Author's Note: I HAVE RISEN FROM THE GRAVE! WHY? BECAUSE THE STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL SEASON 2 PREMIERE DATE HAS FINALLY BEEN ANNOUNCED. THIS BEAUTIFUL SHOW WILL BE BACK JULY 11 2016! NOW HERE'S A BONUS CHAPTER FOR MY FIRST FANFICTION.
NO AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END TODAY! I MUST WORK SWIFTLY. CURRENTLY WORKING ON A SVTFOE GAME THAT I WILL HOPEFULLY ACCOMPLISH, MORE FANFICTIONS, AND SPAMMING MY TUMBLR BLOG.
Enjoy the fic!
"-And then one fine day when they were both twenty years old, Marco decided to propose to her."
"Star."
"Star was so happy and excited that she instantly said yes and jumped into Marco's arms."
"Starrr."
"And then they got married, Marco became ruler of Mewni alongside Star, and they had three kids named-"
"STAR!"
Star glanced up from her story book to see Marco turned to face her, glancing at the book in her hand called Until You Realize.
It was a sunny afternoon after school and Marco was doing his homework on his table. Star quickly became bored of her homework after looking at it for a few seconds and decided to pester Marco about a story she had gotten her hands on. She had barged in his room, announced that she was telling him a story, and before he could respond, she sat on his bed and began reading.
"Star..." he said slowly. "I have... no words... to describe that story."
"Rigghhhttt?!" Star said excitedly. "Isn't it awesome?!"
Marco opened his mouth to say something, then decided to start from the beginning. "Okay Star... First things first, where did you even learn to write a book?"
"Oh, I didn't write this," she said waving her hands. "I was asking around for someone to help me make a romantic story and this one guy said he'd do it for free! Lucky us huh?"
Right. Lucky Marco thought. He had a vague suspicion of why the guy said he'd do it for free. He's been hearing people talk about how 'cute' of a couple him and Star would be for the past weeks. Even Ferguson and Alfonso tease him about it every once in a while.
"Right... Now tell me again why you wanted to write a story?" Marco said.
Star laughed. "Pfft! Why wouldn't I? Don't we sound so cute in this story?! Here listen again: 'Hey Star?' Marco said. 'Yeah Marco?' Star replied. 'I just wanted to say, if you ever need me... I'll always be there for you-'"
"I-IT'S FINE!" Marco jumped up, panting and sweating, and slammed the book close in Star's hands.
Star tilted her head in confusion. "What's wrong Marco?" she asked. "This has to be like, the greatest book ever written! I've never read a better book!
Marco stood up straight and folded his arms. "That's cause you don't read any books."
Star gasped. She stood up and faced him, placing her hands on her hips. "What?! I've so read other books."
Marco was silent for a moment. "...Like?"
"...Uh, I've read that one, about the uh, the you know, the thingy."
"The thingy," Marco restated.
"Yeah you know, the thing where that thing did that other thing and got that thingy..." Star rambled.
Marco looked at her expectantly for a few moments until she gave up.
"OK FINE! I don't read a lot books," she grumbled.
"Point taken," Marco smirked victoriously.
"But that's only because, why read about adventures when you can live them?" she said twirling the wand in her hand. She bopped him on the nose with her wand. "I call it, reading 2.0!"
Marco shook his head. "Whatever you say Star. Just make sure no one gets their hands on it. Cause that would be embar-"
"Too late! I already sent it to my parents to get it published. It's already a number one best seller on The Mewman Times! See?" she smiled while pulling out a newspaper out from behind her.
Marco's eyes widened. He quickly snatched the newspaper from her.
"Princess of Mewni releases an interesting story: Until You Realize. Critics acclaim the book as: 'A work of art', 'a tear dropping story' and 'I'll say this book is good just please don't stab me with that sword!'"
Marco was sweating hard as he stared at the newspaper. He gulped audibly as he turned to Star.
"Please don't tell me people will actually read this," he said.
"Oh EVERYONE is going to read it! The Mewni newspaper is pretty popular across all dimensions. Isn't this great Marco?!" Star jumped up happily.
Marco wasn't angry that this story about him and Star was going to be seen across the universe. He was just slightly terrified. I mean, sure it's kind of embarrassing to have a love story about him and Star being seen everywhere, but if certain people got their hands on it and read the book...
