I was wanting to write more after I got a review from DeadlyKitten44, then realized I have enough for a short chapter, so here you go. I had fun writing this from what I can remember. :D

"Mirayou'vegottahelpme!" Midori shouted as she slammed open the library door. Mira and Levy were reorganizing the library and adding new tomes to the collection.

"Did Natsu finally get you pregnant?!" Mira squealed, clapping her hands together.

"What? No! What do you mean, 'finally'?!"

"Nothing. What's the problem?"

Midori narrowed her eyes, but flopped down in a chair. "I think I'm falling in love with Natsu."

Gajeel choked on his drink. Natsu scowled harder. "What's so surprising about me admitting my feelings?" the pinkette demanded. "At least I admit that I love her, unlike you dancing around Levy all the time angsting over what happened while you were in Phantom! She's practically googly eyed over you!"

"Shut up, Salamander!"

"Or like Gray, hoping that if I ignore the fact that I'm absolutely crazy over her, it'll go away."

"Leave Juvia out of this," Gray warned.

"I never said anything about Juvia." Gray's face fell as he realized his slip.

"... Shut up, Flame Brain."

"I have a suggestion," Erza said from her corner. "Woo her with cheesecake."

"I don't think that'll work," Macao and Wakaba sweatdropped in unison. "Hey, where's Cana?"

"I think she went to find Mira and more booze."

Midori sat with a flaming face as Cana finished her suggestions. "I-I'm not going to do anything like that," she protested. "That's… extremely lewd!"

Cana shrugged. "Just a suggestion, sweetheart. If you don't want to lose him to Boobs McKenzie Heartfilia, you better step up your game." Then she frowned. "Hey, why does he spend so much time over at her place anyway when he's practically engaged to you? I mean, Lucy's always complaining how he shows up in her bed and her bathroom, and how he is so casual about peeping on her and stuff and - hey, where'd Midori go?"

"What do you mean, 'stop hanging out with Lucy'?" Natsu demanded. "She's my best friend!"

"I don't mean stop hanging with her altogether," Loke explained as he pushed up his glasses. "Just stop breaking into her house. Women are innately jealous of female friends, especially when they're as close as Lucy is. If you found out that your girlfriend was breaking into Gray's house, sleeping in his bed with him, waltzing into his bathroom while he's using it, wouldn't you be - IT WAS JUST A METAPHOR NATSU!"

Natsu slowly put Gray down as Erza glared.

"Midori's not doing anything like that," Loke continued, watching the Dragon Slayer warily. "But you see where she's coming from, right?"

"Yeah, I guess. Hey, does this mean that I should sleep in Midori's bed then?"

"I don't think that it d-" Loke started, but was sent back to the Spirit World by the door flying through him. The last thing he saw before leaving was an extremely annoyed Midori.

"Natsu," she said sweetly. Natsu swallowed nervously, suddenly having a very good idea why she was so upset. "I've been hearing some very interesting things about you and Lucy's relationship."

Oh sweet merciful Mavis.