It's me again! After the positive reception to my return, I thought I'd mash out another chapter as quick as I could! I hope you all didn't miss me too much!

Weiss sits awkwardly at the god of destruction's table, a large pile of familiar foods laid out in front of her. "I'm...not hungry."

"Nonsense! You're so skinny! You should eat first before you do anything!" Beerus pushes more plates towards her.

"I'm...on a diet." Weiss looks over to Blake for help.

Blake shrugs. "Don't look at me. He's apparently your father."

"He is not! My father is…" Weiss closes her eyes and thinks back. "...why don't I remember?"

Whis suddenly taps Weiss's head with his staff as if to check what is going on in there. "You've deconstructed your whole universe. When you get it back, I assume it will have changed. Now your head is full of different paths your life could have taken."

"But that doesn't explain how he-!" Weiss points at Beerus. "-is my father!"

"Your mom has a voice fetish," Whis and Beerus reply at the same time.

"...I don't believe this. Why would I believe this-?!" Weiss starts sorting through her thoughts again.

Beerus narrows his eyes at Weiss. "Well you are missing your ears and tail…"

Blake grabs Weiss's hand and pulls her out of her seat. "We actually need to go look for Weiss's girlfriend and my partner, so we'll be going as soon as possible. I'm sorry you didn't get to spend more time with your daughter, Lord Beerus-EEP!" She yelps and jumps away as an energy laser barely misses her.

"She'll leave when I say she can leave! Do you know how hard it is to get past Jacques's restraining order? DO YOU?" Beerus summons a small death ball of energy.

Blake swallows loudly and sits Weiss back down. "Y-you should eat something, Weiss."

Weiss rolls her eyes and looks over the food. "Do you have anything...low on salt?"

Beerus just intently stares at his "daughter", no doubt showing true experience at being a father.

"...maybe a...salad?"

"What's a salad?"

Weiss groans and grabs a slice of greasy pizza, looking mortified as she sees what drips off of it. "This isn't in my diet at all…"

"Well maybe it will put some meat on your bones… I don't know what your stepfather has been feeding you!" Beerus watches like he is experiencing Weiss's first words.

"I'll have you know I am perfectly healthy!" Weiss takes her first bite, immediately looking disgusted.

"After you're done eating, we'll do something just the two of us! We'll go blow up a planet so you will finally learn of your true powers!"

"...yay…"

Blake watches the two continue talking, looking slightly amused. "I never thought I'd see anything this weird in all of my years of life."

Whis looks at the orb on his staff. "Hmm… It appears we have another-"

Yang suddenly kicks down the door, a deranged look on her face. "I'M ALIVE! MISS ME, MOTHERFUCKERS?!"

Beerus glares at Yang and fires a death laser at her.

"Wait! She's friendly!" Weiss says just a bit too late.

Yang suddenly ascends to Super Saiyan Blue and deflects the attack. "YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHERE I HAVE BEEN! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS FOR TWO-HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS, AND I LOST MY ABILITY TO AGE!"

The room goes silent as they all process what they have seen.

Blake slowly walks over to Yang and hugs her. "It's ok, Yang. You're safe now. We'll fix your caps lock and everything."

Yang passes out in Blake's arms and immediately starts to snore.

Weiss huffs and crosses her arms. "That's Yang, but now where is my Ruby?"

"Your Ruby? Are you talking about that girlfriend your friend was speaking of? As your father, we should be introduced as soon as possible. So I can destroy her," Beerus comments.

Weiss stands up quickly. "Hurt my Ruby, and no force from heaven, hell, or anything at all could save you from my uncontrollable burning rage."

Beerus clears his throat. "Of course. I was simply joking."

"He wasn't," Whis laughs cheekily.

"Don't tell her that!"

Weiss casts a glare that could bring anyone to their knees. "Maybe we really should be going. We need to find Ruby."

"And how will we do that? Yang is passed out and probably insane, and we'd need to kill Goku himself to recharge the orb. We're stuck," Blake argues.

