Kendall the Cock block

Summary: Sometimes, Jade and James just could NOT get their hands off of each other to save their souls. That wouldn't be a bad thing if a certain blond-haired friend of James didn't have a talent for ruining private moments.. Full unabbreviated title inside.

Rating: M

Pairing: Jades [Jade West and James Diamond]

AN: Okaaay, so Jade and James aren't having the best of times in the RP-world right now, so I needed to provide myself a little happiness. And hopefully AllOfMeHatesYou, too. Because we've both been going through hell with them, so we deserve to have a laugh and get a little enjoyment out of the assholes we've created.

I've had this idea in the makings for a while and actually had a different piece that I was going to present as the first official chapter of this, but this idea struck me suddenly and I knew I was going to have to follow through with this one. When I think about it, the one I already had partially started was no where near as good a beginning as this one turned out to be.

I hope you like it - it entertained me to write and conjure up. Just something light to deal with, low on the smut [but still just enough to get you a little hot around the collar (wink)]. Hopefully something that just provided you with SOME kind of entertainment - no matter how you felt towards this particular piece of mine.

And because a story of mine would not be complete without this, do me a favor and check AllOfMeHatesYou's story "Jade's Big Time Revenge" because it's a hell of a read and still, to this day, my favorite story ever published on this website. Hell of a guy, hell of an author, hell of a read - I promise you that.

Enjoy!

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It'd been such a long and active night, that both Jade and James had slept well beyond the hour they should have - well, at least the hour they usually rose from. The sun blaring on either of their faces from the blinds in James' room hadn't even woken them, either. They had been out like rocks.

Finally, it was Jade who woke up - blinking in exhaustion and stretching her arms out horizontally to shake some of the stiffness from the position she'd slept in. The position, of which had been collapsed directly on his chest with her arms tucked inwards. Don't get her wrong, he was a comfortable pillow, but it had not been the most normal position to sleep in all night long. She hadn't even moved too much, either - neither of them had.

They hadn't had much reason to. No surprise, they'd slept together the night before. The quick run down would be them screwing for the entire night, with both of them taking turns domineering. She'd ended up riding him for the first time [he usually took the reins] and that had went /very/ well, hence the exhausted state of both of them. And then she'd collapsed on top of him and after some post-sex murmurings and cuddles, they'd been knocked out pretty damn well.

Rather annoyingly, she supposed it was time to get up - otherwise she'd sleep all day like this. He was not only an attractive pillow, but a cute pillow when he was asleep. His calm, pristine little face was certainly uncanny compared to the overwhelming facial contortions he'd went through because of last night. The memory was still pleasant.

Jade leant up just the slightest to press her lips to his in a quick chaste peck, but that small movement made her realize something - very interesting. Glancing down between their bodies, her eyes automatically glued to their still connected hips. He was /still/ inside of her - having not changed all night long.

It actually would have been quite comical if he was flaccid - it would have been easier to, but Jesus Christ, he was rock hard and /throbbing/ inside her, and that was hard to get away from. Frankly, she didn't even know how she could have possibly bypassed that feeling, because she felt /very/ full and expanded right now.

She tucked her hands on either side of his body to brace herself as she tried to at least push herself into a sitting position, stifling a few moans as she attempted the feat. How fucking hard did he have to make this [pun DEFINITELY not intended]? The covers formerly draped over her back, fell to pool at his thighs, as she /finally/ got herself into a sitting up position above him.

This was even worse than before - because at least when she'd been laid down, he was at an angle and not /so/ filling. The brunette sank her teeth into her bottom lip to stifle multiple curse words and groans. Why the fuck did he have to be so big?

Lowering her head, her eyes focused on his still /very/ content and asleep face. How could he sleep through this? Her eyes glittered enviously, before a very mischievous idea entered her mind. He was enjoying sleep, as satisfied as ever, meanwhile she was having a hell of a time not riding him into the morning.

So why not /actually/ ride him into the morning? It'd be one way to wake him up. Besides, he was doing this to himself, practically. He should have pulled out before they'd gone to bed the night before.

She thrust her bedhead back over her shoulders, just to get out of the way and braced her hands this time on his chest, taking a few seconds just to smooth over the muscular contours. He had the faintest amounts of chest hair everywhere and she couldn't say she wasn't fond. He was typically a waxer and she loved it that way, but this was pretty cute.

