I present you another story, The Ultimate Brigade! Straight from my imagination and partly inspired by Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, created by Bleedman of SNAFU.

Before we start reading the first chapter, I want to address few things about this story.

First, Purple in this story is female. The reason why I'm making Purple female is because I thought that Purple was a chick the whole time…Hey, I was young at this time when it first come out and not a lot of tv shows have closed-caption back then, plus the closed-caption always drop at random time if they have it. I didn't know that until I got the completed Invader Zim series from Itune.

Second, that is my first 'Action' story so I must be bad at it but we'll see how it'll turn out.

Third, a lot of things change, even if you know some certain medias. Yes, some characters will change in appearance and their personalities will change a bit.

Fourth…I'm not really good with opening, just to let you know in case.

Oh, and the fifth thing…For these people who don't know, please read my author profile.

Now, with these out of the way…Enjoy the first chapter of The Ultimate Brigade.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zim and everything that will show up in this story.

Chapter 1: The Beginning

"ZIM, THAT ISN'T OVER!" Dib shouted out as he attempted to get himself out of the cocoon, made out of paste glue, and all he can do right now is to give the disguised alien an deadly glare.

"Oh, stupid, stupid Dib-stink, it's over." Zim tossed his modified water gun away with an evil laughter and in the background, the children just ignored them as they eat their lunch in the cafeteria. He points his index finger at the struggling human with a smug smirk, "You are so powerless that you can't lift a finger to defend yourself from Zim and the victory shall be mine!" He throws his head back with a bellowing laughter and it went on for a while.

"…W-W-What are you gonna do to me?" Dib gulped nervously.

"Ooh, Zim is going to…" The alien smirked evilly before he blink confusingly, "Um…I am going to…Hmm…" He rubbed his chin, "…I don't know…I didn't think the plan actually work." The bell rang out and the children just leave the cafeteria, followed by Zim. "Zim'll get back to you as soon as I figure this part out."

"Ha, who's the stupid here now?" The human boy chortled before he realizes something, "…HEY! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME GET OFF THE WALL?! HELP! HELLO?!"

The school just ended and Zim just walk out with a bored expression as the children ran around with shouting and squeals. "Why do humans have to learn basic math at this age?" Zim muttered under his breath as he turned around the corner, "A two-month smeet can do it!" He rolled his eyes, "Wait until my Tallests hear about that…" He paused in his trail, "…Why do I have a funny feeling that I just forget something? Nah, it's probably nothing."

"…HELP, I'M STILL STUCK HERE!" Dib cried out in the empty school, "…Anyone here? Great…"

(The Massive)

Tallest Red was having a bad day and he blames Purple because she decides to take a day off, something about special day. The first thing, the Massive got attacked by this stupid annoying group, Resisty, until the Massive chase them away and Red just found out that all of his favorite snacks were destroyed during the attack. Second, he got some reports that someone have been conquesting his planets…HIS PLANETS! There was no info on the person that has been taking his planets away from him and his people have been working on it for a while. And to make it worse, there were some rumors there were some skirmishes going on within his empire and a tall Irken that was going to replace him but they were just baseless rumors, who would believe these? At least, his day won't get worse than that…

"Incoming message from Invader Zim."

"CANCEL IT, CANCEL IT!" Red screamed angrily but it was too late as Zim's face show up on the large screen, "ARGGGGGH!"

"Hello, my Tallests!" Zim saluted with a widened grin before he notice the absentee of the second tallest, "Where is Tallest Purple?"

"She has a day off." Tallest Red grumbled as he rubbed the space between his eyes, "But that's not important…"

"Of course, it's not important." Zim spoke up, "What's more important is my daily report! You won't believe me after you hear my report. I have discovered that…"

"No, Zim…" If the Irkens have eyebrows, Red's eyebrow would twitch madly. "Your stupid report is not important. I'm really tired and pissed off right now and all I want is not to listen to your annoying report…"

"But you need to hear that because it will be very useful for the invasion." Zim raised his index finger up, "It seems that the human smeets are so dumb that they can't even master the basic math until they are…" The invader ranted on for a while and he didn't notice that his leader was gritting his teeth with a deadly growl.

