Radical Pizza vs. Space Dorito

Pizza Steve was chilling in the RV. He was currently building the biggest house of cards. Uncle Grandpa said. "Wow, Pizza Steve…. Is there nothing you can`t do?" Pizza Steve chuckled softly. "I can do everything in the world and be super cool doing it." He was about to finish the biggest house of the cards when suddenly…

BAM! A person fell down from the sky, though the roof of the RV, and right onto Pizza Steve`s house of cards! "HEY!" Pizza Steve shouted. The figure got up, brushed itself off, and began to survey its surroundings. It had hair like a dorito that had looked like it had been painted a light green-yellow. It was also missing a foot.

The 'space Dorito' began to speak into a communicator. "This is Peridot. After fighting those moronic crystal clods and having part of my body been taken, I`ve crash-landed in a space vessel of some sort which is stationed on the ground." Pizza Steve shouted. "HEY, YOU!"

Peridot turned to look at the human and triangular creature watch her. She simply ignored them and said to her communicator. "I`m being watched by two figures, one human, and one alien." Pizza Steve shouted. "HEY, PIZZA STEVE IS NOT AN ALIEN!"

That made Peridot turned to look at them with a scared face. "A STEVE?! HE COULD BE LIKE THE STEVEN!" She began to act and scream like a scared little girl. "I CANNOT GET AWAY FROM THEM!" She hopped away rather quickly away from them as Pizza Steve turned to look at Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa said. "PIZZA STEVE! That space Dorito could be an enemy of our good pal Steven Universe! Pizza Steve, I need you to catch Peridot while I call the crystal gems. If I can find the phone."

Pizza Steve said. "But Uncle G, that would ruin my peaceful image and besides one of those crystal gems ate me!" Uncle Grandpa said. "If you catch that space Dorito, I will let you drive the RV wherever you want." "Even Pooters?" "Yes, Even Pooters."

Pizza Steve said. "You got it, Uncle G. Time to catch me a Dorito."