must catch him in which he understands as he did catch Double D, but just barely.

Hargeon, Fiore

After a few hours, thanks to Ed's superhuman defense that he bumping everything in his path, even to the large trees. The Eds is observing that they are in a city, in which they thought that they are lost. Eddy still thinks they are in a middle of nowhere. Double D told them that they are going to find a map or something to keep them on track. Eddy, ordered him to get a map in which Double D groaned that he knew that Ed is not good of asking directions, alone with a conversation with sense. Double D sighed that he'll go with him, to get a map while Eddy is just standing by.

After a few minutes, thanks to Double D and his intellectual and logical encyclopediac words, they are now together as they as passing by a lot of people. Double D then announced on where they are now, while holding the map since he can't trust Ed, because he might eat it.

"Gentlemen, we are actually in a town of Hargeon, a part of the country called Fiore."

"Floor? Like we are stepping right now? And Halberds?" Ed asked, only for Double D to sigh as they keep on going and Eddy is just ignoring on what Ed said.

"And? Without cash, we are still in a middle of nowhere." Eddy complained and put his hands on his pocket.

Before they are going to argue as always, they saw a pink haired boy, who is actually feeling stick because of motion sickness and a cat in which that they felt weird. The boy is actually wearing a sleeveless (which he is also wearing a red long jacket), gold trimmed, black waistcoat that was open and untucked, a black thick wristband on his left wrist. He is also sported with a white knee trousers, a white scarf with brown horizontal mark around his neck, and is actually carrying a very large adventure bag carrying a lot of stuff. The cat is color blue with a white underbelly and had a very big black eyes, he is also carrying a small bag. The Eds are just passing them by, only for Eddy to tell them that they must follow the two, concealing their presence.

"Eddy, I don't think it's a good idea. We would be stalking them." Double D is now worried that once they got caught, they would be in trouble. 'So, this place is actually associated with magic. Intriguing.' That is what Double D had in mind.

"Shut up Double D. We must follow them, in order of us not to get lost." Eddy determined that they must follow those two in front of them.

"Nice cat, huh Eddy?" Ed said in a dumb manner, making Eddy nervous and eventually taped his mouth. 'If this place has a deal with magic, I can make butter toast, unlimited gravy and chickens!' Ed grins about the thought, when him and Double D are going to get maps.

This took them some time as they saw a large building, in which Double D can judge. Then, they saw a large group which are actually girls that made Ed scared, with his eyes widen. He pulled the tape out, in order for him to talk. Eddy and Double D are covering Ed's mouth to avoid cover. The girls talked like, "Oh my gosh, It's Salamander!" with voices that they are actually squealing, along with a blonde haired girl.

"He looks like a sissy." Eddy is just disinterested about this 'Salamander' and moves out, along with the two Eds, while passing the boy and the cat, in which they ignore them.

"Yucky, evil, mushy man bad for Ed!" Ed with a disgusted look in his face.

"Strange, only women as his fans? This is odd." Double D is just being cautious while avoid his presence. The boy and the cat, stopped as they are observing the guy, if he is actually Salamander. The Eds are almost out, but Double D told them to stop as he told them to turn, as they are looking at the scene.

"Hey! Ig-!" He greeted with excitement the person, but sighed as he knew that it's a wrong person. After hearing it, the heart eyed blonde girl is shocked and returns back to back to normal. "What the heck, who are you?" He asked in a dumb way, in which Eddy heard it and chuckled that this guy is also an idiot, not just Ed. Double D just observes that 'Salamander' person and is now taking notes. Ed covered his eyes, as the girls are madly going to attack the pink haired boy as the two Eds sweat dropped at the him and breaking up into laughter, just for Eddy. Double D then wanted to help, but Ed and Eddy are just laughing at the pink-haired boy, in which those girls didn't notice. Salamander then told the girls that he didn't mean it and the girl then continue their admiration, with heart shape eyes. The Eds then left to go to a restaurant, with Double D as the guide, holding the map.

The blonde then turned her admiration into a very bitter look with mean animosity. The pink haired-boy got up and dust himself while gaining composure. Salamander then flicked something in purple flames, revealed to be a large square paper revealing to be an autograph and offer it for the boy. He then gawks at it and looks at Salamander again.

"No thanks." He said with disinterest in his voice and again, he got beaten up by his girls and is being thrown into a multiple garbage cans. Then, the cat went to his aid and sighed about his situation and looks at this Salamander.

"Guess it's not him." The cat sighed. Salamander then flicks his hand again and is now standing in a tower of purple flames.

"Well then, all of you fair maidens are all invited to come to my yacht tonight. Farewell." He winks at the girls making them squeal and departed, riding in those flames of where will he go, who knows? The ladies are now following him, leaving the blonde, pink-haired boy and the cat.

"Who is this guy?" He asked while rubbing the back of his head, after that all-women thrashing as he stood up with the blonde.

"Um, thank you for the help." The blonde said while bowing him with respect, smiling. The boy is now wondering why.

After that scene, the girl invited the boy and the cat to eat as they went inside to the restaurant. They saw three people are waiting for their food, revealing to be the Eds, though they ignore them. They sit down at a separate table, while the Eds are observing that, they were the people that they were facing right now. They heard that the blonde's name is Lucy, in which they are nodding, even if they are in a separate table. They even heard that the boys' name is Natsu and the cat, Happy. They are just talking about the whereabouts of Igneel, who is Natsu's father and telling her that he is a real Dragon, making her looks frozen and making the Eds, mostly Ed, woo about it because they heard about it. Ed smiled with joy thinking that it's cool, Double D is just intrigued because he heard about these mythological creatures, but not in this case and Eddy is shivering thinking that it's ferocious, before gaining composure.

At the Eds table, they are now facing to each other as they are talking to one another.