"ENOUGH!" The tallest suddenly threw his fists up in air as he cut Zim off, "That's it! That's it! Can't you even see that how much I really hate you…No, that's nice way to say it…I LOATHE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO END YOUR LIFE WITH MY CLAWS!"

"…Um…It seems that Zim must call you at bad time." The invader blinked nervously, "Well…Um…I'll go back to my mission…"

"THERE IS NO MISSION, IT'S ALL A PLOT TO EXILE YOU FROM THE EMPIRE AND GET YOU KILLED!" Red shouted as Zim froze, "IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE ON A RANDOM FUCKING PLANET! THERE WERE SIGNS THAT YOUR MISSION WAS A SHAM, A BRAINLESS GOOP CAN SEE IT! EVEN EVERYONE CAN TELL THAT YOUR SIR IS DEFECTIVE AND SO ARE YOU! YOU'RE NOT AN INVADER, YOU'RE A FUCKING DEFECTIVE!"

"…" Zim stared at him with widened eyes and the Irken soldiers glance between their tallest and the shocked alien.

"You're lucky that you're alive for now." Tallest Red panted heavily, "I don't know how long it will take until we reach to your planet but one thing I know is that I'll end your life with my own hands as soon as we take over this stupid planet! If I were you, I'll deactivate myself to save some time!" The tallest alien pointed at the closest Irken, "Terminate it and block his contact good!" The screen went blank before Red slump back in his seat with a relived sigh, "Man, that feels so good to vent out on someone unimportant. Our lives are going to be so easy now. Right, Purple?" He glanced at the empty spot, "…Oh, right, I forget she have a day off."

(Earth)

Zim stare at the large monitor with blank expression, the truth is that he has notice some signs and he also heard it from Tak and Sizz-Lorr when they screamed in his face but he was in denial and didn't believe them until Red confirmed it. He feels so empty and lost right now since he had been officially exiled from the empire and he doesn't know what to do. Should he deactivate himself like what his Tallests want him to or would he just wait until they show up, maybe they'll change their mi…'No, they won't even change their minds…' Zim leaned his head against the control pane with a weary sigh, 'What will Zim do now? I have no idea…'

"Master, waffles!" The alien's head jerked back as Gir suddenly popped into his sight with a stack of waffles on a plate and the robot give him a goofy grin until he notice his master's sadden expression. "What's wrong, master? Do you hate waffles?"

"No, I don't hate waffles and it's nothing…" Zim replied, he doesn't want to explain everything to his SIR and he was certain that the robot won't understand their situation. "…Wait, why did you make waffles at night?!"

"It's sunny!" Gir tossed the waffles up in air with a cheer, "You want me to make waffles for school today?!" He never noticed that the waffles hit his master, soaking him in the maple syrup.

"Gir, it's the weekend…" The alien glanced at the time before he discover that it's Monday morning and it turn out that he have been staring at the blank screen for days without moving a muscle, which explain why he felt so tired at the moment. "Ugh…Zim don't think he should go to the school today…"

"Ooh, hooky time!" The defective SIR bounced around the laboratory, "Let's make more waffles…No, let's get a lot of pigs…Ooh, ooh, ooh, let's watch Scary Monkey!"

"…On second thought, I'll go to the school." Zim groaned and he ignored the robot's whine.

Dib have been watching Zim for hours and he knows that the alien was up to something because this damn alien has been very quiet, too quiet for his filthy kind. "And that is why everyone is doomed to die!" Ms. Bitters glowered over the children with a growl, "Any questions?"

"Yes, I do!" Dib raised his hand up in air before he points at Zim, "What are you up to this time, Zim the alien?!"

"Oh, here we go again." A random classmate groaned annoyingly.

"What kind of evil plan did you come up with?" Dib glared, "Tell me, you evil alien, so I can stop you from taking over the world!"

"There's no plan and I'm not going to take over the world." The disguised alien grunted, "Leave Zim alone."

"NEVER!" Dib suddenly slammed his hands on the alien's desk, "I will never rest well until I'm gonna make you confess to the world that you're nothing but an evil alien and your kind won't help you!" Zim flinched at the last part as the paranormal investigator kept rambling on for a while, mostly insulting the alien and he went off topic with something about Bigfoot and sandpaper. "Even they won't do anything when I send you to the dissection table as soon as everyone finds out who you really are!"