Shaking her head to clear the thoughts, Jade anchored her knees on either side of his hips, to give her just a little bit more motion control. The movement's repercussion of a hissed "Fuck" could not be helped - she was generally loud, and being forced to stay quiet like this wasn't making it any easier.

Tentatively, she raised her hips from his body, half off his shaft, before sinking back down. That had to have been the worst idea, because a loud moan chorused. Why did sex almost feel better in the morning?

Starting out slowly was just making it harder, and she swore she was just as loud as she'd been the night before. She could only see a little bit of movement in his face, about damn time he was starting to feel it. Naturally, she sped up, really leaning on his chest for balance as she bounced on his hips, getting just the angle she wanted.

It didn't take long for the drastic movement of his girl to /finally/ wake him, James' eyes blinking rapidly to take in what was happening. When he was finally coherent enough, the pleasure was a bit overpowering. "Jade, what are you doing?!" He craned his head forward, eyes widening when he took in the /full/ picture.

This was practical cruelty! Why would she even THINK of doing this in the morning?! He still hadn't even gotten an answer out of her! He /definitely/ wasn't complaining, because this felt fantastic and the view was just as good, he just wanted to know what had prompted her to do this in the first place. Especially when he couldn't do much about it.

Jade took a minute to process how to answer that question, the pleasure lengthening her response time quite a bit. Finally, she slowed her hips and made eye contact with him. "/Your/ morning wood woke me up, so I thought I'd take the liberty to wake you just as well." A sly wink following, before she started up all over again.

Oh, she was SO not going to be the only one having fun with this. And he grasped her hips with his hands, not hesitating to pour some heavy thrusts into it. She may have been on top, but he took every opportunity he could to make sure she knew that he /still/ held the reins. He could flip her over any moment and absolutely drill mercilessly into her, but he'd let her have her fun for now. She was right - this /was/ a hell of a way to wake up.

Besides, his eyes couldn't possibly remove themselves from her bouncing breasts - /that/ he definitely wasn't complaining about.

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Kendall swore he was the one who was /second/ to always getting the short straw, next to James. James usually got it when it came to tour bus pickings, and he /always/ got stuck with Logan. More often than not, he was left snickering over it, but not this morning.

This morning Kendall, Carlos, and Logan had decided to draw straws for who went to go wake up the two lovebirds in the other room. Both James /and/ Jade were grumpy when woken, especially Jade because she hadn't yet had some caffeine to mellow her attitude. And no one appreciated nearly dying whenever they opened the door.

The three of them had put it off as much as they could, but it was past noon and the two were due to wake up. After accumulating a straw and cutting it into pieces, they'd done a draw. And for the fifth time they'd done this, Kendall got the short straw, /again/.

"You've got to be kidding me! This is the fifth time in a row! You're rigging this, aren't you?!" He pointed an accusing finger at Logan, who'd been the one to hold all of the straws for the choosing.

Logan raised both of his hands in defense. "No way! I swear!" It wasn't his fault that the blonde had incredibly bad luck.

"You know, I should get some kind of pass for this." Kendall insisted, eyeing the other two of them. "She likes me LEAST of the three of us and wouldn't hesitate to engrave her initials into my flesh with those scissors of hers!" He made himself sick with the thought, actually.

"Just go get it over with!" Carlos insisted and removed his helmet, holding it out in offer to Kendall. "You can borrow this, if you want." Jade very much had a track record for launching things at people when they tried to wake her up and for this reason, Carlos could borrow him his helmet.

He clutched the helmet with both hands, looking directly at Carlos. "/Thank you/." His admiration for the Latino was massive; his helmet had come in handy on more than one occasion. Exhaling, he picked it up and stuck it on his head, careful to latch it, beginning to cautiously make his way down the hall to the James' bedroom.

It was usually James' /and/ Carlos' bedroom, but when Jade was over, it was just James'. Neither of the remaining two would subject Carlos to the punishment of having to hear them, so they allowed him to bunk in their room. The walls already weren't thick enough as it was.