"Hey Sock-head, that guy, whose hair color is pink, just what's his deal with that hair?" Eddy asked in a grin, while he is observing Natsu.

"I'm not so sure Eddy. Ed, what did you order?" Double D looks at Ed in a stern manner, only for Ed to have a goofy smile, while looking at the cat in a separate table. Eddy is now looking at Ed, whose eyebrow is raised. He didn't know that they don't have Jewels (Currency of this world).

"Look guys, a miniature feline. Tweet!" Ed squealed a bit, of what he saw, especially when he saw Happy. Double D and Eddy are now looking at the what they see. They can't believe that what Ed said is true. They saw Happy, who is gobbling the food fast, alongside with Natsu.

'Boy, this guy has an appetite. I wonder who will win if this guy and Ed are eating.' Eddy just sweat drop at the scene.

'Well, I can't believe in my own eyes. I have definitely see a cat that eats human cooked food.' Double D is just shocked at the situation and also sweat dropped.

"I ORDERED MY FAVORITE, BUTTER TOAST!" Ed announced very loud and belched, "THAT HIT THE SPOT!" making the people in the restaurant looking at them with daggers. Natsu, Lucy and Happy are also looking at the Eds. They are just shocked that they are the one who we're at Salamander scene. Natsu is just gritting his teeth, while looking at Eddy, for mocking his misfortune and is ready to fight, Happy just reminded him to calm down, Lucy is just studying and observing them. The pink haired boy then yelled and pointing at Eddy.

"HEY SHRIMP! ARE YOU THE ONE WHO LAUGHED AT ME?!"

"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING SHRIMP, MORONIC PINK HEAD?!" Eddy stood up and is gritting his teeth while mocking Natsu's hair. Double D told Eddy to calm down to avoid scandal, but Eddy didn't heed his word. He hates being called related to shortness. Ed, who is just eating his butter toast and just looks at the other group. Lucy told Natsu to calm down, but to no avail. Once he is pissed, he is pissed.

"YA WANNA FIGHT?! BRING IT ON!" Natsu's flame aura has felt in the restaurant, making Double D and Eddy nervous. Happy then told him to stop and just introduce to those boys, because there are innocent people inside. Natsu stopped his attack and still doing a death stare to Eddy and said, "You're lucky that there are innocent people here, we'll settle our score later." Lucy sighed in relief and then told them if they can sit in their table. Double D is just nodded and told the boys to come and chat.

After that, they went to their separate ways, though their is a bit animosity towards Natsu and Eddy. Lucy just sighed that she have to pay the Eds order and even for Natsu and Happy. The Eds are walking for a while, only to see Lucy, sitting in the bench while reading Sorcerers Weekly and finally that she will join a famous guild in which that she has wished for, called Fairy Tail.

When Salamander showed up, the Eds are hiding behind the bushes while pulling Ed out, to avoid suspicion.

"So, you want to join Fairy Tail?" Salamander asked her with a smile, while trying to use his charm spell. "I just personally invited you to go to my yacht tonight."

"You're Charm Spell won't work on me! I'm already aware of its use! You won't affect me!" She points on him and with disgusted look on him and turned her back and rejects his offer.

The Eds heard it in the bushes and Double D thought, 'I knew that this 'Salamander' is suspicious.'

"You "do" wanna join Fairy Tail, don't cha?" He asked. Lucy then faced him, who is intrigued. He then gives her a charismatic smile. "Say, have you heard of Salamander?"

"What? You're telling me that you're Salamander, the famous fire wizard of Fairy Tail?!" She wanted to know if it's true.

"That's right. If you wanna come with me, I'll give my word for ya." He lied, but she can't tell whether it's a lie or not. She has fallen into his trap and they left together.

After they left, the Ed's knew it as they are now going to help her, even if they don't have any hand-to-hand training. Eddy is now willing to kick Salamander's ass already, Double D knew it already when Lucy shouted that he is using a charm spell, he does not want violence, in fact he hates such a thing, but he had little to no options. Ed is now having a strong sense of justice as he will fight the "Mushy" guy.

That night, Natsu and Happy were watching at the yacht leaving, making Natsu sick, which his remembered his motion sickness.

"Aw. Come on, It's not that we're gonna board it or anything." Happy smiled. Then, they are seeing that a few girls are now going in excitement to go to the yacht of this 'Salamander'. He heard of Fairy Tail and looks at the yacht, which gives him a motion sickness.

The Eds actually went inside while concealing themselves, thanks to Ed's talent and Double D's invention that they will be invisible. Once they are now in the yacht, they keep themselves hidden, as Salamander is going to use his sleep charm to Lucy. Eddy cannot wait to whack this show-off to his face.

Then, they saw Salamander's men are carrying unconscious women in their shoulders.

"Wha-What the heck?!" Lucy is surprised and is now shaking with sadness and anger. She has been fooled all along.

Salamander's smiled turned into a malicious grin and telling her welcome. Lucy told him that he is the worse mage that she has ever encountered. Before Lucy can use those keys, a purple fire whip whacked her hand and landed into his right hand. "Ah. So, you're a Celestial Wizard huh? But, they are useless to me since those Celestial Spirits were contracted to you." He then throws those keys to the saw. Lucy is now crying that she feels helpless.

Before they can do anything, a right wall is busted, revealing to be the Eds, thanks to Ed's clumsiness as they are no longer invisible. Eddy, now grins and looks at Salamander in a dark look and said, "Alright show-off, let's go!"

Then Natsu crashed into the room and lands on his feet as he is not amused that the guy is using the Fairy Tail name in a bad way. "You are witnessing an alien ass kicking!" Ed said, while Lucy sweat drops and is now feeling thankful that the Eds and Natsu are here. As Natsu stood up, his motion sickness get into him as he is on his knees, Eddy sweat dropped when he saw that.

