Hi Guys!

I wrote this a while ago and thought it'd be fun to post.

Enjoy :D

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He doesn't particularly want to go but he's the best man, so of course he goes, to support his friend. His friend Killian is getting married and the 'guys' thought that for his bachelor party they would all go to a strip club.

Since he's the only one who hasn't been to a strip club or had a lap dance- which his friends think is necessary to have once in his life- he is the target of the night.

"Time to corrupt Robin!" They chant as they head into the dimly lit club. Low music can be heard echoing through the large room. Many men have their eyes glued to the girl on the stage who dances to the music, as others throw their money at the other girls dancing on poles. They find a circular table in the middle of the room and order drinks. Robin order's a bottle of beer as he intends to stay sober, as the other's have a plan of getting drunk off their asses.

When their drinks arrive, Killian asks the waitress where they can get entertainment. At that question, Robin just rolls his eyes.

The waitress smiles politely and leaves, she can be seen talking to another woman whom Robin can't make out due to the bad lighting. He can see how the woman nod and then makes her way over to their table, his friends cheer when she arrives.

The brunette chuckles, "what can I do for you boys?" She asks in a soft voice and a knowing smirk.

"We need you to give our boy Robin here a lap dance," one of his friends say with a pat to Robin's shoulder. The brunette chuckles softly and Robin thinks it might as well be the most beautiful sound in the world.

She is stunning. He thinks.

Her short black hair flows down to her shoulders, her eyes are a beautiful brown.

Just like chocolate.

Her lips are painted red and she is wearing black heels along with black nylons that are attached to a garter belt with black panties.

A black corset with red lace adorning her figure. And in Robin's opinion, it's doing an amazing job at pushing up her cleavage.

Her smile is one that he wishes to see day and night.

He does notice her other assets- he is after all a man- he longs to know more about the beauty that lays before him.

She walks over to him and gently straddles his hips.

"How much is a lap dance?" Killian asks but continues before anyone has a chance to respond, "oh, well with him, you might as well just take all of it." He jokes as he slams a wad of cash down on the table near the brunette, all in $20 bills. It's obvious he has already had his fill of drinks.

The brunette smirks at how forth coming the group seems to be.

"What's your name?"

Robin asks staring intently into her eyes, "Sapphire, but a lot of people like to call me the Evil Queen," she says with a mischievous glint in her eye.

"It's nice to meet you, your majesty. I'm Robin."

She laughs, "so I gather."

A rather loud song starts with a bass line beat that seems to vibrate off the walls.

She starts to move her hips on Robin's looking into his eye's seeing that he seems more interested in her own eyes than anything else which is something she is not used to, especially considering where she works. And how she's dressed.

"Boobs or Ass?" One of his friends shouts as Robin rolls his eyes.

"What will it be Robin?" She asks amused at the way he seems to be annoyed by his friend's bluntness.

He mumbles something under his breath.

"What was that?" Killian shouts from his place at the table.

Killian doesn't seem to be paying the woman who is gyrating against Robin's hips a lot of mind. This definitely wouldn't have been the case 2 years ago. Robin guesses that Emma really did change him. Especially considering how much of a fight he put up at coming to a strip club for his bachelor party in the first place.

"Ass," he says again a little louder. The brunette smiles and turns her body so that she is sitting on his lap and they are facing the same direction. Just as the lyrics blow through the speaker.

On my waist, through my hair
Think about it when you touch me there
Close my eyes, here you are
All alone dancing in the dark

Tell me baby if it's wrong
To let my hands do what they want
Late at night I pretend we are
Dance, dance, da-dance dancing in the dark

She starts to roll her hips on his crotch in circular motions, moving her hips in time with the beat. He can hear his friends making different noises beside him but pays them no mind.

She's grinding her ass in circular motions along with the music echoing through the club. She stands back up and sensually moves up and down, dancing between his legs. To say Robin is enjoying himself would be an understatement. She settles herself back onto his lap, she moves her arms behind her and grabs his hands and moves them to her hips. Normally she has problems with men that get to handsy, but she knows for some odd reason that Robin wouldn't do anything she doesn't want or permit.

