From the Desk of Sharper:

"Birthin' Tweebs"

As the title of the story is self-explanatory, it explains how Ann got pregnant with the Tweebs. It is going to be divided into two parts: one that describes what happened on that passionate night between the Possible parents, and the other part describes how the Tweebs came into the world.

The fanfic takes place between 13 and half years and 12 and a half years before 'Redheaded Cheerleader, so Kim would be around 3 years 2 months old.

The first part of the story herein is going to be rated Mature for strong sexual themes (including sexual dialogue, some nudity, and very skimpy outfits for Ann) and brief strong language

WARNING: Do NOT read this fic if you are under 16! As mentioned above, it's going to contain some descriptions of sexual dialogue and acts between the Drs. P. (and the nudity) that's for mature audiences only.

Kim Possible, characters and setting, are created by Schooley and McCorkle and (c) by Disney.

Chapter 1

(The Possible Household, one Friday evening, which is really an 2-bedroom, 2-bath apartment, 7pm)

Ann and James were in the master bedroom, lying down after an exhaustive day at work. Ann was in her first year as a brain surgeon while James finished up his tenth month working at the Middleton Space Center.

"Man...another day in the daily grind is in the books!" James said, tossing his tie aside to the floor.

"I'm totally exhausted." Ann added, removing her labcoat. "Had to perform surgeries on four patients today."

"Well, on the upside..." James said, standing up and stretching his tried body "...our salaries are covering the rent with no problem, and that's with a hyperactive three-year old."

"You got that right!" Ann replied, "There's the coloring on the walls, running around the apartment with only her diaper on, and the crying spells at two in the morning about a boogey man!"

James sighed and complained, "If there was only some way we can get out of this apartment! Somewhere where we can be all alone! Just you and me together for the weekend with no worries about Kimmie-cub!"

Ann saw the passion, the yearning in his eyes to get out of the cramped apartment.

"James, what about that cabin in the woods that we used a couple of times? It's on the outskirts of Danville right near Camp Happysmileyface. You reserved reservations for it a couple of weeks ago."

James pondered what his wife said and replied, "Sounds like a good idea. But don't we need a babysitter for Kimmie-cub?"

"Yes, we do need one, James."

"Hmm...for our little trip, I think we should..." Ann hummed, giving a deviish grin and whispered in James' ear.

James' jaw dropped in sheer amazement at what Ann said. "Ann?! Are you really going to do that with whipped cream and a stick of butter?"

"Oh yeah!" Ann chuckled with a calculating smile, "And after that..."

She whispered some more naughty things in James' ear.

James was in complete disbelief about what his wife was planning on this trip of theirs to their own little hideaway.

"Ann! You little devil!" James smiled.

"And once I pour some chocolate syrup on my bare back, you come in as the pizza delivery boy and..."

Ann whispered even more naughty and scandalous things in James' ear for their weekend.

James was sold on the trip.

"Ann!" he exclaimed, after all the things his wife whispered the naughty things in his ear, "Pack up your sexiest outfits! I'm going to call up the campground! We're going to our little hideaway tomorrow morning!"