"Uh...That's his weakness, sheesh." Lucy sighed, then saw Happy above and smiled.

Before they are going to attack them, Ed is now covering with a swamp green aura that Salamander's men didn't see it coming. Lucy is impressed and asked the two Eds.

"What kind of magic does Ed use?"

"We, uh...We don't know." Double D just sighed, while looking at the enemy with focus.

"Beats me, even I don't know." Eddy just shrugged and returns to a fighting stance.

But Natsu knew it as his face turned even more green as he can't focus on kicking their asses and went out as he vomits. Eddy and Double D are now pinching their nose, Lucy squealed, but she thinks that she smells a corpse, "Oh my god! This smell is too disgusting!" Happy told her that they are getting out of here before she smells like Ed, as Double D told him to find Lucy's key and nods in understanding. Ed is now revealing to hold a chicken, making Salamander's men laugh. But they are in a surprise of a lifetime. Ed now remembered Eddy calling him "Stinky" and Shouts.

"I shall summon the making of a chicken that clucks with my smell! Stink-Make: Chicken!" Ed then clenching his fist filled with swamp green aura, grins and strikes in front of Salamander's men, with a swamp poison air green seal. They laughed at first, but they saw a fowl of chickens and their eyes widen in horror as one of them said, "Stink-Make Magic?!". They got hit as they are running for their lives, as some of them passed out and Salamander is running for his life, as they went to the deck. Eddy and Double D went to Natsu, whose skin is pale, thanks to Ed's new magic.

"I...Already know what's...Ed's magic." Natsu said weakly. Double D told him that it's his smell. Natsu is still sick and shouted that it stinks and it almost killed him. They are helping him to stand up, by carrying him with his shoulders in their respective sides.

Outside the sea, Lucy and Happy are still in sky. Unfortunately, Happy is running out of Aero Magic. "Oh no!" Happy cried as he let go of Lucy and the both of them are getting dipped into the sea. She swam and finally found her keys and they swim to find air and gasped as they have finally resurfaced.

"Open: Gate of the Water Bearer - Aquarius!" Lucy inserts the key into the water and the gate opened. Aquarius appeared, who is actually holding a water vase. She is a mermaid with long blue hair, eyes, and tail. Happy is now drooling that she can be eaten.

"Tch!" Aquarius shows some attitude to Lucy, which makes her twitch.

"Hey! I didn't summon you to give me that attitude! Aquarius, I want to get that ship to shore!" Lucy exclaimed and ordered, only for her to get a death glare that shivers Her's and Happy's spine.

"Lose my keys again and you're dead! Got it?" Aquarius said with a cold manner.

"G-Got it..." Lucy stuttered and scared. Aquarius then spins around to summon a wave from her vase and went straight to the ship.

Meanwhile at the ship, Ed, Double D and Eddy, are now trying to avoid Salamander's attacks while carrying Natsu, in which Eddy complained that why is his weakness is motion sickness. Before they can do anything, they saw a huge wave is going straight towards them. The Eds and Natsu think that they are goners as they are looking at the wave. "...Mommy?" Eddy felt that his lower extremities are shaking fast.

"My name is Ed and I'm a sponge!" Ed shouted with excitement as he is extending his arms in the air, making his friends staring daggers at him. The girls have already escaped as they have snapped out of the Charm Magic by Salamander.

Lucy is now on shore, right next to Happy, whose head is buried in the sand as he pulled it out.

"Hey! You don't have to wash me up you know!" Lucy said in anger and annoyance.

"Hmph! You are so lucky that I didn't aim on you. Don't call me, because I have date with my boyfriend." Aquarius smirks and then disappears to the Celestial World, which makes her irritated by that last statement.

The Eds and Natsu are now in the side of the sand as Ed got up with swirly eyes. "I love pudding skins made of gravy and I feel like a sponge." Ed muttered in a ridiculous manner.

"Oops, you've just landed into the right direction." Eddy also got up and felt really dizzy.

"That's the world biggest wave...Woot!" Double D said, who is acting silly. They are pulling themselves together. Since they are now at shore, Natsu didn't feel any dizziness anymore.

Lucy and Happy just looks at the four boys who are in their dark looks and glares at Salamander. Natsu is now pissed like hell, as he is cracking his knuckles. "So? You say that you're a member of Fairy Tail? How come I've never seen you're face before?!" He shows his Fairy Tail mark on his right arm. No doubt that it is a Fairy Tail symbol.

Eddy is now ready to get in on the action. "You piece of trash! I will make sure that you belong there!" His aura is now glowing in yellow.

"You rapscallion! You are actually selling Lucy into a slave or even prostitution?! You will pay for the consequences of your actions!" Double D is now having an aura of his own.

"I will make sure that I, Ed, is going to obliterate you, like the aliens of the Planet Xen!" Ed, shockingly who is unleashing his aura, in which Natsu is trying to stay away.

His men are trembling as they can't move, "Bora...It's...It's him! The real deal!"

The man is actually named Bora and said in annoyance, "Hey, don't call me that!"

Happy knew his name and explained while crossing his arms, "Ah...That's him name. Bora the Prominence. He was once a member of the Titan Nose Guild, but he excommunicated because of misbehavior and using his magic for malevolence."

"I don't care what do you call yourself or whatever, yet you masquerade yourself as a Fairy Tail member?! DON'T GIVE FAIRY TAIL A BAD NAME!" Natsu roared in anger and gritting his teeth. Bora ordering his men to attack him, but was intervene by Ed.

"Your mother wears army boots!" Ed shouted and then sneezed all of the sudden, knocking some of his men out. Happy is just shocked and comments that, such sneeze has such power.