Suddenly, the wall of Star's room was ripped open. The sky was tinted red, there were swirling clouds in the sky, and standing right in front of Marco was a very angry looking demon.
"MARCO DIAZ!" Tom roared. He threw a copy of the book, that Star had published, furiously towards the ground and blasted it with fire. "HOW DARE YOU FLIRT WITH MY STARSHIP!"
Marco let out a small 'eek' as he stood there paralyzed. "Well Tom, you see this is a big misunderstanding-" he started.
"It's none of your business what I do Tom!" Star interrupted Marco. Her arms were crossed and she had an annoyed look on her face.
"NONSENSE!" Tom screeched. He pointed at a trembling Marco. "THAT HUMAN IS STEALING YOU AWAY FROM ME!"
Marco poked Star on the shoulder. "H-hey Star. Maybe w-we shouldn't make him too angry-"
Star, unable to hear what Marco has said, stuck her tongue out at Tom in defiance. "What are you gonna do about it huh?! Marco can beat you up anyyyyy time! Let's not forget who chopped whose arm off!"
Marco practically shrunk a few inches after he saw that Tom's faced became more enraged.
"Oh really?" Tom said in a deathly, demonic whisper. "Let's see about that."
At that note, a flame burst into the demon's hands. Marco let out a terrified scream as he dashed out the door with Tom hot on his heels.
Star waved her fist in the air. "YEAH! GO GETEM MARCO! KICK HIS SORRY BUTT!" she cheered as Marco ran for his life.
Marco dashed down the stairs and outside the house as Tom set flames to everything in his path.
"MARCO DIAZ! FIRST YOU STEAL MY DANCE AND NOW HER HEART?!" Tom raged.
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Marco wailed.
All Tom could hear from that one phrase was: "WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT DEMON BOY?! I'M SMARTER AND BETTER LOOKING THEN YOU! PLUS, I CUT YOUR ARM OFF!"
Tom needed to work on his anger issues.
After being chased for the past 10 minutes, Marco finally tripped on a rock causing him to fall to the ground. Tom came to a screeching halt in front of Marco. He glowered at the innocent boy in a red hoodie and formed a giant fireball in his hand.
"H-hey, Tom. I know you're mad and all b-but maybe we can talk this out-" Marco reasoned.
"THIS TIME I'LL CUT YOUR ARM OFF. SEE IF THAT'S FUNNY!" Tom roared.
As Marco closed his eyes and braced himself for the incoming explosion, Tom suddenly felt someone aggressively whack him on the head with something really pointy. Tom blacked out almost instantaneously, but not before thinking: Who whacks a demon on the head? Oh right, all the weirdos on this show...
Marco heard someone's head being smacked harshly and peeked open his eyes. He was met with a sight he did not expect. There, on the ground, was an unconscious Tom, and flying above the body, back turned to Marco, was none other than his savior, Princess Pony Head.
Marco sighed with relief. "Phew! Pointy Head! Am I glad to see you-"
Before Marco could finish, Pony Head turned around. She was frothing at the mouth and it looked like she had just sharpened her horn. Her eyes had a wild look in them as if she was about to commit a crime.
"Uh, Pointy head?" Marco backed up a little. "Is something wrong-"
Pony Head let a terrifying battle cry and shoved her horn just inches away from Marco's face.
"EARTH TURD!" she screeched. "DO YOU HAVE A THING FOR MY BESTIE?!"
"What? WHAT?" Marco said in disbelief.
"I KNEW IT, YOU DO HAVE A THING FOR HER! NO WONDER SHE WROTE THAT BOOK ABOUT YOU TWO!" Pony Head said.
Marco weeped inwardly. Oh LORD! PLEASE don't go where I think this is going.
"Since I am her officially bestie," Pony Head declared. "I will teach you how to treat Star RIGHT!"
"Pointy Head, I think your misunderstanding something-"
"And if you so much as think about her with negative thoughts, I will pulverize you," Pony Head said.
"I'm not Tom, you know-"
"Now come along!" Pony Head said as she grabbed Marco's Hood by her teeth. "We're going to go to St. Joe's Reform School for Earth Turds to teach you how to treat a Star right."
Marco sighed as he was being dragged. Then he weeped inwardly. Then he ate a nacho. Knowing how this was going, Star's parents were probably going to show up in a few minutes and give him some lectures.
A small smile started to form on his face before he quickly wiped it off.