Usually, Zim would deny the accusation like always but he was really upset with everything that happened to him and Dib's ramble make it worse since the alien really have no one on his side anymore now. It was too much for Zim and for the first time, the alien break down. "FINE!" Zim cried into his hands, "I GIVE UP! I'M THE ALIEN!"

"AH!" The human boy pointed at Zim as he turned his head to his classmates, "I TOLD YOU ALL SO! I WAS RIG…" A pencil case hit him right in face.

"Racist!" A random classmate shouted out as the students threw stuff at the screaming paranormal investigator, "Leave him alone!"

"I'm not racist!" Dib cried, "Ow! Don't you hear him?! He said he's the alien!"

"Just because he comes from another country, it doesn't mean that he's from the outer space!" Another classmate shouted, "Stop bullying him!"

"Yeah!" Zita glared at Dib as she patted the crying alien's back, "He's having hard time with his skin condition and you just hurt his feeling!"

"Yes, he's crying because of you!" Pigboy called out from the back of the classroom and Old Kid agreed with him.

"ARGH!" Dib shouted angrily, "Zim, did you brainwashed them like last ti…"

"SHUT UP, FREAK!" Chuck threw a rubber ball at the paranormal investigator, knocking him out in the process.

"And back to our lesson now." Ms. Bitter clapped her hands together, she doesn't care about the current situation since she doesn't get paid for this shit and they all are doomed anyway.

"Are you okay now?" Zita asked the sniffling alien, several students decided to have their lunch together with Zim to cheer him up.

"Yes, Zim think so…" Zim poked his mysterious meal before he glance at some of his classmates, "Um…Why are you helping me and eating at table with me? Usually, you guys eat at other tables."

"Because we felt bad for you and what Dib did to you wasn't cool." Chuck punched his left hand, "I hate bullies."

"…Chuck, ain't you a bully too?" Carl pointed out, which earn a haymaker punch from the said bully.

"I only do physical bullying, not mental junk." The bully grumbled.

"And you're our friend now." Pigboy spoke up.

"Friend?" Zim raised his nonexistence eyebrow, "We're friends?"

"Yeah, friend." Chuck jabbed his thumb at Dib across the cafeteria, "I'm gonna tell you what I told these freaks…Let me know if Dib bother you freaks, I'll make sure he won't bother you for a while."

"Hey, they're not freaks." Zita shot him a glare, "They're…Um…Special."

"Ooh, yeah, they are so special!" The bully rolled his eyes and the girl just flicked glob foods at him. Zim just stare at his classmates with furrowed nonexistence eyebrows before he turn back to poking his foods, it's the first time someone call him their friend and he don't count Keef because this guy was so freaking creepy. He don't know why it made him feel good and it make him more confusing since he was still dealing with his newly exiled status.

"This guy has some kind of freaky evil plan." Dib hissed to his sister at their table, "But I still can't figure out! He did something to these guys and they all act like his friends! I gotta do something to save them all!"

"Shut the fuck up, you racist bastard, can't you see I'm busy with my game?" Gaz grunted, keeping her eyes on her game slave.

"I'M NOT RACIST!" Dib shouted, "THE RUMOR IS FALSE!"

"I don't care…" Gaz growled with a twitching eyebrow, "…And I said shut the fuck up!"

"You know what I'm gonna do?" The paranormal investigator calmed himself down as he ignored his growling sister, "I'm gonna spy on him and I will find the way to foil his plan like always!"

"Do you have a problem with listening to people?" The gamer girl muttered.

The children ran out of school as soon as the final bell rang out and Zim walk down the stair, he never notice that Dib was hiding behind the tree but someone else did. "Hey, Zim, let's walk together." The disguised alien glanced over his shoulder to see Zita, "And don't think about saying no because I don't take no for answer."

"Um…Okay?" Zim blinked confusingly as they walked together, "…Zim want to know why you want to walk with me?"

"I felt like it." Zita replied as she shot a dirty glare at the grumbling paranormal investigator, the human girl know that Dib will bother Zim if he went on by himself and she had to do something about that. Zita glances at the sulking alien as he kick the pebble away lightly, "Are you still bothered by what Dib said about you?"