Double D just muttered, "Gazunit."

Then Double D then saw Bora's men, who are going to get Lucy and unexpectedly doing his magic and said, by a slip of the tongue.

"Solid Script Magic: Wave!" Then, they saw a big word "Wave" in the sea, washing his men away from Lucy. Natsu saw it and is actually surprised and thought, 'That reminds me of Levy doing Solid Script Magic. Even Double Dude is activating this kind of magic. Cool.'

Eddy is now grinning in hell as some of Bora's men are going after him. Eddy then smiled in a maniac way as he halts himself before releasing something from his hands in a graceful form.

"Dough Blizzard!" Eddy then released magic and shots it like a windshield wiper, as money shaped blizzard came out in his hands thanks to that golden aura and blows his men away and got crashed in many directions. He is now even more happy that he can made magic out of him. Eddy then looks at Natsu and shouts, "Your turn, Pinkie!"

"Shut up shorty! It will be my turn!" Natsu said in annoyance, turns his back to his friends and dashing forward towards Bora. Eddy just sizzled is anger, because of the word "shorty"

"Prominence Typhoon!" Bora shouted and summoned forth a huge amount of energy and launched it towards Natsu, who seem to unaffected of the attack, only to eat his flames making Bora shouts like a girl. "Eat this, Red Shower!" Bora then summoned forth his seal and attacked him with multiple purples flames that acts like a machine gun. Natsu is just passing by his attacks, as if it's just nothing but bugs.

"For the record, your fire taste bad! But that hit the spot!" Natsu grins as he thinks that it's his turn to attack. A flaming red seal appears in front and took a deep breath. "Here we go! Fire Dragon's Roar!" After those words, fire launched into Bora really fast and he barely dodged the attack. He smirked as, he is floating with the purple flame guiding him and is going to attack him. The Eds then joined with him. Eddy is looking at him with a grin and asked him, as if he the representative for the Eds.

"Shall we finish this moron, Pink Hair?"

"Grrr! Sure, so that we will settle our score later, pipsqueak!" Natsu said, while urging to punch Eddy in the face, while facing Bora. Eddy too has the same mutual thought to the "flamed retard", according to him.

"Solid Script Magic: Mace!" Double D shouted and sends the big word "Mace" with spikes on it and went straight to Bora. Bora dodged the attack and was surprised that the Eds can do magic.

"I shall unleash my deliciousness of which is butter toast to rot my enemies! Stink-Make: Butter Toast!" Ed then reveals to be holding butter toast, after he summons the seal. He throws it at the direction where Bora is flying. He didn't see it coming though, but his eyes are almost being hit. Good thing he dodged it, but unfortunately, Eddy is now behind him as he is going to unleash his magic, with summon forth his seal. He was actually thrown by Ed, before he attacked.

"Checkmate! Cent Flood!" Eddy then launches a wave full of cents as Bora's eyes widen while he was swallowed by the money. Eddy tries to jump in to get to money, but he saw Natsu, who is grinning as he is going to punch the guy, who mocked his fathers name. Eddy went out of his way. He then faced the money body Bora.

"Eat this! Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" He then punched him to the face, sending him flying and crashed right through his yacht's entrance. Ed then said with joy, "It's a bird!" making the three boys sweat drop, while they are in the air.

Then the four landed to their feet as Lucy and Happy are happy that Natsu and the Eds are safe. Double D is shocked that, he is actually fighting, while Ed and Eddy are just too happy for their victory.

"Wow guys! You did it!" Lucy celebrated with them of their victory, but it's short lived because the Royal Army are heading towards their direction.

"It's the Royal Army!" Lucy exclaimed while looking at those knights. Natsu notice this and grabbed Lucy by the arm as they are running like hell and Happy is running in pursuit. Ed is just looking at the site where Bora is landed, like an idiot. Eddy is already running, while Double D is just rattled because the knights are coming in their direction.

"Uh, Ed, you might wanna look behind." Double D warned as he is pointing to where the Royal Army now going to go after them.

Ed, who is now turning to where he is facing and he is now running for his life, grabbing Double D by the arm and throws him, to ride in his shoulder.

"SAVE US, DRAGON FLAMING CHICKEN HAIR GUY!" Ed shouts with plea.

"Forget those knights, just follow me!" Natsu huffs, still holding Lucy and runs as fast as he can. "Say Lucy, you said you want to join Fairy Tail right?" He asked Lucy, who is now smiling that her dreams have come true.

The Eds, Natsu, Happy and Lucy are now running off the scene and went of to Magnolia.

Back at Peach Creek

Everyone was now outside as they are now worried that the Eds with the exception of Kevin and Sarah and Kevin for obvious.

Nazz started this conversation by asking them about what they think. "Guys, they haven't returned ever since that music scam."

"No way! Those dorks are actually somewhere and are doing some stupid scam." Kevin scoffed while crossing his arms.

"Well, I haven't seen them either. Plank told me that, they weren't there when we were stuck in a tree, sewers, creek and monkey swings." Jonny informed while telling them his story.

"Well at least there is no stupid brother with me and especially...NO SCAMS!" Sarah felt overjoyed that there are no Eds in the scene. Nazz shots at glare at her, in which she is unaffected.

"How can you say that?! He is still your brother after all! I hope they are fine." Nazz sighed and wished that the Eds are fine.

"Rolf agrees with the Nazz. The Ed boys have a reason why they didn't do their foolishness so far. Rolf's farm animals misses the Half-wit for brains Ed boy." Rolf nods in agreement with Nazz, who is just crossed his arms and smiled about the memory with Ed, taking care of his animals.

"I wish too that they are fine. I hope no harm come within them." Jimmy also shows concern about the Eds safety.

Their lives have changed that the Eds are gone, since they have no clue of where they are now.