However, he found out as he drew closer, that there were some very odd sounds coming from the room. Oh come on, they couldn't possibly be screwing /in the morning/? That was ridiculous. He could have swore they were going at it last night - what were they? Rabbits?

Going against everything in his head that told him /no/, he cupped the door nob and twisted, slowly opening the door. What he saw, he couldn't say he'd regret - to an extent, but he was sure that James wasn't keen on him seeing any of it.

There Jade and James were - basically having sex right in front of him. He could see /everything/ - at least involving Jade. Things he'd /never/ expected to see bare. They'd had their really bad moments - despite making their agreement to keep the peace - and she was attractive, so he couldn't help looking /a little/. Even if he couldn't believe they hadn't seen him yet.

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Neither Jade nor James could be faulted for being absorbed in what they were doing. If the good night's sleep they'd gained hadn't restored their stamina, nothing could explain the burst of energy that had taken for this.

She was at the point where she was gasping and moaning with every thrust, teetering on the edge of having a /hell/ of a morning orgasm. James wasn't far behind - despite sleeping for the first minute or two, a good ole' Jade morning-ride and he was right up to speed with her.

"James - fucking - ugh." She rasped between breaths, tilting her head back and allowing him to a little bit of the work. His grip was tight on her hips; careful to keep her angled just the way he wanted her to be. He wanted to get her to absolutely /scream/ his name, just like she had the night before.

But that desire was a short-lived desire, because as soon as he tore his head away from his girlfriend's ample, bouncing breasts - he happened to notice one of his best friends getting an eyeful at the door way.

"KENDALL!" James shouted, definitely stealing Jade from her euphoric state. The brunette's head snapped to the side, eyes widened in a hasty glare at their trespasser. It took her approximately two seconds to realize that she was /very/ very naked on top of James and thrust her hands out at either side of her to curl the covers around herself.

"GET OUT!" She screeched, immediately looking around for something to throw.

Feeling hot under the collar now that he'd been found out, Kendall made a mad rush for the door. James was mad as hell and plucked Jade off his hips, not even bothering to grab anything to cover himself [considering him and the guys had seen almost EVERYTHING regarding each other many times before]. With James running after him like a linebacker, Kendall had no better motive to get the hell out of there.

To deter him, the blonde quickly slammed the door and raced into the kitchen, ducking behind the center island and staying there. Carlos and Logan were all eyes, staring at him with a perplexed look. Their heads wavered from the hall, expecting to see an angry Jade coming through it - and then back to the hiding Kendall.

"Did you wake them?" Carlos asked innocently. Kendall could have killed him for that question.

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James halted once the door slammed and banged his fist against it in frustration. Okay, he got that they were friends, but if HE would have been the one to walk in on Jo and him, Kendall would have been JUST as mad if James had stood there and ogled her for a solid few minutes! Maybe longer! James had been a LITTLE too distracted to bother looking if the door was open or not! And no one could dare blame him for that!

"We can /both/ have a go at him later." Jade groveled from the bed, having lied back down once James had gotten up to go and chase Kendall. "Are you flaccid?" She asked, as if continuing to have sex was an option after that.

He glanced down at his steadily softening erection, groaning. "Getting there. I reckon you're dryer than the Sahara?" It wasn't even meant to be comedic - he meant it.

"A little. Your cute little ass might get me somewhere with the way you're standing, though." Jade commented coyly, rolling onto her side and leaning her head in her hand.

James laughed and turned around, his anger diminishing for the meantime. "You're seriously flirting with me after that? Babe, I think you're turning into me." He teased, wandering back over to his girl to take a seat next to her on the bed.

"What's a cock block going to stop me for?" Jade snorted, sinking back down against the pillow. Kendall had already stolen a fantastic orgasm from her [something that made her /very/ angry; he couldn't steal the rest of her fun. "Especially /Kendall/ of all people. I'll skin and castrate him later, he'll get what's coming." Little did they know, that Kendall was going to have a long-lasting future reputation of 'cock blocking'.

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AN: Hope you achieved some laughter and MAYBE just a little arousal from this snippet. There will be many more to come from this - mostly because sometimes I'm in a horny mood to write this shit, and I don't want to be blasting the 6-8k one-shots I usually type out on my normal account.

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- Nat