"No." Zim muttered, "It's true that Zim is an alien…"

"You're not an alien." Zita nudged him with her shoulder.

"But I'm really…" The disguised alien lifted his index finger up but she cut him off.

"An Earthling." The human girl patted his back, "That's what you will say to Dib if he calls you alien again. He has no right to bully you, just because you're from another country…" She paused to tap her chin with puzzled expression, "…Where did you come from again?"

"Irken." Zim answered.

"Never heard of this country but again, I don't know most of countries." Zita shrugged.

'…Humans are so confusing.' Zim rubbed his forehead, 'Zim told the truth and they cover it up indirectly.' He sighed, "Anyway…I'm not upset because of what Dib called me, there was another reason why I'm upset."

"Oh, you want to talk about it?" The human girl asked.

"Nooooo." The alien drawled out, "It's something that meat-sacks won't understand." He doesn't want to spill everything out because he was still trying to accept his situation and he wonder why some humans care about him when they shouldn't.

"Ok, if you say so." Zita hummed, "But it's good to have someone listening to you, that's what my parent always say. When you're ready, I'll listen."

"…You're pretty mature for your age…" Zim raised his nonexistence eyebrow.

"I got that a lot of time." The human girl giggled and it wasn't long enough until they reach the corner.

"My base is over there." The alien pointed at his house, uncaringly that he just spill some secret information to humans and it really puzzled him. 'Zim better check his PAK later.'

"Cool, my home is pretty close." Zita waved her hand at the disguised alien, "I'll see you here tomorrow morning and we'll walk to school together while we'll try to fix your English.

"Yeah, yeah." Zim nodded before he realized what the human girl just said, "…Wait, what's wrong with Zim's English?!"

"No offense but you kept saying some weird words, like meat-sack or dirt-bag and you also switching between 'I' and your name!" Zita giggled.

"Zim speak perfect English!" The disguised alien held his fists up in air before he glances around with a puzzled expression, "…Um…Zim mean I speak perfect English…" He smacked his forehead, "Ugh!" Zim walk toward his house before he glance at the empty corner and he never notice the fact that he have a small smile.

"MASTER'S HOOOOME!" Gir suddenly tackle the screaming alien down, "WHERE'S MY CUPCAKE?"

"GIR, GET OFF!" Zim screamed as the robot clinched on his head, "STOP THAT! THAT IS THE ORDER! GET OFF!"

(The Massive)

Tallest Red and Purple sip their own drinks as they stare at the screen before Purple toss her drink away and it wasn't long enough until she tilt her head confusingly. "Say…" Purple scratched her head, "Usually, Zim would call us at this hour to tell us some of his stupid report or plans." She turned her head to her fellow Tallest, "Do you think something happened to him?"

"Oh, I just told him that his mission is a dud and he's really exiled." Red sipped his drink with a chortle, "I blocked his contract after I told him to go deactivate himself."

"Wait, you did what?" Purple dropped her jaw.

"You should have seen his face but don't worry, I recorded it for you." Tallest Red played the clip of Zim's shocking face, "Now that's the priceless moment there!"

"You bastard…" Purple growled.

"What?" Red blinked at her confusingly, "Why?"

"…I want to be there, everyone know that seeing it in person funny than seeing it on video." Purple crossed her arms with a grumble.

"Then you shouldn't have taken a day off." Red smirked.

"Maybe I shouldn't." Purple gave him a deadly glare.

(Earth)

It only has been three months since the banishment and Zim can't believe that many things just happened to him during his slow adaptation. First, he just told Gir that the Irken Empire have banished them to Earth and the robot just run around with a cheer, shouting something about more tacos and Zim wasn't really surprised with Gir's reaction. Second, Dib almost never bother him the whole time but the exiled Irken guessed that it was because of some humans, who call themselves his friends, were around to prevent the paranormal investigator from attacking the alien. Third, he gains a few human friends and he will never believe that he gets a best friend in form of…

"Zim, what did you answer on the fourth problem?" Zita walked up to his side, it becomes a route for them to walk together before and after school. If it was old Zim, he will be annoyed by that but Zim have changed a little and he have learn so many things about Earth from the human girl, even if she don't know that.