Fairy Tail Guild Hall, Magnolia

The Eds and company has now arrived at the entrance of Fairy Tail Guild Hall. It was made of wood with a Fairy Tail Insignia with a sign labeled "Fairy Tail" at the entrance.

Natsu kicked the door hard and shouted, "We're here!"

The people just told him, "Welcome back!" He is now pissed at the guy, who told that Salamander is there in Fiore and kicked him in the face and the brawl has started. The Eds are alarmed at the scenario, especially Double D, who thinks that the guild is barbaric. Ed, on the other hand is now grinning, making Eddy chuckle. Lucy is amazed. Her wish has come true and smiled with joy that she is one step closer to become a Fairy Tail member, along with the Eds. There was a bar that someone is tending it. Her name is Mirajane Strauss and the model of Sorcerer's Weekly.

"Amazing! I can't believe it! I'm about to join Fairy Tail." Lucy felt overjoyed that her wish has come true. Although she saw a brawl. Then she saw Mira and squealed like a fan girl, "I can't believe it! Mirajane! "The" Mirajane of Fairy Tail!"

"DOG PILE!" Ed shouted as he jumps in the brawl, laughing and feeling hyped. The two Eds sighed and sweat dropped at the Lump's actions.

"Hey flames for brains, fight me!" A guy gritted in anger, with shouting at the pink haired Dragon Slayer, who is busy on beating someone. His name is Gray Fullbuster. He had dark blue, spiked hair and is wearing black boxers, unfortunately, he is topless.

"Sure, if you have some clothes on!" Natsu answered.

'What the hell?! Is he a macho dancer or something?' Eddy felt disgusted when he saw Gray, but he remembered that Double D actually did it when he is holding a jinxed boomerang and laughed at the situation.

'Is he indecent?! I feel I'm gonna be sick.' Double D covered his face, so that he didn't see him half-naked.

"Gray, your clothes." A woman, who is sitting at the bar reminded him. Her name is Cana Alberona, Fairy Tail's hard drinker. She had dark brown hair, blue bra, brown short pants and sandals. She is holding a wine glass, puts it in the table and sighed, "That's why I can't handle men like them, they have no class whatsoever." She gets a barrel and drinks it hard.

'Oh my lord! How can one can able to drink large quantities of alcohol at once?!' Double D's eyes widen when she is drinking, only for Eddy to chuckle at such situations.

Gray is now looking for his clothes and the large tall man named Elfman Strauss joined the brawl. He had large white spiky hair, slightly tanned skin, had a right scar in his face over his right eyes and is wearing a long black jacket with a print at the back that says, "Number one" He then said with a statement, "A real man will only talk with his fist!" Ed then shouted with joy that he reminds him of Frankenstein, because of his looks.

An irritated Natsu and Gray just punched the lights out of him and sends him flying, shouting, "Get out!"

"Oh hello there, you come here often?" Eddy is trying to impressed Mira, who is just giggling at him and he got hit by a flying Elfman that crashes them both to the table. Eddy groaned in pain and said, while pushing him out, "Get off of me!"

"Nice landing Eddy!" Ed laughed, while keep on fighting some random mages.

"Oh I'll give ya a landing!" Eddy gritted his teeth and jumps into the brawl out of frustration. At least, he can settle the score with Natsu.

Ed, whose head got popped out of nowhere in the dust and seems to be enjoying.

"Hey guys, cool swimming pool huh?" Ed asked his friends with an idiotic manner. Mira is just giggling even more that Ed is having fun, while Lucy and Double D just sweat dropped.

"So annoying!" Said a boy named Loke. Loke had a messy orange hair, wearing blue sunglasses, and had a lime green jacket. He is sitting with two and stood up and dedicated this fight for them after he got hit by a mug.

The fight has so much hysteria and it's not yet two minutes.

Gray lost his boxers, seeing a grinning Natsu who is just spinning it around. He got mad and told him to return it to him.

Lucy felt mortified that he is naked, alongside with Double D, who is just pulled his hat to avoid the sight of it and went to the bar, after he pulled his hat to see.

Double D sighed as he is just sitting next to Cana, who is looking at him and winks, making him blushed furiously.

"Why aren't you joining the fight?" She asked in surprised and wondered. Double D told her that he hates pointless violence, making her smile and tries to flirts him, but only to stop, because of the brawl, 'I can't flirt with this cutie right here if these morons keep on fighting.'

As the brawl went out of control, Cana and Double D just sighed at the scene as she is now twitching in anger and frowns, "Alright guys, knock it off!" She then brought out some cards to stop this fight, because everyone are now using magic to fight, even Ed, whom some mages felt sick and Eddy.

They stopped the fight when a large figure stepped in and boomed, "WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?! YOU IDIOTS ARE WRECKING THE PLACE!" The figure then steps into Eddy and Natsu, who are just staring down at each other.

"Hi master!" Mira greeted while waving her left hand. Double D felt that he is about to wet himself, Ed felt the hype and shouted that it's a tall bear. The figure then shrinks down into a very small man. Double D sighed in relief, but surprised.

"It's a shape shifting dwarf!" Ed shouts with glee while raising his hands on the air, only for the beanie boy to warn him.

"Greetings everyone!" He said with a caring manner. The man's name is Makarov, Fairy Tail's Guild Master. Everyone is looking at him in anticipation. He shows them a file of papers, which is full of complaints. "How annoying! Too much complaints from the Magic Council! This has got to be the most complaints that has ever written! The recent one is Natsu trashed the harbor to oblivion!" Cana giggled, looking at Double D, who felt nervous at the incident. Ed is just smiled like an idiot and Eddy is shaking in fear. "...You people make me mad!" He continues and still ticked to a great degree. Everyone looked down in shame. There was a short pause until..."...However." He then burned the papers and throws it, whom Natsu jumped in and eat it, whom Eddy laughs, thinking he is a dog.

