Credits
Legit AN: *sniff* Thank you for watching my ability to spell slowly shrivel and die with me. Amber loves you!(1111)
Directed by Amber of Lullaby of Broadway
Written by Amber of Lullaby of Broadway
Produced by Lullaby of Broadway and Fanfiction Dot Net
Costumes by Hot Topic the store
Makeup by… probably Hot Topic, maybe Urban Decay or MAC or someone, I don't know, who makes black lipstick?
Edited by No one (death to spell check!)
Starring…
The number 1
Neville
Madeline the Prep
Crabe and Gockle
The Goffic Bands: Slipknot, Simple Plan, Green Day, Marilyn Mason, Linkin Park, Evanesence, Good Charlotte, and My Chemical Romance
Aslan the Lion
Liz Lemon
Frodo Baggins
The Guy from the Maze Runner (seriously I don't know his name.)
Jean Valjean, of all people
Ebenezer Scrooge
Willy Wonka
Snow White
Barney the Purple Dinosaur
Tony Stark
Katniss Everdeen
Mickey Mouse
Elsa the Snow Queen
Batman (Tim Burton's Batman, duh.)
ET the Extra-Terrestrial
Leslie Knope
SpongeBob Freaking SquarePants
Edward Cullen
Crossdressing Luke Skywalker
Marty McFly
Philip J. Fry and his black tim machine
Hilary Fuking Duff and her preppy Bands
Uncle Barry
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Georgia, or DaRing
Daphne, or Helena
Luna "Shelly" Lovegood
Hargrid "Diabolo Tie"
Professor Sinatra
YOU, the Second Person Narrator
Minerva "Diaboletta" McGonagall
Cedric "That was Cedric okay?" Diggory
Peter "the Fat Guy Who Killed Cedric" "Darth Valet" Pettigrew
Loopin "Billy Joel" Romulus
Lucius "Goffical" Malfoy
Professor "Squirrel" "the guy with the dumb hat from the first movie"
Dolores "Samalene" Umbridge
Gilderoy "The Dumb Guy from the Second Movie" Lockheart
Sirius "SlitWristz" Black
Sorting "Hades Underworld" Hat
Severus "Mikay" Snape
James Potter
Dobby (and Dobby is watching the credits!
Voldemort
Dumbeldore "Dumblydork"
Billy Poseran
Mae Poseran
Ginny "Pentagram "Penty" "Penny" Slipknot" Weasley
Ron "Seleno "Selene" Slipknot" Weasely
Vespa "Vesper" Painflower
Daisy "Daisy"
Hunter the Poser
Cecilia Joy Pink the Prep
Harry "Pluto "Plato" "Plinko"" Potter
Draco Malfoy
AND INTRODUCING…
Trixie Brittany Lindsey "Hot Topic Shadow Ra'ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis'hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D'eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P'e'n't'a'g'r'a'm' Draculana Buffy BloodRose, but most pple cal me Hot Topic BloodRose" Prepzi!
Based on Characters by J. K. Rowling, Tara Gilesbie and Raven. Inspired by "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie of XXXBloodyWrists666XXX.
Filmed on location in England. I mean Scotland.
No preps were injured in the making of this Fanfic. The Prep Union monitored some of the Prep Action.
Soundtrack available where ever My Chemical Romance is sold. Seriously.
Clips from preppy and goffic movies courtesy of their respective studios. The "preppy" and "goffic" labels are not endorsed by said studios.
Lullaby of Broadway did not receive any consideration for the depiction of pot, coke, and crack usage.
Shown in Dobby Digital in select theatres.
Screwing on the pavement is a dangerous stunt. All screwing on pavement in "Xtremly Scray" was performed by professionals. Do not attempt at home (especially if you live next door to a preschool).
This fanfic is protected by Amber. Usage in part or in whole will make her cry.
The persons, goffs, preps, punks, posers, and events in this film are fictitious. No malicious intent was intended in the placing of real persons or pre-existing characters into the "prep", "poser", and "goffic" divisions, or the reassigning of sexual orientations. Any similarities to actual people and events is unintentional.
Copyright (as much as anything can be copyrighted here) MMXV by Lullaby of Broadway.
A LULLABY OF BROADWAY PRODUCTION
XTREMLY SCRAY – A MY IMMORTAL PARODY
WARNING: Sum of da preceding fanfic was xtremly scray. Viower excretion was advisd.