"Zim's answer was fifteen." Zim glanced at Zita, "You?"

"Oh, so close." The human girl groaned, "I guessed fourteen…How did you solve it?"

"I don't solve it, I just know the answer." The disguised alien shrugged his shoulders, "The Earth's math is too easy for Zim."

"Zim's a nerd." Zita punched his shoulder playfully.

"Zim is not a nerd!" Zim shook his fists in air with a shout before he turn his head to his new best friend, "…What is nerd?"

"Look it up online." The human girl rolled her eyes as they get closer to their school before she whisper to Zim with a sadden expression, "I'm gonna miss you and our walks."

"Huh?" He blinked, "Why?"

"You'll find out soon." Zita smiled and the alien was about to ask her but the bell give them a warning ring before they both race to their class.

"And to concluding our lesson…" Ms. Bitters hissed at her cowering students, "You all are fated to be doooooomed!" She cleared her throat, "Now, I have an important announcement to make. Today is Zita's last day here because her family are moving to another city on the weekend so…You all better say your goodbyes to her because that will be your last time! That's all."

"Aww…" Almost everyone groaned out and several classmates screamed out to the ceiling, they all don't want Zita to move away since she is one of popular kids.

Zim glance at the human girl with shocked face and Zita give him a slightly nod. "…Zim don't know what to say…" Zim muttered softly, feeling sad and very confusing.

"It's okay." Zita smiled sadly, "I also don't know what to say too. My dad got a new job and it was pretty sudden."

"Very sudden?!" Dib quickly stood up, pointing at the disguised alien. "That mean Zim's gonna kidna…" A rubber ball knocks him out, courtesy of Chuck.

"Excellent." Ms. Bitters loomed over the unconscious boy, "Chuck, you get A for that."

"Yes, my first A!" Chuck pumped his fist with a tear in his eyes, "Ma and pa are gonna be proud of me!"

Everyone was talking to Zita in the cafeteria as Zim watch on from the distance before someone sit down next to him and he glance at his side to see Gaz. "I heard that your best friend is going to move away." Gaz muttered as she kept her eyes on her Game Slave, she don't like most of humans but the gamer know that Zim wasn't a human and he was more like an acquaintance to her.

"Yes…" Zim sighed wearily, "Zim don't know what to do…Zim is very confusing…For some reason, I don't want her to go away because I want her to stay with me…Forever…"

"Ugh, oh my god…" Gaz gagged. What Zim just told her mean one thing and she doesn't want to think about it since it was too creepy for her at this age.

"Tell me…" The exiled Irken glanced at the gamer, "Gaz, what can Zim do about that?"

"You can just move with her." The gamer grunted.

"Why?" Zim raised his nonexistence eyebrow.

"Three good reasons…" Gaz counted with her fingers, "One, you're an alien and you have no reason to stay in a same spot. Two, if you go with Zita, you might find your answers…And three, Dib will go really crazy if he don't know where you are."

"…These are good reasons." The alien smirked, "Zim love the third reason more. Plus, I'll give anything to get out of this city since it's filled with crazy and stupid humans…That would be where I'll say 'No Offense' to you, right?"

"Whatever." The gamer shrugged her shoulders, "…I have to agreed you with the fact that the city is weird than most of the cities."

"Zim, let's go outside." Zita hollered from the doorway.

"Coming!" Zim waved before he glance at the gamer, "Gaz, th-th-tha-tha…"

"If you try to thank me, don't." Gaz glared at the alien and he just ran away from her.

"What were you and Gaz talking about?" Zita asked, swinging around on the monkey bars.

"About you and that you're moving away." Zim leaned against the monkey bars.

"My, my, I'm more popular today." She sighed, "…Sorry for not telling you about it. I really don't know how to break the news."

"It's okay, Zim also don't know what to say." The disguised alien waved it off before he remembers his conversation with the gamer early, "…Say…What would you think if Zim end up moving with you to another place?"

"Like by coincidence?" Zita tapped her cheek silently for a while, "…Well, I think I would like that, even if it's a little weird." She glanced at her best friend, "I wish that it can happen but it's kinda impossible…"

"Oh, it's very possible." Zim said, "I can move anywhere if I want to."

"Really?" She raised her eyebrow, "But won't your parents refuse to move since they're grown-ups?"