"Screw the Magic Council! Magic can be found with or without reason, and we can gain that reason because of that. Our magic is meant for greatness, but the Magic Council is just keeping us down and those rules keeps our suppress potential and failed to keep us grow as individuals. Don't be afraid to those stick-to-those-rules Council. Follow your beliefs and strive for the future, because that makes Fairy Tail number one!" Makarov declared and everyone shouts and cheered. The Ed's introduced themselves after that.

In that later day, the Eds and Lucy have received their Fairy Tail insignia's. Lucy got a pink mark at the back of her right hand, Ed got a dark green mark in the back, Double D got a red mark in the right shoulder and Eddy got a yellow mark in his chest.

"Natsu, look at my mark." Lucy said with pride.

"Yeah. Congratulations Louise." Natsu said it nonchalantly and got her name wrong. Happy is just too busy eating his fish, that is bigger that him.

"It's Lucy!" She got angered.

Ed is just acting so ignorant and keeps on having a goofy smile, making Mira, who noticed it, giggled and slightly distracted by his actions. Double D is just reminding the two Ed's to behave themselves, only for Eddy to just say, "Yeah, yeah."

"Oh Eddward, I wonder how you and your friends joined Fairy Tail?" Mira wondered, whom Double D reminded her that asking Ed won't go anywhere.

Double D's face got alarmed because he remembered the time when they got sucked in an Anima, when they are just planning a new scam in the junkyard. He then said with a lie, whom he didn't want to do it, "Oh, a friend of mine in Fiore is just giving us the maps and told that about Fairy Tail being an amazing guild. So, here we are."

"We sure are!" Mira smiled.

"Young man, you're hiding something from us." Makarov knew that he was lying, making Double D startled in which his friends he didn't care about the world. The guild members are now looking at the Eds, in which they are curious about why are they hiding.

He was sweating that, once he is still lying, they are goners. He then regain composure, coughed up and explained, "Well, Peach Creek is small compared to this place. We came from Peach Creek, which is in America and we don't come from this world."

Everyone are just shocked and gawked at them, making Eddy startled, but Double D is just told him to calm down. Happy doesn't care about the world, since he loves his fish. Some are laughing, some are speechless.

"Hmmmm. You seem to be telling the truth. Tell us more, in detail." Makarov is now interested on how the Eds came into their world. Double D then sighed, took a breath and explained what really happened. Everyone is now listening.

He told them that they are actually starting a music scam in which some are disgruntled, but he just want to tell them the deep truth. He continued telling them that they got beaten up by their neighbors, in which some are laughing hard, making Eddy sizzle. Ed then told him that they is more to be ashamed of. Double D then continued explaining that they are hanging out in a wrecked van at the junkyard and suddenly got sucked into a vortex-like wind, in which Makarov is shocked that they got sucked in an Anima. He then told that they got magic with them, in which most of them are intrigued.

"So, what magic do you guys used?" Gray asked in curiosity.

"Well...Eddy uses Money Magic as of sort because yellow coins came out while have such golden/green seal, Mine is reminding of someone in your guild and Ed...One of our enemies said that it's "Stink-Make Magic"." Double D said, while changed his look into horror when he talks about Ed. They are shocked about Ed's magic and wished that they don't wanna smell it. Natsu is now begging for Ed not to do it, but he just did by hitting him a "Stink-Make:Chicken", making the flamed boy sick and vomits outside. Gray felt disgusted when he saw Natsu is now gonna vomit and wished that he didn't got hit by it.

"Reminding of someone? Who would that be?" Lucy is now intrigued.

"Me. Natsu just mumbled that he uses Solid Script Magic." A girl named Levy said with a smile, who is the leader of Team Shadow Group.

"Seems that I'm not the only one who can use that magic." Double D is just scratching his beanie hat. They are now intrigued that what is inside of his hat, only for him to tell them that it's personal.

Later on, Romeo Conbolt came and seems to be worried, because his father, who is also a wizard didn't return. The Eds, Natsu and Lucy noticed that the boy is crying.

"My dad didn't return yet! He said that he'll return after a few days. But it's already a week!" Romeo felt worried with tears in his eyes. Makarov is also worried, but he didn't show it.

"Now, now." Said Makarov, "Your father is a great and a capable wizard. I don't think that he'll have any trouble in Mt. Hakobe. You must learn to have patience Romeo, go now before I get mad. Go home and wait for him." It didn't make his satisfied as he called him jerk and punched the old man in the forehead and is running and crying. Natsu just punched the request board, making Double D and Eddy startled as he turned to leave.

"That's not nice." Lucy commented, while talking to Mirajane.

"True. Although the Master is right, Natsu did that and left because he sees Romeo as himself. He is extremely worried about his father, and does not want Romeo feels that. Seems that it's rough for him to find Igneel."

"Igneel?!" Lucy asked in surprise, in which she remembered what Natsu is talking about when they were at Hargeon. She then keeps her composure...But can't get over that fact, "So...What are you trying to say is, Igneel is Natsu's Father?!"

Mirajane nodded, "It's a sad story. Natsu was raised by Igneel, when his biological father disappeared without notice and became his foster father. He taught him to write, learning cultures and even taught him Fire Dragon Slayer Magic. One day, Igneel then disappeared without notice and was never heard ever since. This made Natsu try and find him, whether a dragon is heard. No luck for him."

Lucy then left to find Natsu. The Eds then followed her and knew about the situation. Now Eddy realized about Natsu and decided that he will try to understand him, although he will think of him as a rival, a friendly rival that is. Double D felt everything what Mira said, he remembered that his parents left him when he was a kid and only converse to sticky notes.