She sits a little back in his lap as she moves her hips, allowing him to guide the motion of her hips. The song plays its last beat and she slowly moves her hips slower and slower until she stops.

He removes his hands and she gets back up. Robin's friends are whistling and applauding causing her to laugh as she notices the slight blush covering Robin's cheeks.

"Anything else I can do for you boys?"

"Do you do girl on girl?" One of the guys asks. She laughs again and motions for another brunette to join them.

Robin notices that she has red streaks in her hair. She joins them with a coy smile on her face.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Robin notices that she wears a very- and when he thinks very he means very- skimpy red dress as well as matching heels.

"What's your name love?" Killian asks.

"Red," she responds.

One of the guys scoffs and asks "as in Bloody Mary?" She laughs and walks to him and leans over his chair so her cleavage is directly in his eye sight.

She smiles as he gulps, "as in Little. Red. Riding. Hood." Robin chuckles as his friend nods. Red gets back up and heads back to Sapphire.

"They want us to dance together." The brunette says to Red.

"No Problem." She responds with a smirk as the next song starts.

Rhythm is a dancer, I need a companion
Girl, I guess that must be you
Body like the summer, fucking like no other
Don't you tell 'em what we do

Don't tell 'em
Don't tell 'em
You ain't even
Don't tell 'em
Don't tell 'em
You ain't even
You ain't even gotta tell 'em
Don't tell 'em
Don't tell 'em
You ain't even
Don't tell 'em
Don't tell 'em
You ain't even
You ain't even gotta tell 'em
Don't tell 'em
Don't tell 'em

Know you say you down with it
Won't tell 'em how you hit the ground with it
Girl, you know I'm from Chicago,
I act a fool Bobby Brown with it
In it, nobody take me out though
You got gifts bring 'em down to the south pole
Marathon doll gon' puttin' miles
Don't you worry 'bout it might gon' work it out

Only it's you got me feeling like this
Oh why, why, why, why
Loving while grabbing the rhythm of your hips
That's right, right, right, right, right

Red turns around and starts grinding against the Evil Queen's hips, Sapphire holds her hips moving along with her.

They dance like this to give the guy's a good view. Red turns around and wrap her arms around the brunette's neck and puts a leg in between the other brunette's legs, Sapphire does as well. They both roll their hips on the other's leg, creating a delicious friction.

Red whispers so only the brunette can hear, "he's staring at you."

"We're dancing right in front of him," she whispers back.

"But he's not staring at me."

"He's an ass man, he likes asses" she says, cringing at how crass that sounds.

"Yeah," Red chuckles and adds, "your ass." As the next song starts.

Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
Big, big booty
What you
(Ain't that a freak)
Big, big booty
What you got a big booty
(My baby, you're gorgeous
I mean you're fine, you're sexy
But most of all you are just absolutely booty-full)

Red places her hands on the brunette's hips as the verse starts they move their hips together going down and up. They continue this until the song comes to an end.

It's clear that everyone in the group has had way too much to drink, well, everyone except Robin.

Red goes up to the table grabs the cash and comes back to the other brunette, she takes 3/4 and places it between Sapphire's breasts and smiles.

"Bye boys!" She waves as she walks into the back.

The brunette smiles and turns around. Since they had asked for entertainment, and she is 'the best' of the club and was their first entertainer of the night, she needs to make sure that all their needs are satisfied.

As she's about to ask if she can do anything else Robin speaks up, "I think I need to get these fools out of here, before they do something they'll regret in the morning, and I as well would like to make it home sometime tonight." He says smiling at her. She nods and smiles back. Robin somehow miraculously gets the men on their feet and toward the door without any accidents.

"Goodnight M'lady." Robin says as he takes her hand and kisses just above her knuckles.

She smiles and says genuinely, "goodnight, Robin." He smiles and heads out after paying for the drinks and to the taxi where his friends wait.

Regina doesn't miss the flutter of her heart when he kisses her hand, or the small wish of seeing him again, though she knows it won't happen.

She smiles like she never has before, no one has ever treated her like he has. She's a stripper many men treat her like trash.

She heads to the back room with a bright smile on her face that doesn't leave for the rest of the night.

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Hope you liked it :D