"Ah, they'll be okay with it since they listen to me…" He muttered with shifty eyes, he actually destroyed his robo-parents several months ago since they were getting out of control and he really have no need for them anymore now.

"Hmm, I see…" Zita tilted her head, "…What about your friends? It's gonna be hard for you to make new friends with your skin condition if you move to another city."

"Well…" Zim glanced at some of his friends as they run around the playground and he can see that Chuck was rubbing Dib's face into the mud with an evil chuckle. "To tell you the truth, Zim don't know them very well. You are my only best friend and I want to stay with you forever and Zim want you to stay with him because the Online told me that best friends always stay together forever. BFF mean best friend forever, correct?"

"Yes, that's right." Zita looked away with a lightly pinkish tint on her face, "…If it can happen, then it's okay for you to move to the same city where I'm going to." She know that would be very impossible and the chance of this happening is very low but for some reason, she hope that Zim will move to the same city and she won't ask any questions if it happen for real.

"Victory for Zim!" The disguised alien cheered with a scream, shaking his fists at the sky and he suddenly pause in his mid-cheer before he turn his head to the giggling girl. "…I just remember that I don't ask you the name of the new city."

"…Have I ever tell you that you're weird but in a good way?" Zita giggled with a shaking head.

"Zim believe that would be five times but that don't answer my question." Zim raised his nonexistence eyebrow.

"The city I'm moving to is…" The human girl whispered to her friend as the ringing bell drained them out.

"That's the name?" Zim gave her a deadpan stare, "Who named this city?"

"Yes, that's the name and I don't know." Zita shrugged her shoulders before they enter their school to avoid the tardy call.

A couple days went by, Dib pace around in the living room at night as he mutter to himself and his young sister was starting to get annoyed by her brother's mumble. "Dib, stop mumbling to yourself!" Gaz growled angrily, "It's distracting me!"

"Something is going on, I don't see Zim for days!" Dib punched his left palm as he ignored his growling sister, "I have a good feeling that the evil alien is up to something! That's it! I'm going to stop him!" He ran out of the house and Gaz glance at the doorway before she turn back to her game.

"Dumbass." Gaz grunted.

"Camera, check." Dib kept his back against the fence as he slowly move closer, "Film roll, check…Okay, that's it. I'm gonna expose Zim and the world will see the truth." He took a deep breath before he suddenly leaps over the fence with a battle cry, only to freeze up with a dropped jaw. He was standing in middle of an empty lot between two buildings and there was no evidence that a house used to reside right in this area. "No…No, no, no!" That means his enemy have relocated himself somewhere in the world and there is no way to stop this evil alien, Dib dropped down on his knees as he release a bloodcurdling scream, "ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!"

(The Massive)

Red take a long sip from his soda before he look up with a confusing blink, "Purple, did you hear something?"

"No." Purple grunted with crossed arms.

"Eh." Red shrugged to himself before he takes another sip.

(Earth: Seven Years Later)

A large moving truck sped down the highway with a car in tow and a man in labcoat was humming a tune as two teenagers were doing their own things. The teenager boy just mumble to himself, he wears a black trench coat with blue t-shirt, black jean and a pair of boots. He glances at the teenager girl at his right side, rolling his eyes as soon as his sister plays with the latest model of a handheld game system. She wears a purple punk long-sleeved shirt with black skirt that covers her black-and-purple stripped leggings and a pair of combat boots.

"Gaz, Dib, are you exciting that we're moving to new place?" Professor Membrane glanced at his children, "I am! Boy, I can't wait to work in the best of the best laboratory with all of the best professors. Oh, the science is gonna be bigger than ever!" He suddenly leaned out of the truck's opened window as he released the steering wheel, "SCIENCE!" He quickly put his hands back on the wheel with a clearing throat, "It will be good for us and…Oh, there it is!"

Gaz glance up from her game to see a large welcoming sign in front of the city as the truck drove past, "Welcome to Ultimate Town, aka Ulti-Town? What a fucking stupid name."

"Don't you think it's weird that it just happens all of sudden?" Dib leaned in closer to his father, "I mean, we never heard of this place and we have to move in just few days…It gotta be some kind of monster's plot to get me out of the…"

"Oh, my poor son, how much time do we have to tell you that paranormal activities are not real?" Professor Membrane shook his head.