Later...

They are now at a carriage ride as Natsu felt like he was going to die, because of this motion sickness. Eddy just laughed that he wanted to join a ride with him, Ed is just looking at Happy, who is scared that he does not want to get hugged. The Eds, Natsu, Happy and Lucy are going to Mt. Hakobe.

"Hahahaha! If only Double D invented a camera, I would love to take a picture of Pinkie here." Eddy hysterically laughing, only for Lucy to stare at him, which calmed him down.

"Awwwww...He is sleeping, the little dickens." Ed cooed that he saw him cute, in which Natsu didn't bother him, because he is sick in which our lovable oaf didn't know.

"Double D. Why are you and your friends here? Natsu didn't invite you and your friends." Lucy wondered.

"Well, I felt that we wanna help him. Our parents rejected us, especially Ed. I don't want such families to cry and feel sad like we've been through, because we are outcasts after all." Double D explained with sadness, in which she understands about their situation. He then asked her why she joined in.

"Well, Natsu invited me." She answered.

It didn't last long that the carriage stopped. Natsu felt relief and revived as he sprang up and shouts.

"OH YEAH! NO MORE MOVEMENTS!" He and Happy are prancing around like idiots, in which Double D and Eddy froze and shocked. The carriage driver reminded them to get out.

They are now at the mountain in which it's freezing, cold, frigid, strong blizzards. Lucy is now felt the chill within her, alongside with the Eds.

"Brrrrrr...What the heck?!" Eddy complained at the cold environment.

"Too...c-c-c-cold!" Double D stuttered as he is trying to keep himself warm, using his cape.

"I...L-l-l-l-ove...ch-ch-ch-ch-chickens!' Ed too got frozen, remembering at Rolf's ice sculpture.

Lucy felt the chill, as she had enough.

"Natsu, I'm freezing!" Lucy inquires.

"That's what you get when you are wearing light clothes." Natsu reminded her about light clothes.

"You're the one to talk!" She frowns at his remarks. She then got an idea that won't keep her freezing. "Open: Gate of the Clock Consolation - Horologium!" A grandfathers clock appeared as she went inside his hollow side.

"'What on earth is Macao doing in a place like this?' She asked." Horologium repeats. Ed is now thinking that the clock is cool, Double D felt intrigued and Eddy is annoyed by the repetition as they keep on moving forward.

"Well, why didn't you ask? He went here to take down Vulcan, a large ugly monster." Natsu explained, making Double D, Eddy and Lucy shudder in horror.

"'That's it! I'm going back to Fairy Tail!' She proclaims." The clock interpreted. The Eds (Ed carrying Double D and Eddy), Natsu keeps moving forward.

"'Be my guest!' I replied." Said Natsu, copying Horologium's way of speech.

Just then, a large ape jumped in the cliff as Ed dropped the two Eds, with a big smile on his face.

"Above us! Look out!" Happy warned that everyone dodge out of the way of the gorilla's assault.

"A gorilla!" Ed shouts with glee.

"Oh my lord! Just look at the size of that thing!" Double D shivered.

"Gah! It's that King Kong or something?!" Eddy hollered and scared.

"That's a big Vulcan!" Happy exclaimed. The beast sniffed and noticed Lucy, who inside at the Horologium and went in to get it.

"Oh no you don't! Quarter Shower!" Eddy shouts as he extends his arms in slanting mode and coins dropped into Vulcan's head, but everything missed as small explosions heard, making Lucy rattle inside.

"You shall feel the wrath of my gravy! Poison-Make: Acid Gravy!" It then forms around Ed and hurls it at the opponent, but missed as it still went to Lucy.

"Don't even think about it! Solid Script Magic: Anvil!" Double D shouts as he points up in the sky with the Black Iron word "Anvil" and drops, but missed again as it finally got the clock with Lucy inside.

"Get back here you stupid ape!" Eddy shouted while insulting the ape.

"'Help me you morons!' She yells." Horologium retaliates. The Vulcan got her and disappeared in which the Eds, Natsu and Happy followed later.

Meanwhile, they are now at the cave in which Lucy wishes for an extension, but the clock told her that his time up making her rattled and return to the Celestial World. Natsu cracked his knuckles as he is ready to kick its ass, alongside with Eddy, Ed and shockingly, Double D.

"Wheres Macao?!" Natsu asked furiously. He then swats him out of the cave, making the Eds really pissed. Double D then reminded her in demand to summon someone.

"Alright...Geez." Lucy felt annoyed at the reminder and brings out a golden key. "Open: Gate of the Golden Bull - Taurus!" Then, a large humanoid bull appeared while holding a big axe.

"It's a cow!" Ed shouts like an idiot, making the Vulcan curious.

"It's always been a cow stupid." Eddy face palmed, as Double D sighed.

"Cow?" Questioned the Vulcan. Lucy sighed that Taurus has heart shape in his eyes too.

'I don't know who is more perverted, the ape or the cow?' Lucy thought about the two creatures and sweat dropped.

"My girl!" Vulcan shouts furiously.

"Your girl?!" Taurus protested, as he is ready to attack. "Them fighting words, ya moooonkey!" Taurus then jumped to attack Vulcan with an overhead slash. The ape caught it by holding the long shaft of the axe.

Out of the blue, Natsu then tries to punch Vulcan, but hits Taurus instead, sending him flying to the ice ceiling. The Eds, just keeps on attacking the Vulcan in which Eddy shouts, "That cow is our ally you idiot!" Natsu cursed himself, as he looks at Vulcan, who smirks proudly that the flame boy helped it to take him down. Then, an exchange of dodge and attacks have been on the scene as Eddy shouts.