"What the fuck is a Goku?" Weiss tilts her head curiously.

"Well if my daughter wishes for it, I could just destroy planet earth and everyone on it," Beerus offers.

"Actually a really good course of action…" Blake looks back at Weiss. "Your choice."

"Well...we have to figure out where Ruby is first. Ruby is and always will be my top priority," Weiss answers, a grim look on her face as she thinks about where Ruby could be.

"Well I could take this fellow angel and ask around about a dimension hopping girl." Whis picks up Yang by her jacket.

"Angel-?" Blake blinks in confusion. "What?"

"Oh? You don't feel it? She has power deeply associated with angels coming off of her." Whis shakes Yang to try to wake her up.

Yang blinks slowly as she actually does wake up. "Tell McDonalds not to do a limited time szechuan sauce event… Everything will turn into chaos…"

Blake slaps Yang quickly. "Snap out of it! I need you in my life!"

Yang blinks more rapidly. "Oh hey, Blake! What did I miss?"

Blake sighs in relief. "Not much."

"Good. Because two-hundred years can make memories a little shady…" Yang tries to think back to when she was last with them.

"You all can handle the locating. I'm taking my beautiful daughter, and we're going to destroy earth!" Beerus moves around the table to place his hand on Weiss's shoulder.

"Oh?" Whis narrows his eyes. "Will you be able to make it there without me?"

"I'll call in a favor. Just make sure to pick us up."

Weiss follows Beerus as he leaves but looks back at Blake and Yang. "Find our Ruby, ok?"

Yang gives Weiss a thumbs up. "Like I'd leave my own sister lost in another reality! She is probably in the most danger of her life and is in infinite suffering!"

Ruby wipes the sweat off of her forehead as she finishes repairing and remodeling her Lagann. "I'll need to name you now…"

The Lagann was now changed to have a more feminine head shape, and the face had been changed to some feminine eyes and the rest of the face was a large faceplate. The mech has been painted red and white and was covered in rose designs.

"How about...Whiterose? I like it! It's got a ring to it!" Ruby finishes up her work and climbs into the mech, powering it on and closing the top hatch. "Time to drill to the surface!" She pushes aside some containers of dangerous chemicals she had used to clean up the mech. "Not a good idea to bring these with me, but I need to be able to maintain my mech!" With that, she makes the mech start drilling towards the surface.

Needless to say, she's happy and as safe as she could possibly be.

Weiss looks out the window of the appropriately named "space limo". "So...you called in a favor for this?"

"I actually slaughtered three planets for it," Beerus replies casually.

Weiss bites her lip and goes silent, feeling the awkward air. "Um… I don't mean to be rude, sir-"

"You may address me as your father."

"Right… Father… I don't see the family resemblance, so are you sure this isn't a mistake? There's a big multiverse out there…" Weiss still isn't comfortable with this in the slightest.

Beerus places his hand on Weiss's head. "I believe your stepfather may have hidden them-"

Weiss suddenly gets a pair of white cat ears and a white cat tail, turning her into an adorable, little faunus. "Wh-what-?! PUT THEM BACK! PUT THEM BACK NOW!"

"I...don't know how they were hidden in the first place." Beerus does look worried at his "daughter's" distress.

Weiss puts her hands over her new faunus ears. "No... This will ruin my reputation…"

"If it makes you feel any better, I think your…'girlfriend' would like it. If not, you can destroy her."

The ride finally comes to a stop, and Weiss climbs out as fast as she can.

Weiss stays motionless for a bit before looking down, finding no ground below her feet. "...well damn…" She quickly makes a glyph under her feet. "Why are we floating in space-?!"

"Who destroys a planet while standing on it? Other than me anyway." Beerus moves behind Weiss and massages her shoulders. "Now, blow up the planet."

Weiss looks awkwardly towards earth. "...I don't know what you expect me to do."

Beerus tightens his grip on Weiss's shoulders. "You know! Blow it up! Then I'll post it onto godtube and show it off to your Uncle Champa because he's never going to spawn children!"