"They are real!" Dib groaned, "I saw a Bigfoot in the garage and one of my former classmate was an alien!"

"Dib, alien mean that they come from another country, not from outer space." His father replied.

"Yeah, and you better not be embarrassing me at the new school." Gaz grunted.

"ARGH!" Dib screamed out.

"Ooh, I'm so exciting for our first day of school!" A bubbly voice squealed, "I can't wait to make some new friends!"

"Yeah, I wonder what kind of classes and clubs the school will provide to us…" The second voice spoke with gentle tone.

"Ugh, it's gonna be so lame." The third voice gave out an annoyingly groan, "I hope a stupid giant monster hit this city so we can skip the school."

"No one is gonna skip the school after our fight with a monster." The second voice scolded.

"Ugh…"

"And here you go, one new upgrade." An elderly voice spoke up, followed by a sound of something clicked together. "Now you have a plasma blaster. It's limited by two times and it will take about twelve hours to recharge per ammo."

"Thank, mom, it's gonna be pretty useful for some certain guys." A feminine robotic voice replied.

"Yes…" There was a sound of someone snapping their fingers, "Oh, I just remembered something. Since the school is going to start again, your curfew is going to be at ten."

"What?!" The robotic voice screamed, "BUT!"

"No but, sweet, your curfew is at ten and that's final."

"MOOOM!"

An explosive went off, follow by a giggle and an angry shout. "STOP THAT!" The male voice shouted.

"OOH!" A female voice gasped, "What does this button do?"

"DON'T YOU DARE PUSH IT!" There was a loudest explosive, "WHY YOU…NO, NO, NO!" There was another explosive, "OH GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO CALL HIM AND ASK HIM FOR HELP AGAIN!"

"Oh, are you going to call him?" The voice giggled, "Tell Zim I said hi! Tell him, tell him, tell him!"

"Fine, I'll tell him…AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LABORATORY!"

"The police are still on lookout for the masked thief and there have yet been any process in this case." The anchorman spoke on the television behind the store's window as a small figure stood in front of the window with a glare, "The thief is responsive for series of robbery in several high-profited technology companies and research laboratories…" The television suddenly switches to another channel, courtesy of the store's manager.

"HEY, I WAS WATCHING IT!" The figure hit the window with his fists but the manager just ignored him, "…Why did I decided to leave my place at another city? Oh, right, I'm doing it for revenge on these goody-goody heroines."

A tall figure sit in a chair, listening to a recorder as he watch a video on a large screen before a ringing phone catch his attention and he pick it up with a groan. "If it is one of this annoying telemarketing, fuck you! I'm not interesting in anything!"

"…Zim, it's me." The male voice spoke.

"Oh, let me guess…Your sister just ruins a certain project and you need my help to fix it because it has to be complete right away?"

"No…Well, yeah, I need your help again." The voice coughed nervously, "But I was going to call to remind you that our school will start in few days and I know that you might forget about it again…STOP IT! FINE, I'LL TELL HIM!" The alien can hear a sigh, "And my sister said hi."

"Zim is kinda busy today so is tomorrow okay with you?"

"Yeah, that would be fine with me."

"Ok, I'll see you tomorrow. Thank and tell her I said hello." The figure hanged up right away before he turn back to his computer, only to scream out as a familiar robot dance on the control pane with tacos in its hands. "GIR, GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER!"

"TACO DANCE! TACO DANCE!"

And that end the first chapter of Ultimate Brigade! Love it? Hate it?

That is just the beginning and it seems that there is something going on behind the curtains.

Zim just found out that his mission was fake and he has been exiled by the Irken Empire. He was so confusing with everything and we saw that he just unexpectedly end up getting closer to Zita and he don't know why.

Can you figure out who will show up in this story at the end of this chapter?

To let you all know that some certain characters will make cameo and/or become a part of the 'Main Cast'. So that means some familiar character will come and go throughout the chapters.

The stories will be update at random time because I am doing some projects (Just a hobbies of mine and not relating to the fanfiction stories) so it'll take a while.

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

Please leave reviews and feedback here. The flames will be sending to Gir so he can play with them.