"Cent Flood!" Then, a golden money that forms a wave makes Eddy gives in to his greed as he jumps in, but disappeared as it got hit by Vulcan, who is blown away a bit from behind, making Natsu attack it with a Fire Dragon Claw and makes it crashed to the icy wall. Lucy then trying to make some cover and trying to find a way to aid Taurus. Happy is now going to assist Lucy, since Natsu got Eddy's back, for now.

"What the heck?! Why the moolah just disappeared?!" Eddy frowned, as he then got up.

"It appears that the spell only makes it for damaging purposes Eddy." Double D explained, making Eddy angry a bit.

"Thanks for the assist, shorty!" Natsu gives him a thumbs up, then focused on his target.

"You owe me for that, Flamed Moron!...No problem." Eddy smirks and also giving him a thumbs up.

"The Vulcan is up for round 76." Ed informed while looking at an angry Vulcan who is now gonna charge in against Natsu.

"It's round 2 stupid." Eddy groaned at Ed's stupidity.

"I don't care how many rounds, but this ape is toast!" Natsu grins as he too, charged it.

The Vulcan grinned that he got Taurus's axe as he then then tried to slash him, but Natsu holds the in between blades by his hands while holding on. Lucy then begs for Taurus that he should go back to the Celestial World to make the axe disappear. Double D tries to "Gust" the creature out, but it seems that it's holding, by using his foot claws. Ed then goes for the butter toast, but it whacked it out making the stench disappear. Eddy then goes for the Quarter Shower, but he didn't aim for Vulcan, he aimed it for the axe so that Natsu can eat some iron flame, thanks to the mini-explosions. Natsu then eats it and then goes for his Fire Dragon's Roar, making Vulcan scream in pain.

"Thanks again...Eddy! I'll return the favor soon." Natsu owes Eddy for that, making the short boy rolled his eyes.

"You got it! I'll remember that...Natsu." Eddy said, while finally use his name.

"Solid Script Magic: Gust!" Double D shouts, with a word "Gust" as it blows the ape from behind, giving them a wide open shot.

"Stink-Make: Butter Toast!" Ed then holds a butter toast and throws it and hits Vulcan in the eyes, screaming in pain.

"Cent Flood!" Eddy roared.

"Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" Natsu then punched the money body ape and crashed, upside down.

"You won guys!" Lucy screamed in joy. Then the unconscious ape reveals to be Macao.

"Macao!" Natsu shouted as they all gathered at the injured man.

The Eds don't know what to say, even Ed is surprised. Lucy also got dumbfounded.

"It seems that Macao is possessed by the Vulcan." Happy explained to them.

"Possessed? How?" Double D asked as he intrigued. Ed wanted to say something, but Eddy hushed him.

"Ok. The Vulcan thrived many bodies and invading to the person, much like a Take Over." Happy then gives them the details.

They skipped the chatting and tend Macao's wounds.

'Hey! Don't dare die on me Macao! Romeo is waiting for you!" Natsu shouted, telling Macao not to give in. He opened his eyes slowly and groaned. He is all bandaged in the abdomen and a little in his arms.

"How pitiful." Macao Muttered, "There were twenty of them. I took out nineteen of them, but the last one got me, stealing my senses and make me mad. I'm ashamed of myself to go back."

"Hey! Don't let yourself down!" Eddy had enough of the negativity,"You took out nineteen of those ugly perverted apes and that's a big accomplishment. I can't believe that I'm saying this, you are a good dad and show your kid that you did a good job in your mission, which has lots of cash! So, let's take ya home!" He then told Ed to assist the injured Macao with Natsu.

In was sundown, the Eds felt proud of themselves that at least, they showed their powers that it can make cash. Romeo thinks that how the bullies pick on him and how he made his dad go a job. When he saw his dad at one peace, he tackled him and hugged him.

"DAD!" Romeo shrieked, with tears of joy, "I'm sorry! It's all my fault!"

"Nah! You don't have too. Sorry to make you worry." Macao smiled.

"It's ok. After all, I'm a son of a Fairy Tail Wizard!" Romeo cheered with a statement.

"Next time. If the bullies picked on you, tell them this: Can your dad take out nineteen monsters with ease? Because mine can!" Macao said with joy, as he is hugging his son. Natsu and company ventured back to the guild.

The team was so happy of what they did. Natsu and Happy went back home, Lucy stayed with Mirajane for the night and the Eds stayed in the guild for one night. If they got cash, they will find a place to stay.

Meanwhile at their room, The Eds are now sitting in separate beds as they are talking about their lives.

"Hey Sock-head, what do you think about your word's magic?" Eddy asked about his magic.

"Well, it's all good Eddy. We can use this for good." Double D remarked positively, as Ed is now thinking.

"Ed, is there something wrong?" Double D asked with concern.

"It's Sarah. What if she'll tell mom that I'm not there?!" Ed said, with a worried look in his face. It's clear the thought of his bratty no good sister came into play and this wasn't making him feel all that good.

"Forget about that loudmouth sister of yours Ed! That brat only causes trouble. She'll be fine, I'll tell ya. Gonna need some shut eye." Eddy said and is now lying down to sleep.

"Okay Dokay Eddy!" Ed, keeping his positive vibe with him and sleeps.

'I hope that they are ok without us. I miss Peach Creek, but Fairy Tail is now my new home.' Double D thought as he now going to sleep, for an another day has come to them.

A/N: That's all for chapter one. We've gotta say that this is the longest that We've ever written. We've trying to keep it as original as possible, while keeping the humor with the Eds.

We've add some magic for the Eds. It will be added soon and unlocking powerful magic for the Eds.

This is my first fanfic with a co-writer. Thanks Insane Dominator for accepting this offer. The reason I say "we" is because I give him credit for this. Thank you for time of reading this story. We've really appreciate it.

Next time at chapter 2 - Hop aboard the Ed Train