The List

Parallel to Chapter One: Talking to Trees

Confused? This should help... a little bit.

Kakashi had fallen into another dimension. Which was weird, but not that weird. Dimensional travel wasn't anything new to someone with a pocket dimension in his eyeball.

The weird part was that he was in the past, and everything was really, really messed up.

He looked down at the list of abnormalities he had made and resisted the urge to kill the person responsible for this. (Kakashi didn't know who was responsible for this, but... murder could be quite therapeutic.)

Problems: World is fucked-up. Minato is alive and not a ghost-zombie-jinchukiri, Genma lives in my apartment, Tsunade was never Hokage, the Third Shinobi War was eleven years ago, and ITACHI IS A GIRL AND ALIVE AND (PROBABLY) NOT HOMOCIDAL. Also, the Uchiha clan is alive and well, but the Hyuuga clan was almost destroyed by Orochimaru (whose loyalties are kinda questionable?). And... I may have made Gai into a Rainbow.

Causes: Falling out of a tree? Sharingan? Madara? Genjutsu? Dimensional travel? Insanity? Naruto?

Explanations:

Solutions:

Alright, that meant that... he basically had learned nothing new. Great.

Kakashi would figure out a solution somehow, but until then, he was stuck in this bizarre dimension.

Eh, he'd survive. He always did.

AN: So, this chapter was basically explaining the premise of Branches, the fanfic that these little offshoots (pun totally intended) are from. If you haven't read Branches, then you'll probably still be confused. I decided to clean up the main story by moving the non-essential extras into a separate fic. Any extras I write from now on will be added here.

And yes, I will take requests. Have an scene you'd like to see written? Leave a review, and I'll try to get to it.

Thanks for reading!