This idea is not mine. I have seen it done many times in other fandoms and thought it would be funny to do it with the Hawaii Five-0 characters. Do tell me what you think! I got another fanfic going but this will keep me entertained until my muse returns...
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Kono Kalakaua updated her status. Waves this morning, epic brah!
Grace Williams, Steve McGarrett, Chin Ho Kelly and 30 others liked this status.
Danny comments: Why do we need to know this! Seriously, why do I need to know you were attempting to kill yourself this morning?
Steve comments: Relax Danny, Kono has been surfing for years; she's perfectly safe.
Kono comments: Thnx, Boss!
Danny comments: What is, and I quote, 'Thnx'? I believe you mean 'Thank you'.
Steve comments: Danno, this is Facebook. If you need me to teach you how to use it, just let me know. Teaching you how to use your email was hard enough.
Danny comments: Hey! It's not my fault I hated email. Actually, I still hate it.
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Steve McGarrett updated his status update. Swam 5 miles in one hour! Record Broken!
Kono Kalakaua, Catherine Rollins, Joe White and 67 others liked this status.
Joe comments: Great Steve, I'll be expecting that broken again at some point?
Steve comments: Yes, Sir!
Catherine comments: That's great, Steve, I'm proud of you. Hey, you home tonight?
Steve comments: Yeah, I'll see you later then?
Catherine comments: Definitely. Can we actually have dinner tonight?
Steve McGarrett, Chin Ho Kelly, Kono Kalakaua and 4 others liked this comment.
Steve comments: Won't make any promises. ;)
Danny comments: I walked for 20 minutes today, record broken! Totally 'epic brah'!
Danny comments: Seriously, not one like? Kono surfed and got 30 odd likes, Steve swam and got 60 damn likes. I walked and got none!? Un-freaking believable! You know what, I think I might stick to email.
Grace comments: Daddy! Swear jar!
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Danny comments: Hey, monkey! I thought I specifically told Rachel not to let you on Facebook without discussing it first with her fantastic ex-husband. And seriously, why does nobody like my comment?
Grace Williams liked this comment.
Danny comments: Thanks, love you my little monkey.
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Grace Williams updated her relationship status. In A Relationship.
Kono Kalakaua, Rachel Edwards, Catherine Rollins and 7 others like this status
Danny comments: WHAT?! This better not be true. Grace please tell me this a joke!
Rachel comments: Daniel, calm down. She is perfectly entitled to a love life. Just because you don't have one doesn't mean your daughter can't...
Steve McGarrett liked this comment.
Danny comments: Rachel, first, I do have a love life! And Steven, you better unlike that comment right now!
Steve comments: Why? Rachel has actually made a valid point.
Rachel comments: Why, thank you, Steve!
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Danny comments: Ahhh, I hate you all!
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Danny Williams updated his status and posted a new photo. Would someone mind coming and wrapping MY car from the tree Steven has just wrapped us around?
Kono Kalakaua, Chin Ho Kelly, Kamekona and 43 others liked this status.
Steve comments: Stop being so dramatic, Danno, it's just a little dent!
Danny comments: A little dent?! You ripped the door off!
Steve comments: Your door is not ripped off, I can see still see the hinges connecting the frame and the door together.
Danny comments: Yeah, by a single screw! There should be about another dozen connecting them together!
Kamekona comments: That don't look good, brah. Kamekona is selling shave ice at half price!
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Danny comments: Okay, thanks for the info Kamekona, but how's that supposed to make me feel better when my car is completely trashed, thanks to Steven?
Kamekona comments: Shave ice makes everything better, especially Kamekona's shave ice. :)
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Danny Williams posted on Steve McGarrett's Facebook wall. Yo Ninja! Steve McGarrett
Steve comments: What, Danno? Kinda busy right now.
Danny comments: Doing what? Reading the latest issue of Guns Ammo? I believe the correct slang term to use right now is 'lol'?
Catherine comments: Me!
Steve McGarrett, Kono Kalakaua, Chin Ho Kelly and 24 others liked this comment.
Danny comments: What?
Chin Ho Kelly comments: I guess they say ignorance is bliss.