"...yeah, I can't do that. I don't know what power you expect of me." Weiss points her finger at earth, her eyes widening when she fires off the most pathetic energy laser in Dragon Ball history. "Oh. Were you expecting that?"

Beerus just watches the beam fade before it gets anywhere. "...you tried." He blows up earth for her.

"Well it's not like I enjoy genocide on a global scale…" Weiss is much more focused on trying to retract her new faunus features anyway.

"Whis should come to pick us up soon. Get ready to find your significant other. If you're going to keep jumping dimensions, you may want to perfect your destructive power."

"Said destruction power is not something I want to be casually carrying around!" Weiss snaps in complete annoyance.

Beerus almost looks hurt. "Being a father is hard…"

Ruby is currently out of Whiterose and is looking for civilization. "Maybe I should have just stayed underground."

"I sometimes say that to myself as well," Sans comments as he walks up behind her. She's so close! I can kill her, fix the timeline, and be home in time for pie and a nap! Hell yeah!

Ruby turns back to him. "WHAT THE FUCK-?! TALKING SKELETON-?! BAIL! BAIL!" She hops into Whiterose and has the mech bolt.

Sans slumps his shoulders as he watches her run away. "...why do I always get the hard jobs? Why couldn't I just take up teaching like Homura?" He sighs and casually walks in Ruby's general direction. "I still need to train that newbie...who I don't even remember his name. Was it Natsuki Subaru or was it Satoru Fujinuma? I swear, I deliver more random exposition than anyone else and still don't get much time being written about."

Ruby continues flooring it until she is a good distance away from the monster trailing her. "Well that was a much easier escape than I expected. Now how do I find the others-?"

Weiss, Blake, and Yang suddenly teleport in front of Ruby.

"Stop! We're from the future!" Yang says quickly.

Ruby stops her mech immediately. "Really?"

"No! But we're leaving now!" Yang grabs Ruby before Weiss teleports them all away.

Team RWBY takes deep breaths as they enter their next world, thankfully much more safely this time.

Ruby steers her mech around a bit. "It's good to have us together again!" She jumps out of the mech and excitedly tackles her girlfriend to the ground. "Oh my goodness! You have cute kitty ears, Weiss!" She pets the new faunus features excitedly.

Weiss lets out a grunt as she is tackled to the ground, placing a quick kiss on Ruby's forehead before pushing her aside and getting up due to not wanting to talk about her new features in the slightest. "As nice as this all is, going through dimensions is getting more unstable. Expect to be separated more often." She places her teleportation orb back into her pocket. "Now where are we?"

Blake looks over to a castle in the distance. "Judging by the architecture… England? Maybe?"

Yang walks over to a road sign and starts looking at the location names on it. "Hmm… Luna Nova Magical Academy, ten miles away."

Sorry this chapter was a bit rushed. I start a new job tomorrow, which means I won't be bumming around and writing. (Like the useless piece of garbage I am.) I do have a way you all can support me now if you'd like chapters to come out more often though! I finally have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n page! It will be the underlined title below.

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If you can't support the cause, do not worry! Chapters will still come out when I can make them, but...don't expect them to be coming out quickly. But if I do get enough support, I will try to increase the quality of the chapters as well as the speed they come out. And if things go AMAZING I will start writing my own light novels. (I say that, but I've already been writing them...) I may even revive some of my old fanfics!

Now then, time for author's notes done proper! This is the part of the story where we get to see the proper buildup of messing with reality. Team RWBY is getting objects and power far beyond what they started with. Also for those who know what the Monado actually is...well, you know that if Ruby is carrying it around so casually, something is going to go down. Yang has apparently ascended somehow! Ruby can see the future! Weiss...is more adorable... Blake...shoot, I forgot I haven't given her anything yet... For those who aren't having fun with this, don't fret! Team RWBY will be fixing themselves when their timeline is fixed! Maybe! Not gonna spoil!